JustErin said:

Tokyo89 said:

lol

It is.. You should be a lady no matter what these men are doing.. Idk for some reason this caught my eye..

What the fuck does "be a lady" even mean?

keeping your knees together when you're not wearing undies under your dress

She's a lady.

Whoa Whoa Whoa

She's a lady.

Talkin' about a real lady

And the lady is mine

luv4u said:

If men on buses would give their seat up for a lady (including senior citizens, expectant mothers) the world would be a more decent place.

Why should they?

I can see giving up your seat for preggos, elderly or disabled people...but how the hell does giving up your seat for an abled bodied female make the world a more decent place?

NDRU said:

JustErin said:

I was thinking maybe this?

But only if the man does his part first (strangely this does seem to be in style nowadays)

I'm digging that hat.

JustErin said:

XxAxX said:

maybe this?

I was thinking maybe this?

no way. that little harlot's ankles are showing

Cerebus said:

I have no problem with my "lady" using vulgar language. I quite like it, actually. And I'm not sure being with a man who treats her badly makes a woman less of a "lady", either.

I am going to fuck the living daylights out of you.

I'll be sure to dress like a whore when I do it too.

NDRU said:

JustErin said:

I was thinking maybe this?

But only if the man does his part first (strangely this does seem to be in style nowadays)

i can see his upper lip. that seems, immoral

ZombieKitten said:

JustErin said:

What the fuck does "be a lady" even mean?

keeping your knees together when you're not wearing undies under your dress

oh fuck

XxAxX said:

ZombieKitten said:

keeping your knees together when you're not wearing undies under your dress

oh fuck

that Britney is certainly no lady

ZombieKitten said:

XxAxX said:

oh fuck

that Britney is certainly no lady

nor is that naughty sharon stone

XxAxX said:

NDRU said:

But only if the man does his part first (strangely this does seem to be in style nowadays)

i can see his upper lip. that seems, immoral

that's just a man standing up & being a man!

NDRU said:

XxAxX said:

i can see his upper lip. that seems, immoral

that's just a man standing up & being a man!

but there is an unseemly amount of skin showing on his face. a real man wouldn't necessarily want to flash his lip around like that

let's ask the taliban

XxAxX said:

NDRU said:

that's just a man standing up & being a man!

but there is an unseemly amount of skin showing on his face. a real man wouldn't necessarily want to flash his lip around like that

let's ask the taliban

and the amish lady was showing too much ankle.

ZombieKitten said:

XxAxX said:

but there is an unseemly amount of skin showing on his face. a real man wouldn't necessarily want to flash his lip around like that

let's ask the taliban

and the amish lady was showing too much ankle.

yep. a total hussy talk about leading men into temptation~!

XxAxX said:

ZombieKitten said:

and the amish lady was showing too much ankle.

yep. a total hussy talk about leading men into temptation~!

she is asking for it!!!

Vendetta1 said:

Cerebus said:

I have no problem with my "lady" using vulgar language. I quite like it, actually. And I'm not sure being with a man who treats her badly makes a woman less of a "lady", either.

I am going to fuck the living daylights out of you.

I'll be sure to dress like a whore when I do it too.

Actually, would you mind wearing the Amish outfit to start? We'll take if off eventually. But I like the mystery at the beginning. Especially if you still use vulgar language. Hot, vulgar, Amish lady. Tee-hee.

ZombieKitten said:

XxAxX said:

yep. a total hussy talk about leading men into temptation~!

she is asking for it!!!

clearly. her bonnet strings are not tied tightly

it means if men would stop acting like bitches, then women would stop acting like bitches too.

Cerebus said:

Vendetta1 said:

I am going to fuck the living daylights out of you.

I'll be sure to dress like a whore when I do it too.

Actually, would you mind wearing the Amish outfit to start? We'll take if off eventually. But I like the mystery at the beginning. Especially if you still use vulgar language. Hot, vulgar, Amish lady. Tee-hee.

Not a problem.

This is a very loaded question, and one which does not take into account parameters such as:

a) size of womb

b) size of bedroom

c) size of house

d) size of tower block

e) shape of environment

and given the over-arching negative philosphy of US being in the process of fucking ourselves at various rates, i give you the answer:

f)_________________________________________

Cx

Cerebus said:

Hot, vulgar, Amish lady. Tee-hee.

I'm not even bullshitting

but I once met a hot, vulgar Mennonite girl

in full homemade clothes get up

little white hat an' all

ahhh...memories

Efan said:

Please do! I think it'll really liven up this thread.

Lady A: She sleeps around, cheats on her husband, dresses like a tramp, goes to the bar and drinks to excess, burps, farts in public without even trying to hide it and uses vulgar language (I know, some have been used, but I'm trying to paint the picture of a non lady)

Lady B: Doesn't sleep around, faithful to her husband, doesn't get drunk, goes to the restroom to blow nose and fart and doesn't use vulgar language.

This is not hard stuff folks, this is elementary stuff here. We as a society have lost our common sense.

BklynBabe said:

it means if men would stop acting like bitches, then women would stop acting like bitches too.

Now THIS actually makes more sense.

I think some of us are confusing our disapproval of the phrase "act like a lady" and the thought process behind it with not knowing what society generally means by the phrase.

Really? Are we all gonna act like this is the first time we ever heard that phrase?

FauxReal said:

I think some of us are confusing our disapproval of the phrase "act like a lady" and the thought process behind it with not knowing what society generally means by the phrase.

Really? Are we all gonna act like this is the first time we ever heard that phrase?

I think people who have common sense know what acting like a lady is. It's sad we live in a society that encourages/applauds lewd behavior. I'm not saying I'm a saint, but I do know what right and wrong is and i do know what acting like a lady is. Some people in society feel safe and hide behind the "play dumb" card.

Lammastide said:

Funkcreep said:

I can come up with several more examples of acting like a lady and not acting like a lady if you don't follow this first one i listed.

And while you're at it, please also come up with a few examples of "acting like a man" or not.

Acting Like A Man: giving up your seat for a women on the bus, helping a women with a heavy item at the grocery store, giving up your jacket at a Bronco game for a women who didn't dress appropriately, not using vulgar language around females, going to work and providing for your family

these are all examples of acting like a man.

Not acting like a Man: you can just reverse everything above, NOT giving up your seat, NOT helping a women, NOT etc......

Funkcreep said:

FauxReal said:

I think some of us are confusing our disapproval of the phrase "act like a lady" and the thought process behind it with not knowing what society generally means by the phrase.

Really? Are we all gonna act like this is the first time we ever heard that phrase?

I think people who have common sense know what acting like a lady is. It's sad we live in a society that encourages/applauds lewd behavior. I'm not saying I'm a saint, but I do know what right and wrong is and i do know what acting like a lady is. Some people in society feel safe and hide behind the "play dumb" card.

Well I won't say that I agree with the idea behind it, I'll only say I know what is generally meant by acting like a lady. I don't agree with double standards and the phrase act like a lady presents exactly that. It tells ladies that they should sit silently and look cute, not do anything that can be construed as rude...that's behavior that only men are allowed to partake in.

FauxReal said:

I think some of us are confusing our disapproval of the phrase "act like a lady" and the thought process behind it with not knowing what society generally means by the phrase.

Really? Are we all gonna act like this is the first time we ever heard that phrase?

Of course I've heard it. I've never known what it really meant though and never cared to find out until now.

Funkcreep said:

Lammastide said:

And while you're at it, please also come up with a few examples of "acting like a man" or not.

Acting Like A Man: giving up your seat for a women on the bus, helping a women with a heavy item at the grocery store, giving up your jacket at a Bronco game for a women who didn't dress appropriately, not using vulgar language around females, going to work and providing for your family

these are all examples of acting like a man.

Not acting like a Man: you can just reverse everything above, NOT giving up your seat, NOT helping a women, NOT etc......

Funkcreep said:

Lammastide said:

And while you're at it, please also come up with a few examples of "acting like a man" or not.

Acting Like A Man: giving up your seat for a women on the bus, helping a women with a heavy item at the grocery store, giving up your jacket at a Bronco game for a women who didn't dress appropriately, not using vulgar language around females, going to work and providing for your family

these are all examples of acting like a man.

Not acting like a Man: you can just reverse everything above, NOT giving up your seat, NOT helping a women, NOT etc......

Know what?

It's tough for me to find a beef with these (assuming the women in these scenarios are not being patronized by these sorts of gestures). HOWEVER... real men don't do Broncos games.

[Edited 11/9/10 20:34pm]