FauxReal said:

ZombieKitten said:

don't worry, he's already in the doghouse, even BEFORE the mature comment

I was? How'd I get there?

it's like that song "To all the girls I've ever loved before"

Julio Inglesias was probably hit with handbags after that one

NO woman wants to think of herself as one in a whole bunch, they have to be the ONLY one!

I wonder if Erin and Funkcreep are makin' sweet orgnote love or if they both just completely disappeared at exactly the same time?

Cerebus said:

ZombieKitten said:

Ha! I'd rather eat something I LIKE

Well there is that, I guess.

plus he's nowhere near home, and the rest of us are getting peckish

ZombieKitten said:

Cerebus said:

Well there is that, I guess.

plus he's nowhere near home, and the rest of us are getting peckish

Hmm. Certainly wouldn't want that. You have any veggies or potatoes? You could make a nice dinner scramble? Ummm.... quiche? Fried egg sandwiches?

Oh...

Yes I suppose that could be true.

Cerebus said:

I wonder if Erin and Funkcreep are makin' sweet orgnote love or if they both just completely disappeared at exactly the same time?

JustErin is probably busy preparing a giant magnificent Boob thread. (Like a lady would.)

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Cerebus said:

I wonder if Erin and Funkcreep are makin' sweet orgnote love or if they both just completely disappeared at exactly the same time?

Cerebus said:

ZombieKitten said:

plus he's nowhere near home, and the rest of us are getting peckish

Hmm. Certainly wouldn't want that. You have any veggies or potatoes? You could make a nice dinner scramble? Ummm.... quiche? Fried egg sandwiches?

the kids love their fried eggs!

I have leftover meatloaf, broccoli, capsicum, onion, cauliflower etc

Might make an omelette

FauxReal said:

Oh...

Yes I suppose that could be true.

kewlschool said:

Cerebus said:

I wonder if Erin and Funkcreep are makin' sweet orgnote love or if they both just completely disappeared at exactly the same time?

JustErin is probably busy preparing a giant magnificent Boob thread. (Like a lady would.)

Exactly.

Cerebus said:

I wonder if Erin and Funkcreep are makin' sweet orgnote love or if they both just completely disappeared at exactly the same time?

No, I'm still here. I'm getting sidetracked by Project Runway Canada on the tv and porn in another browser.

JustErin said:

Cerebus said:

I wonder if Erin and Funkcreep are makin' sweet orgnote love or if they both just completely disappeared at exactly the same time?

No, I'm still here. I'm getting sidetracked by Project Runway Canada on the tv and porn in another browser.

I could NEVER org and porn at the same time, that just would not be proper!

ZombieKitten said:

JustErin said:

No, I'm still here. I'm getting sidetracked by Project Runway Canada on the tv and porn in another browser.

I could NEVER org and porn at the same time, that just would not be proper!

Are you kidding. I do it all the time late at night.

ZombieKitten said:

JustErin said:

No, I'm still here. I'm getting sidetracked by Project Runway Canada on the tv and porn in another browser.

I could NEVER org and porn at the same time, that just would not be proper!

I've probably done it.

ZombieKitten said:

Cerebus said:

Hmm. Certainly wouldn't want that. You have any veggies or potatoes? You could make a nice dinner scramble? Ummm.... quiche? Fried egg sandwiches?

the kids love their fried eggs!

I have leftover meatloaf, broccoli, capsicum, onion, cauliflower etc

Might make an omelette

I had to look up capsicum - it sounded familiar, but I couldn't place it. Those are almost always called Bell Peppers here, sometimes just red pepper or green pepper. Weird, huh? The Capsicum Wiki was quite informative, actually.

JustErin said:

Cerebus said:

I wonder if Erin and Funkcreep are makin' sweet orgnote love or if they both just completely disappeared at exactly the same time?

No, I'm still here. I'm getting sidetracked by Project Runway Canada on the tv and porn in another browser.

Your such a lady.

JustErin said:

ZombieKitten said:

I could NEVER org and porn at the same time, that just would not be proper!

Are you kidding. I do it all the time late at night.

I like to give porn my undivided attention

I can't chit chat while I

JustErin said:

ZombieKitten said:

I could NEVER org and porn at the same time, that just would not be proper!

Are you kidding. I do it all the time late at night.

So do I unless it becomes necessary to focus my attention completely on the porn.

Cerebus said:

ZombieKitten said:

the kids love their fried eggs!

I have leftover meatloaf, broccoli, capsicum, onion, cauliflower etc

Might make an omelette

I had to look up capsicum - it sounded familiar, but I couldn't place it. Those are almost always called Bell Peppers here, sometimes just red pepper or green pepper. Weird, huh? The Capsicum Wiki was quite informative, actually.

we even have capsicum spray here!

http://www.news.com.au/na...5812717923

so if you guys drop out I know you're all jerking off

see youse, I have to cook for 5 people now

ZombieKitten said:

so if you guys drop out I know you're all jerking off

see youse, I have to cook for 5 people now

Can't type need both hands. Later-Have a good dinner.

ZombieKitten said:

so if you guys drop out I know you're all jerking off

see youse, I have to cook for 5 people now

I am going to drop out. Gonna go read (a book!). Peace y'all.

ZombieKitten said:

so if you guys drop out I know you're all jerking off

see youse, I have to cook for 5 people now

Riiiiight .

Have fun with that.

So...just me and the crickets?

...

...

FauxReal said:

ZombieKitten said:

so if you guys drop out I know you're all jerking off

see youse, I have to cook for 5 people now

Riiiiight .

Have fun with that.

you really think I would let one of the kids STARVE, of course I cook for ALL of us

(I do all my jerking off while kids are in school )

FauxReal said:

So...just me and the crickets?

...

...

Don't forget the voices in your head." Kill babbah, Kill babbah"

Later

ZombieKitten said:

FauxReal said:

Riiiiight .

Have fun with that.

you really think I would let one of the kids STARVE, of course I cook for ALL of us

kewlschool said:

FauxReal said:

So...just me and the crickets?

...

...

Don't forget the voices in your head." Kill babbah, Kill babbah"

Later

I'll probably have a bad dream now...

JustErin said:

Funkcreep said:

Personal experience? Let's see, i've been married for 20 years this past October, I know what a women likes. She likes to feel appreciated, protected. She wants somebody who would lay their life on the line for her.

Difficult?? Yes, it should almost be impossible to have sex with a women who is NOT your wife. I know thats not going to happen and never has happened but as a society we do need standards.

They have lowered standards. Explanation: They (feminist, liberals, athiests etc...) lowered the standards. The standard used to be that in order to have a sexual relationship with a women you would have to marry her. That is NO longer the standard. The standard used to be that around a women you watch you language, you treat her with respect, you treat her as you would want somebody to treat your mother. That is NO longer the standard.

I hope I'm not coming off as condescending but this stuff is elementary. Like my other posts states, it's really irritating when somebody says "whatever that means" when they damn right what it means.

You know what your wife wants...and that's where your experience ends.

Thank goodness standards have been lowered then! Other than treating others with respect (which is what everyone should be doing anyway), it was a delusional standard to begin with.

You found someone that is super old school like you and that's awesome. I wouldn't concern yourself too much about how others are living their lives, especially if you're in something that is perfect for you.

lol...my wife is not "super old school" (like that term though), she listens to todays cRAP music, dresses hip. She just likes to be treated like a lady, with respect and all that stuff.

Didn't mean to ruffle any feathers over there, i guess we can agree to disagree on the topic, if you want, if not, we can do as Kleer said back in 1982...."de teen continues"