Timmy84 said:

MJJstudent said:

i did too... i'm a twin. i was about 3 lbs.

I was 2 lbs.

2 pounds? Were you a human or a kitten?

tinaz said:

Gave birth NATURALLY to a 10.5 pound child here! He sooooooooo owes me something pretty

Same with my mother. I was 10 pounds, then she had twins which were 7 and a half pounds each, then she had my youngest sister who was almost 11 pounds.

SUPRMAN said:

tinaz said:

Thats really sad... I wanna hug you and your mom

Thank you!

We weren't sad to see my parents divorce. Divorce was a good thing.

Divorce is a wonderful thing! My parents divorced in 1985 but I wish they had divorced right after I was born so I never would have known that bastard that is my father.

vainandy said:

Timmy84 said:

I was 2 lbs.

2 pounds? Were you a human or a kitten?

My mom said she could hold me with one hand! Yeah I was that tiny. By the time I did get to gain weight so I could survive, my mom carried me back to the doctor, this was around December 1984, my doctor told my mama flat out: "it wouldn't hurt for Timothy to lose a little weight." Thank God my mom is NICE because otherwise the doctor would've gotten a big SLAP!

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Timmy84 said:

vainandy said:

2 pounds? Were you a human or a kitten?

My mom said she could hold me with one hand! Yeah I was that tiny. By the time I did get to gain weight so I could survive, my mom carried me back to the doctor, this was around December 1984, my doctor told my mama flat out: "it wouldn't hurt for Timothy to lose a little weight." Thank God my mom is NICE because otherwise the doctor would've gotten a big SLAP!

[Edited 5/3/11 11:38am]

The doctor was joking with your mother. After all you had been through, I'm sure your mother was glad and relieved to hear that you needed to lose some weight.

vainandy said:

Timmy84 said:

My mom said she could hold me with one hand! Yeah I was that tiny. By the time I did get to gain weight so I could survive, my mom carried me back to the doctor, this was around December 1984, my doctor told my mama flat out: "it wouldn't hurt for Timothy to lose a little weight." Thank God my mom is NICE because otherwise the doctor would've gotten a big SLAP!

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The doctor was joking with your mother. After all you had been through, I'm sure your mother was glad and relieved to hear that you needed to lose some weight.

No the doctor was actually SERIOUS!!!

And I weigh like every other baby. I went from fucking two pounds to whatever weight was considered normal for a baby. Lose weight being good my ass.

I admit I was real skinny as I grew because I ate - and still eat - a lot of vegetables and the occasional meat was hamburgers from McDonald's. I didn't eat steak openly until I was six. And I had/have very skinny legs too. My oldest brother (on my dad's side) kept calling me "you long-legged rascal" for the longest time.

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vainandy said:

Divorce is a wonderful thing! My parents divorced in 1985 but I wish they had divorced right after I was born so I never would have known that bastard that is my father.

Well, I'm happy that your father had his part in 'making' you, eventhough he stayed around too long. I would have not wanted to have lived without all your comments on the org.

you're smart.

dJJ said:

vainandy said:

Divorce is a wonderful thing! My parents divorced in 1985 but I wish they had divorced right after I was born so I never would have known that bastard that is my father.

Well, I'm happy that your father had his part in 'making' you, eventhough he stayed around too long. I would have not wanted to have lived without all your comments on the org.

Thank you.

I remember looking through a picture album as an adult and seeing my parents' wedding pictures and marriage license. The marriage license was eight months before I was born. I said to my mother very excited...."Mama! You were only married eight months before I was born?! Did you sleep with another man a month before you got married?! Is another man my real father?!".....She fell out laughing and said....."No fool, your ass was born a month early".

dJJ said:

vainandy said:

Divorce is a wonderful thing! My parents divorced in 1985 but I wish they had divorced right after I was born so I never would have known that bastard that is my father.

Well, I'm happy that your father had his part in 'making' you, eventhough he stayed around too long. I would have not wanted to have lived without all your comments on the org.

"Father" is a strong word. Especially if he was an asshole, might as well call him "sperm giver/donor".

dJJ said:

vainandy said:

Divorce is a wonderful thing! My parents divorced in 1985 but I wish they had divorced right after I was born so I never would have known that bastard that is my father.

Well, I'm happy that your father had his part in 'making' you, eventhough he stayed around too long. I would have not wanted to have lived without all your comments on the org.

For true! Lubs me some andy, too!