paintedlady said:

BlackAdder7 said:

Cut to chase. Let's hear about how she started Massaging your shoulders....

WHY are you cracking the exact same joke my boyfriend is?

He's been telling me she wants a date...

If only it were that simple, she thinks I am her friend.

I gotta stop answering my door.

welcome... to the shut-in side...

XxAxX said:

before i was lucky and got my own place, i lived down the hall from my neighbor 'chuck', who welcomed me to the building while wearing a tatty old robe that was hanging open with nothing on underneath, and holding out a tray of cold cuts to me while saying, "want some meat?"

oh yes. it was definitely an imago moment

You should have told him, "Oh sure! Let me get my meat cleaver!"

RenHoek said:

paintedlady said:

WHY are you cracking the exact same joke my boyfriend is?

He's been telling me she wants a date...

If only it were that simple, she thinks I am her friend.

I gotta stop answering my door.

welcome... to the shut-in side...

Seriously!!

*shuts curtains and turns off lights*