HotGritz said:

free2bfreeda said:

Kim Kardashian Hid First Marriage From Kris Humphries, “Wants Babies”

August 30, 2011

http://hollywoodite.com/k...nts-babies

Kim Kardashian remains a pathological liar who’ll say anything or tell an enormous lie of omission and not see the problem, thus is her moral compass. But we knew that already. She lies about her first marriage, pretending it never happened, she lies about her weight/ clothes size. She lies about little things, she lies about big things. And she doesn’t just lie to her young, impressionable fans. Evidently, as she’s dumb enough to include it in her reality show, she blatantly lies to her second husband.

Dude had no idea he would be her second husband. Because after around six months of dating, when she claimed to be in love and she invited him on a 10 day holiday to Bora Bora, at no point did she mention her four-year marriage. In Sunday’s episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, at a family meal, before ducking out and leaving Kris Humphries to be hazed by her pimp momager, Kardashian blithely mentioned being married.

“You were really married? You guys are serious?” replied Humphries.

“You thought that you were going to the first?” mocked Scott Disick.

“Kim wasn’t really married,” added also-liar Rob Kardashian.

She was married. For four years, starting at age 19. She claims she was abused physically, he denies it. Hmm…

In any case, the whole family are liars. Evidently. She was legally married for YEARS. She divorced. It counts. Good grief.

Incidentally, and this was glazed over with this drama, the anecdote came about with the family asking about Humphries’ race… at dinner… with Kardashian adding that her late father stopped talking to her because her first husband was African American (did anyone else catch that?)

In related news, a family friend has spoken about Kardashian making babies as quickly as possible so she can shill baby clothes. Probably.

i remember watching a few moments of the show while channel surfing. i caught the part where kris was saying, "you were really married, etc." i knew then that this chick was a valid flake.

Kris Humphries is a New Fool. Everybody knows this chick was married for 3 LONG YEARS to some music producer scrub. The only reason she didn't pop out a kid was because her daddy wasn't keen on mixing Armenian and African-American and Kim's own husband let that little tidbit leak. Funny, how one can be a dark ass Armenian and look down on black skin. It's not like this family is lily nordic white. She got a hair weave for godsakes and the one light skinned member of the family was accused of not even being a true Kardashian.

Oh and I know Kris Jenner isn't Armenian but I'm not sure what her actual ethnicity is. Greek maybe?

Nah. doubt it. With a maiden name like Kristen/Mary Houghton, she sounds pretty standard order non-ethnic to me. Them Kardashian genes are skrong as a mofo. Even when you look at Kourtney's baby, poor Scott is just nowhere on the little tyke I didn't know Kim was married before, though. I never knew who these girls were until I was browsing shows online this year, and since I remembered Bruce from when I was little (he used to be on my cereal boxes of Wheaties, he was kinda like a national sports hero once upon a time), I thought I'd give the family show a look. I was shocked at what I saw because outside of spiking his coffee with herbal viagra or booking his gigs, Kris is rarely interested in anything her husband has to say & keeps the poor man banished to the car garage. I think Kris herself is actually the Queen of the Come Up; a former California airline stewardess nabs lawyer for her first husband and an olympic athlete for the second; she's almost texbook in How to Marry Up and Take Over the Universe.

^ I must admit that Kris Jenner is a damn good looking woman and those daughters of hers owe a great debt to mom for passing along the genes.

She even has a nice figure when you look at those old photos of hers. And yes Ottie, this woman is Queen of the Come Up!

HotGritz said:

XxAxX said:

You are SO WRONG for that!

I wouldn't move to nutbush minnesota for anything in this world. Neither Prince nor Jesus nor the King of Vibrators could make me move to Snowcaps USA! And you guys need to stop calling yourselves "land of 10,000 lakes" cuz some of those lakes are just ponds.

protesteth too much, much?

XxAxX said:

HotGritz said:

You are SO WRONG for that!

I wouldn't move to nutbush minnesota for anything in this world. Neither Prince nor Jesus nor the King of Vibrators could make me move to Snowcaps USA! And you guys need to stop calling yourselves "land of 10,000 lakes" cuz some of those lakes are just ponds.

protesteth too much, much?

HotGritz said:

^ I must admit that Kris Jenner is a damn good looking woman and those daughters of hers owe a great debt to mom for passing along the genes.

She even has a nice figure when you look at those old photos of hers. And yes Ottie, this woman is Queen of the Come Up!

Botox and plastic surgery does a (fake) woman in Cali good lol

HotGritz said:

^ I must admit that Kris Jenner is a damn good looking woman and those daughters of hers owe a great debt to mom for passing along the genes.

She even has a nice figure when you look at those old photos of hers. And yes Ottie, this woman is Queen of the Come Up!

They really do need to be thankful that they have a pretty mother, cause Hun-teeee

OJ aside, before the Trial of the Century, didn't Robert Kardashian do enterttainment law/ artist representation as well. Because that's where we know Kris would have gotten her Hollywood/artist Rep chops from: see, you don't just marry the rich power broker, you learn everything you can from his bag of tricks for when you go further with your next gig/husband life. See? Queen of the Come Up

Timmy84 said:

HotGritz said:

^ I must admit that Kris Jenner is a damn good looking woman and those daughters of hers owe a great debt to mom for passing along the genes.

She even has a nice figure when you look at those old photos of hers. And yes Ottie, this woman is Queen of the Come Up!

Botox and plastic surgery does a (fake) woman in Cali good lol

Obviously Bruce didn't go to the same doctor. Poor Bruce.

Ottensen said:

HotGritz said:

^ I must admit that Kris Jenner is a damn good looking woman and those daughters of hers owe a great debt to mom for passing along the genes.

She even has a nice figure when you look at those old photos of hers. And yes Ottie, this woman is Queen of the Come Up!

They really do need to be thankful that they have a pretty mother, cause Hun-teeee

OJ aside, before the Trial of the Century, didn't Robert Kardashian do enterttainment law/ artist representation as well. Because that's where we know Kris would have gotten her Hollywood/artist Rep chops from: see, you don't just marry the rich power broker, you learn everything you can from his bag of tricks for when you go further with your next gig/husband life. See? Queen of the Come Up

For all we know, Kris could've been planning her next game even while her husband was alive and well lol I'm sure they had arguments over what Kris was doing. Not saying Robert was innocent but you know lol

lazycrockett said:

Timmy84 said:

Botox and plastic surgery does a (fake) woman in Cali good lol

Obviously Bruce didn't go to the same doctor. Poor Bruce.

That dude looks like The Joker.

HotGritz said:

XxAxX said:

protesteth too much, much?

I lurve y'all an all your craziness

Timmy84 said:

Ottensen said:

They really do need to be thankful that they have a pretty mother, cause Hun-teeee

OJ aside, before the Trial of the Century, didn't Robert Kardashian do enterttainment law/ artist representation as well. Because that's where we know Kris would have gotten her Hollywood/artist Rep chops from: see, you don't just marry the rich power broker, you learn everything you can from his bag of tricks for when you go further with your next gig/husband life. See? Queen of the Come Up

For all we know, Kris could've been planning her next game even while her husband was alive and well lol I'm sure they had arguments over what Kris was doing. Not saying Robert was innocent but you know lol

In her interviews on tv this week for her new memoir she said she's spilling old skool Tinseltown secrets, including her thoughts on OJ (they were best friends once) and her own stepping out on Robert . I just realized that thanks to her daughters, her old Hollywood life has become relevant again.

Timmy84 said:

HotGritz said:

^ I must admit that Kris Jenner is a damn good looking woman and those daughters of hers owe a great debt to mom for passing along the genes.

She even has a nice figure when you look at those old photos of hers. And yes Ottie, this woman is Queen of the Come Up!

Botox and plastic surgery does a (fake) woman in Cali good lol

But even before her on air facelift she was still pretty good looking. I expect a mother of 6 kids to have her boobs done so that doesn't matter to me. She has good genes cuz that Robert Sr was nothing special to look at.

Ottensen said:

Timmy84 said:

For all we know, Kris could've been planning her next game even while her husband was alive and well lol I'm sure they had arguments over what Kris was doing. Not saying Robert was innocent but you know lol

In her interviews on tv this week for her new memoir she said she's spilling old skool Tinseltown secrets, including her thoughts on OJ (they were best friends once) and her own stepping out on Robert . I just realized that thanks to her daughters, her old Hollywood life has become relevant again.

Was she best friends with OJ or with Nicole? I remember interviews with Kris during the OJ trial and she threw him under the bus. How can you talk about a man being abusive when you were right there doing nothing about it?

HotGritz said:

Timmy84 said:

Botox and plastic surgery does a (fake) woman in Cali good lol

But even before her on air facelift she was still pretty good looking. I expect a mother of 6 kids to have her boobs done so that doesn't matter to me. She has good genes cuz that Robert Sr was nothing special to look at.

Yeah I saw older pics lol the kids are a mixture of them both actually.

Ottensen said:

Timmy84 said:

For all we know, Kris could've been planning her next game even while her husband was alive and well lol I'm sure they had arguments over what Kris was doing. Not saying Robert was innocent but you know lol

In her interviews on tv this week for her new memoir she said she's spilling old skool Tinseltown secrets, including her thoughts on OJ (they were best friends once) and her own stepping out on Robert . I just realized that thanks to her daughters, her old Hollywood life has become relevant again.

I heard about that too...

HotGritz said:

Ottensen said:

In her interviews on tv this week for her new memoir she said she's spilling old skool Tinseltown secrets, including her thoughts on OJ (they were best friends once) and her own stepping out on Robert . I just realized that thanks to her daughters, her old Hollywood life has become relevant again.

Was she best friends with OJ or with Nicole? I remember interviews with Kris during the OJ trial and she threw him under the bus. How can you talk about a man being abusive when you were right there doing nothing about it?

She was best friends with Nicole and Nicole had already done something about the abuse.. She wasn't his wife when he killed her

[Edited 11/7/11 12:42pm]

HotGritz said:

Ottensen said:

In her interviews on tv this week for her new memoir she said she's spilling old skool Tinseltown secrets, including her thoughts on OJ (they were best friends once) and her own stepping out on Robert . I just realized that thanks to her daughters, her old Hollywood life has become relevant again.

Was she best friends with OJ or with Nicole? I remember interviews with Kris during the OJ trial and she threw him under the bus. How can you talk about a man being abusive when you were right there doing nothing about it?

Initially they were like "best couples' friends", they hung out together, vacationed as couples and families together, raised their kids together. So she loved OJ as much as she loved Nicole, until she didn't. I don't remember all her quotes excatly, but she does express regret that she didn't inerfere and save her best friend's life, and Robert representing OJ led to the two of them having a lot of bitterness for a long time. This was the second thing the interviewers were asking about after they hit her with the Kim questions last week.

Ottensen said:

HotGritz said:

Was she best friends with OJ or with Nicole? I remember interviews with Kris during the OJ trial and she threw him under the bus. How can you talk about a man being abusive when you were right there doing nothing about it?

Initially they were like "best couples' friends", they hung out together, vacationed as couples and families together, raised their kids together. So she loved OJ as much as she loved Nicole, until she didn't. I don't remember all her quotes excatly, but she does express regret that she didn't inerfere and save her best friend's life, and Robert representing OJ led to the two of them having a lot of bitterness for a long time. This was the second thing the interviewers were asking about after they hit her with the Kim questions last week.

I believe she has guilt because she was suppose to meet Nicole the night she was murdered and she didn't

Ottensen said:

HotGritz said:

Was she best friends with OJ or with Nicole? I remember interviews with Kris during the OJ trial and she threw him under the bus. How can you talk about a man being abusive when you were right there doing nothing about it?

Initially they were like "best couples' friends", they hung out together, vacationed as couples and families together, raised their kids together. So she loved OJ as much as she loved Nicole, until she didn't. I don't remember all her quotes excatly, but she does express regret that she didn't inerfere and save her best friend's life, and Robert representing OJ led to the two of them having a lot of bitterness for a long time. This was the second thing the interviewers were asking about after they hit her with the Kim questions last week.

I want this book!

Timmy84 said:

Ottensen said:

In her interviews on tv this week for her new memoir she said she's spilling old skool Tinseltown secrets, including her thoughts on OJ (they were best friends once) and her own stepping out on Robert . I just realized that thanks to her daughters, her old Hollywood life has become relevant again.

I heard about that too...

It's like she seized the opportunity to o a Kitty Kelly style tell all...on herself

If she wasn't those girls' mother I would probably read it, it sounds likethe kind of memoir Wendy Williams did, basically tattle-tale on yourself before anybody else busts you out ! But based on the idea that this book is connected to those children in any way, nah. I like Hollywood books about actual celebrities that had to have a talent for something to get to where they are. Had she have just been Bruce Jenner's manager I would say, "why not"?

Ottensen said:

HotGritz said:

Was she best friends with OJ or with Nicole? I remember interviews with Kris during the OJ trial and she threw him under the bus. How can you talk about a man being abusive when you were right there doing nothing about it?

Initially they were like "best couples' friends", they hung out together, vacationed as couples and families together, raised their kids together. So she loved OJ as much as she loved Nicole, until she didn't. I don't remember all her quotes excatly, but she does express regret that she didn't inerfere and save her best friend's life, and Robert representing OJ led to the two of them having a lot of bitterness for a long time. This was the second thing the interviewers were asking about after they hit her with the Kim questions last week.

So without further ado, here are the highlights from Kris Jenner, beginning with the juicy details surrounding her relationship with Nicole Brown Simpson and O.J. Simpson:

• O.J. was with Robert Kardashian when he picked Kris up from the airport for their first date.
• O.J. came to visit Kris and Robert in the hospital after she gave birth to her first daughter, Kourtney.
• Kris knew Nicole was having a hard time with O.J.’s infidelities, but Nicole never came out and said “I’m being abused by O.J.” Kris didn’t want to cross a line, so never asked her to elaborate, “which would become one of [her] biggest regrets.” Kris mentions multiple times that she didn’t recognize all the signs of abuse until after it was too late.
• Kris was with Nicole in NYC when Nicole purchased a pair of leather gloves from Bloomingdale’s. Kris often wondered if these were the same blood-covered gloves found at the crime scene. (It was reported that the gloves were, in fact, from Bloomingdale’s purchased around the same time.)
• Kris and Robert had a good relationship with the Simpsons. But Bruce Jenner, Kris’ second husband, also knew O.J. After Kris married Bruce there was a new foursome. They went on frequent trips together, and the Kardashian children even referred to the family friends as Auntie Nicole and Uncle O.J.
• Nicole and O.J. went through several separations, and during one of these separations, Nicole told Kris: “He’s going to kill me, and he’s going to get away with it.” Apparently, Nicole said this on several occasions.
• Nicole expressed fears to Kris that someone was looking into her kitchen window and following her throughout the day. Nicole believed she was being stalked by O.J.
• The day before Nicole was killed, she called Kris and asked her to meet her, but Kris was busy with other plans. That would be the last time she would ever talk to Nicole, and Kris says it was “a decision that would haunt [her] forever.”
• While watching TV, Kris saw Nicole’s blood still on the steps at the murder scene. She called her good friend and Nicole’s neighbor, Ron Hardy, and asked him to wash the blood off the steps. Kris, along with the rest of America, then saw Hardy wash off the steps. But it was Kris’ call that spurned the action.
• O.J. called Kris multiple times from jail. That series of phone calls was the last time Kris would ever speak to him, and she hasn’t seen O.J. since the trial ended in 1995.
• Robert was very confident throughout the trial. He told Kris, “The only way we’re going to have a problem is if they find Nicole’s blood in the Bronco.” Later, investigators did find her blood in the vehicle. But Kris said Robert always explained away that information.
• Kendall Jenner was born shortly after the trial and given the middle name Nicole to honor Nicole Brown Simpson.

Ottensen said:

Timmy84 said:

I heard about that too...

It's like she seized the opportunity to o a Kitty Kelly style tell all...on herself

If she wasn't those girls' mother I would probably read it, it sounds likethe kind of memoir Wendy Williams did, basically tattle-tale on yourself before anybody else busts you out ! But based on the idea that this book is connected to those children in any way, nah. I like Hollywood books about actual celebrities that had to have a talent for something to get to where they are. Had she have just been Bruce Jenner's manager I would say, "why not"?

So true!

Ottensen said:

HotGritz said:

Oh and I know Kris Jenner isn't Armenian but I'm not sure what her actual ethnicity is. Greek maybe?

Nah. doubt it. With a maiden name like Kristen/Mary Houghton, she sounds pretty standard order non-ethnic to me. Them Kardashian genes are skrong as a mofo. Even when you look at Kourtney's baby, poor Scott is just nowhere on the little tyke I didn't know Kim was married before, though. I never knew who these girls were until I was browsing shows online this year, and since I remembered Bruce from when I was little (he used to be on my cereal boxes of Wheaties, he was kinda like a national sports hero once upon a time), I thought I'd give the family show a look. I was shocked at what I saw because outside of spiking his coffee with herbal viagra or booking his gigs, Kris is rarely interested in anything her husband has to say & keeps the poor man banished to the car garage. I think Kris herself is actually the Queen of the Come Up; a former California airline stewardess nabs lawyer for her first husband and an olympic athlete for the second; she's almost texbook in How to Marry Up and Take Over the Universe.

MacDaddy said:

Better version edit

[Edited 11/7/11 7:54am]

Just the voices alone had me dying with laughter

I shudder to think of how those younger Jenner girls will turn out once they get grown.

And why the hell does Bruce Jenner not spend time with his sons? Doesn't have have like 5 of them?

Ottensen said:

HotGritz said:

Kris Humphries is a New Fool. Everybody knows this chick was married for 3 LONG YEARS to some music producer scrub. The only reason she didn't pop out a kid was because her daddy wasn't keen on mixing Armenian and African-American and Kim's own husband let that little tidbit leak. Funny, how one can be a dark ass Armenian and look down on black skin. It's not like this family is lily nordic white. She got a hair weave for godsakes and the one light skinned member of the family was accused of not even being a true Kardashian.

Oh and I know Kris Jenner isn't Armenian but I'm not sure what her actual ethnicity is. Greek maybe?

Nah. doubt it. With a maiden name like Kristen/Mary Houghton, she sounds pretty standard order non-ethnic to me. Them Kardashian genes are skrong as a mofo. Even when you look at Kourtney's baby, poor Scott is just nowhere on the little tyke I didn't know Kim was married before, though. I never knew who these girls were until I was browsing shows online this year, and since I remembered Bruce from when I was little (he used to be on my cereal boxes of Wheaties, he was kinda like a national sports hero once upon a time), I thought I'd give the family show a look. I was shocked at what I saw because outside of spiking his coffee with herbal viagra or booking his gigs, Kris is rarely interested in anything her husband has to say & keeps the poor man banished to the car garage. I think Kris herself is actually the Queen of the Come Up; a former California airline stewardess nabs lawyer for her first husband and an olympic athlete for the second; she's almost texbook in How to Marry Up and Take Over the Universe.

Kardashian was born in Los Angeles, California, the daughter of attorney Robert Kardashian and Kris Houghton. Her father was a third generation Armenian American, and her mother is of Dutch and Scottish descent. Her paternal great-grandparents immigrated to Los Angeles from Ottoman Empire.

http://en.wikipedia.org/w...Kardashian

many armenian last names end with the letters "ian."

Kim K is nothing but a talentless, attention seeking whore.

^ She kind of looks like Kim K and she has pictures of herself posted on her wall. Um....not saying she's attention seeking but....that's a lil creepy. And that peen looking sock puppet with the herp is not helping.