Kim Kardashian
Kris' Parents HATED Me

sosgemini said:

XxAxX said:

not at all!!

hola chica!

it's kind of like asking, "does anyone like chocolate"?

I wont turn the channel to chelsea lately till :01 after the hour just to make sure no frakking Kardashian is going to be on my screen.

[Edited 11/2/11 13:29pm]

There are missing children out there but Kim Kardashian is the one getting media coverage. This country is so twisted.

and wait...what have been her contributions to the rest of society?

What I find funny and not in the haha way is that, I've never seen the show, never watched any of the weddings, never read an article about them, outside of a wiki read I've never actively pursued getting any information about them, yet I know so much about their life. It's a tad frustrating sometimes when you acknowledge it.

banks said:

Kim Kardashian
Kris' Parents HATED Me

Kim Kardashian is telling friends ... Kris Humphries is full of B.S. when he talks about how much his family loved and supported her. We're told Kim says they had nothing but disdain for her and her family, and never wanted their son to tie the knot.

Kim is telling her posse, "It's ridiculous that Kris' family is making Kris look like the victim." We're told she says the reality is ... they constantly "belittled" her, were "nasty" to her family and Kim is saying a lot of this was captured on camera.

Kim is telling friends that Kris' family is actually partly to blame for the failure of the marriage.

I find that hard to believe. Kris H came up off of Kim and his family should be greatful for that. Who the hell heard of this guy before he married Kim? Lots of opportunities were open to him and his family and his sister, at least judging from the show, seemed all to eager to jump on the Kardashian train.

The heffa is lying. She wanted out cuz Kris isn't balling in the bank nor the bedroom if you catch my drift. She just didn't snag a big fish like her lil sis Khloe. Am I the only one that finds it strange that Khloe is accompanying Kim on all these "trips" and "interviews"?

lazycrockett said:

I wont turn the channel to chelsea lately till :01 after the hour just to make sure no frakking Kardashian is going to be on my screen.

[Edited 11/2/11 13:29pm]

HotGritz said:

banks said:

Kim Kardashian
Kris' Parents HATED Me

Kim Kardashian is telling friends ... Kris Humphries is full of B.S. when he talks about how much his family loved and supported her. We're told Kim says they had nothing but disdain for her and her family, and never wanted their son to tie the knot.

Kim is telling her posse, "It's ridiculous that Kris' family is making Kris look like the victim." We're told she says the reality is ... they constantly "belittled" her, were "nasty" to her family and Kim is saying a lot of this was captured on camera.

Kim is telling friends that Kris' family is actually partly to blame for the failure of the marriage.

Am I the only one that finds it strange that Khloe is accompanying Kim on all these "trips" and "interviews"?

Khloe accompanies her usually only when Lamar is off (cause you know she gotta stay in LA to keep an eye on them "Hoop Hoes" ). Otherwise, for big product launches she's usually right there next to her, because we've seen in the show that Kim is basically an illiterate talking head for the Kardashian brands, if it's not something she says in a scripted commercial she's lost...Klohe and Kourtney actually know their ish when it comes to retail and when they're all sitting in front of business colleagues and have to hawk and sell and do presentations- Kim is usually clueless, speechless, and looking like a deer about to get run over. a Khloe jumps right in and starts talking merchandising like she's f**kin' Martha Stewart. She might not be the beauty queen of the family, but she knows what a price point and a 4x4 textile weave is. Kim usually gets stuck after she says the word, "ummm.."

banks said:

"1. The marriage of poor kim #kardashian was krushed like a kar in a krashian. 2. Her kris kried, not fair! why kan't I keep my share? 3.But kardashian fell klean outa fashian."

That may generate more publicity than the Satanic Verses

banks said:

Kim K and hubby 'talking' again: report

Last Updated: 4:11 PM, November 3, 2011

Posted: 3:07 PM, November 3, 2011

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Kim and Kris may be getting a divorce -- but it doesn't mean they aren't talking anymore.

Even though Kim Kardashian filed from divorce from Kris Humphries after 72 days of marriage, the two are still "talking on the phone and exchanging text messages" -- although she has no plans to get back together with him, according to a new report.

"Kim and Kris have spoken on the telephone, and are frequently exchanging text messages on their BlackBerrys. Kim is absolutely numb and was truly surprised and shocked at the backlash she has gotten since she decided to file for divorce," a source close to Kim told RadarOnline.com today.

Wagner Az, PacificCoastNews.com

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries

This comes as Kardashian cut short her ...lia today to tend to her private life.

KIM K LEAVES AUSTRALIA TO DEAL WITH DIVORCE IN LA

The decision is at odds with what Kardashian, 31, has repeatedly said in interviews since arriving in Australia on Wednesday -- that she "really didn't want to bail on everyone" -- and comes after a day of plugging her new handbag line in Sydney.

RadarOnline reported that no reconciliation is in the works.

"It's highly unlikely that Kim would want to get back together with Kris. Kris is in Minnesota, and the more time that goes on, Kim clearly sees that they are just two completely different people, that never should have gotten married," an insider said. "Even though Kris said earlier in the week he would do whatever it would take to save his marriage, he is now accepting that the relationship is over."

PHOTOS: THE WEDDING

PHOTOS: KIM KARDASHIAN

Kardashian has "been told by her friends that she needs to put herself first, for a change. Kim is very hard working, and professional. It's very hard for her to not work. She has commitments, and she wants to honor them, but her friends are concerned about her, and are urging her to take some much needed time off, away from the spotlight to process what has happened," a source added.

After a whirlwind romance with Humphries -- who she met on Oct. 31, 2010 -- Kardashian filed for divorce Monday on the grounds of "irreconcilable differences."

Kardashian later said in a message on her website that she married for love and it just didn't "turn out to be the fairytale" she wanted.

Humphries, 26, said he is committed to the marriage and does not want to divorce.

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RECONCILIATION IN THE WORKS! I'm telling you its going down like this:

1. Kim files for divorce

2. Kris begs her to call it off

3. The bidness folk aka relatives get involved to talk $$$

4. Kris gives in to Kim's demands *cough* needs

5. Kris realizes he aint shit without this heffa

6. The two K's reconcile but only for a brief period of time

7. Divorce pt. 2 in the works around 2012 or 2013

8. NO BABIES!

banks said:

the more time that goes on..

Ottensen said:

HotGritz said:

Am I the only one that finds it strange that Khloe is accompanying Kim on all these "trips" and "interviews"?

Khloe accompanies her usually only when Lamar is off (cause you know she gotta stay in LA to keep an eye on them "Hoop Hoes" ). Otherwise, for big product launches she's usually right there next to her, because we've seen in the show that Kim is basically an illiterate talking head for the Kardashian brands, if it's not something she says in a scripted commercial she's lost...Klohe and Kourtney actually know their ish when it comes to retail and when they're all sitting in front of business colleagues and have to hawk and sell and do presentations- Kim is usually clueless, speechless, and looking like a deer about to get run over. a Khloe jumps right in and starts talking merchandising like she's f**kin' Martha Stewart. She might not be the beauty queen of the family, but she knows what a price point and a 4x4 textile weave is. Kim usually gets stuck after she says the word, "ummm.."

She is paid to look pretty.

NDRU said:

banks said:

"1. The marriage of poor kim #kardashian was krushed like a kar in a krashian. 2. Her kris kried, not fair! why kan't I keep my share? 3.But kardashian fell klean outa fashian."

That may generate more publicity than the Satanic Verses

Right now I'm watching one of those tabloid TV shows and they are showing clips of her down in Australia and there are mobs of fans screaming (and a few crying? wtf) to see her. I am truly stunned. Are there no famous people in Australia that they fawn over our Z-list "celebs"?

SeventeenDayze said:

NDRU said:

That may generate more publicity than the Satanic Verses

Right now I'm watching one of those tabloid TV shows and they are showing clips of her down in Australia and there are mobs of fans screaming (and a few crying? wtf) to see her. I am truly stunned. Are there no famous people in Australia that they fawn over our Z-list "celebs"?

There's Kylie Minogue or whatever her name is. I think we scooped up all of their good celebs. We stole Nicole Kidman, Hugh Jackman, Mel Gibson, and Cate Blanchett (though I think England stold her).

HotGritz said:

SeventeenDayze said:

Right now I'm watching one of those tabloid TV shows and they are showing clips of her down in Australia and there are mobs of fans screaming (and a few crying? wtf) to see her. I am truly stunned. Are there no famous people in Australia that they fawn over our Z-list "celebs"?

There's Kylie Minogue or whatever her name is. I think we scooped up all of their good celebs. We stole Nicole Kidman, Hugh Jackman, Mel Gibson, and Cate Blanchett (though I think England stold her).

They can have Mel Gibson back he's been less than gracious here in America!

HotGritz said:

banks said:

Kim Kardashian
Kris' Parents HATED Me

Kim Kardashian is telling friends ... Kris Humphries is full of B.S. when he talks about how much his family loved and supported her. We're told Kim says they had nothing but disdain for her and her family, and never wanted their son to tie the knot.

Kim is telling her posse, "It's ridiculous that Kris' family is making Kris look like the victim." We're told she says the reality is ... they constantly "belittled" her, were "nasty" to her family and Kim is saying a lot of this was captured on camera.

Kim is telling friends that Kris' family is actually partly to blame for the failure of the marriage.

I find that hard to believe. Kris H came up off of Kim and his family should be greatful for that. Who the hell heard of this guy before he married Kim? Lots of opportunities were open to him and his family and his sister, at least judging from the show, seemed all to eager to jump on the Kardashian train.

The heffa is lying. She wanted out cuz Kris isn't balling in the bank nor the bedroom if you catch my drift. She just didn't snag a big fish like her lil sis Khloe. Am I the only one that finds it strange that Khloe is accompanying Kim on all these "trips" and "interviews"?

I was on another forum and they were talking about the marriage when the wedding hoopla was going down. They were saying he's a benchwarmer and a scrub.....he apparently is a spokesperson for Cotton

These bums...

[Edited 11/3/11 21:41pm]

sosgemini said:

banks said:

the more time that goes on..

This line cracked me up. The more time? What? Are we measuring time differently now? She's had, what? Two whole days which I guess equals two decades in Ho time.

Dang, that's cold.

banks said:

Kim Kardashian
Warned Family Before Divorce
'I'm Embarrassed'

Kim Kardashian wrote an emotional email to her extended family members early Monday morning -- giving them a head's up that she was filing for divorce ... and apologizing for "jumping the gun."

TMZ has learned ... Kim emailed several people on her father's side of the family in the hours before she filed the documents with the court ... saying, "I would rather you hear it from me than someone else or the news."

In the letter, Kim explains, "I know this seems crazy ... I've spent the last few months struggling with my marriage."

"Kris is a great guy but we come from such different worlds and he isn't what I thought when we 1st met."

"I'm embarrassed that I took everyone on this journey with me and had this huge wedding. But I have to be happy, so I have to let this relationship go. "

Kim's reps had no comment.

Immaturity and Babylonian mentality at it's finest. She could have avoided this the same way she avoided getting in too deep with the Australian bodyguard she was butt-buddies with last year. Just say no, Dummy.

bboy87 said:

HotGritz said:

I find that hard to believe. Kris H came up off of Kim and his family should be greatful for that. Who the hell heard of this guy before he married Kim? Lots of opportunities were open to him and his family and his sister, at least judging from the show, seemed all to eager to jump on the Kardashian train.

The heffa is lying. She wanted out cuz Kris isn't balling in the bank nor the bedroom if you catch my drift. She just didn't snag a big fish like her lil sis Khloe. Am I the only one that finds it strange that Khloe is accompanying Kim on all these "trips" and "interviews"?

I was on another forum and they were talking about the marriage when the wedding hoopla was going down. They were saying he's a benchwarmer and a scrub.....he apparently is a spokesperson for Cotton

Betchu a Caramel Frappachino that Reggie Bush got something to do with this. I wouldn't be a bit surprised if, when she officially kicks KHump to the curb, she back on that Bush Jerkey!

The problem with Kim is she is self-destructive, addictive & argumentative.

The problem with Kris is he is self-unaware & insecure.

The weaknesses in the marriage are: repetitive, obsessive & possessive.

BUT THEY SHOULD REMAIN MARRIED, they have to work very, very hard at being friends.

ADVICE 4 the 2:

Don't try to do too much.

The personal side of your life may be getting lost in the rush.

Give up possessiveness.

Keep it legal.

He should have just moved to LA as she requested. Its not like he had a job waiting for him in nutbush minnesota.

banks said:

Kim Kardashian
The Chaotic Return to L.A.

Kim Kardashian returned from her post-break up tour of Australia moments ago ... flanked by Khloe, Lamar Odom ... and EVERY SINGLE PAPARAZZI IN NORTH AMERICA.

Kim was rocking an all-black outfit ... presumably to mourn the death of her beautiful, yet fragile, union to Kris Humphries.

R.I.P.

mmm'kay...that's a bit much