kewlschool said:

This thread is all kinds of funny.

Cerebus is no dude good enough for JustErin?

Good Luck JustErin! May you get it rough with a choke.

Oh, I've got a few of those.

This guy just messaged me to wish me good luck in a small town...he lives in Ontario.

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Cerebus said:

I sincerely hope she finds somebody who makes her feel beyond fuckin' perfect in every way imaginable. Until then, I'm gonna continue to give her a hard time about it.

ZombieKitten said:

HermesReborn said:

lol

either way, you've just admitted how superficial you are.

In all seriousness looks have nothing to do with it, it's personality AND MONEY.

It's why you see the ugliest guys with some of the hottest women.

But it is somewhat factual, at least through my observation, that if you are trying to close with a girl under the age of 28 (who are insecure and emotionally immature and probably mean too)

you gotta be somewhat of a dick to her.

I live in New York City, and girls are the most uppity obnoxious you'll ever find (so are the men case and point)

And it's 50 percent more likely that you'll get laid if you snub a girl, then treat her "nicely."

You treat her nicely she's going think your a wimp.

Looks have nothing to do with it.

Cause despite what pop culture tells you, women are not that superficial.

A guy could be 4'2 and look like super mario, and he could still close with a girl of model quality if he approaches her the right way.

It's sad that these games have to be played.

but eh...

Such is life.

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supermario is totally true there is probably a right way for each girl, and sometimes you get lucky

I don't equate NICE with doormat though

It is true about the money thing...

I was younger I saved up for like 2 months to buy myself 1 pair of Gucci loafers.

(Ones which I still have)

And to this day whenever I wear them, women actually try to start conversations with me.

And are more flirtatious than they usually are.

And I know...

I'm not that much of a looker.

So it had to be the shoes.

Dating sites can be fun! met some cool guys on there!

but also there are some guy's that will email me saying... well here's some good ones i have heard

''Come fuck my tight little asian ass hard''

''Hi , if you want to come fuck me sometime just tell me hun=]''

''bottom here needing your dick in my ass please probvide''

''hairy daddy here looking to be fucked and sucked''

These where all on the first message to

Gunsnhalen said:

Dating sites can be fun! met some cool guys on there!

but also there are some guy's that will email me saying... well here's some good ones i have heard

''Come fuck my tight little asian ass hard''

''Hi , if you want to come fuck me sometime just tell me hun=]''

''bottom here needing your dick in my ass please probvide''

''hairy daddy here looking to be fucked and sucked''

These where all on the first message to

Gay dating sites are fucking hilarious. The pictures some guys put on there for everyone to see

I mostly kept it decent and put up the pics like the ones I photo-whore on here.

Of course I had some nude pics on there as well, but they were private and I would only send them to someone if I had the impression it was going to lead to something.

One of the private pics I had, and sent the most to the response I got was this one though:

[img:$uid]http://i800.photobucket.com/albums/yy281/iwanigor/Photoon2010-05-18at2032.jpg[/img:$uid]

MacDaddy said:

Gunsnhalen said:

Dating sites can be fun! met some cool guys on there!

but also there are some guy's that will email me saying... well here's some good ones i have heard

''Come fuck my tight little asian ass hard''

''Hi , if you want to come fuck me sometime just tell me hun=]''

''bottom here needing your dick in my ass please probvide''

''hairy daddy here looking to be fucked and sucked''

These where all on the first message to

Gay dating sites are fucking hilarious. The pictures some guys put on there for everyone to see

I mostly kept it decent and put up the pics like the ones I photo-whore on here.

Of course I had some nude pics on there as well, but they were private and I would only send them to someone if I had the impression it was going to lead to something.

One of the private pics I had, and sent the most to the response I got was this one though:

[img:$uid]http://i800.photobucket.com/albums/yy281/iwanigor/Photoon2010-05-18at2032.jpg[/img:$uid]

Yes, gay dating sites are a trip. Some guy's like to show the most.. personal parts of there bodies and i mean most personal

i thought that dick pics were the rule rather than the exception on gay sites.

whistle said:

i thought that dick pics were the rule rather than the exception on gay sites.

Yeah, seems that way.

But I don't chat to dicks or asses. I use those for fucking

MacDaddy said:

whistle said:

i thought that dick pics were the rule rather than the exception on gay sites.

Yeah, seems that way.

But I don't chat to dicks or asses. I use those for fucking

exactly! if a guy just has a dick, ass or hole pic. I tell me then i can't talk to that it has no lips

JustErin said:

I am 37 years old and never online dated. I have always meet people out and about....however, I have NO ONE to go out with to meet people.

This is the problem.

In all seriousness Erin, if someone looking & actin' as fine as you doesn't have guys beating down your proverbial door, then maybe you need to MOVE!

Come to NY! I'll be your "nice" friend, we could hit the downtown bars...the guys will think you have a gay friend and be all over you. The girls will think I have...uhm...oh wait a minute...nevermind.

Carry on then...

JustErin said:

kewlschool said:

This thread is all kinds of funny.

Cerebus is no dude good enough for JustErin?

Good Luck JustErin! May you get it rough with a choke.

Oh, I've got a few of those.

^This guy is HOT!!! And his hands look big...U know what that means!

This guy just messaged me to wish me good luck in a small town...he lives in Ontario.

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benjaminira said:

JustErin said:

Oh, I've got a few of those.

^This guy is HOT!!! And his hands look big...U know what that means!

This guy just messaged me to wish me good luck in a small town...he lives in Ontario.

[Edited 8/9/11 23:05pm]

Yeah, he's cute in a douchey way...but he's also a baby.

I have no interest in hanging out with younger guys anymore. I am not going to be some dude's sugar mama!

PurpleJedi said:

JustErin said:

I am 37 years old and never online dated. I have always meet people out and about....however, I have NO ONE to go out with to meet people.

This is the problem.

In all seriousness Erin, if someone looking & actin' as fine as you doesn't have guys beating down your proverbial door, then maybe you need to MOVE!

Come to NY! I'll be your "nice" friend, we could hit the downtown bars...the guys will think you have a gay friend and be all over you. The girls will think I have...uhm...oh wait a minute...nevermind.

Carry on then...

Oh come on, that's just silly. People can't meet me if I never go out and I'm not going out alone.

I've decided to work this winter so come September I will be out every day...hopefully meeting some decent coworkers.

Ok, so I am talking to Tremmy....

He thinks I should send this opening line that I came up with (jokingly) to Serial Killer since I haven't heard from him.

"Can I be your next victim?"

What says you? No? Yes?

JustErin said:

Ok, so I am talking to Tremmy....

He thinks I should send this opening line that I came up with (jokingly) to Serial Killer since I haven't heard from him.

"Can I be your next victim?"

What says you? No? Yes?

Ya!

You should add some and/or a in there too tho'...

JustErin said:

Ok, so I am talking to Tremmy....

He thinks I should send this opening line that I came up with (jokingly) to Serial Killer since I haven't heard from him.

"Can I be your next victim?"

What says you? No? Yes?

That's at best corny, and at worst, weird.

Fauxie said:

JustErin said:

Ok, so I am talking to Tremmy....

He thinks I should send this opening line that I came up with (jokingly) to Serial Killer since I haven't heard from him.

"Can I be your next victim?"

What says you? No? Yes?

That's at best corny, and at worst, weird.

Aren't I both though?

JustErin said:

Ok, so I am talking to Tremmy....

He thinks I should send this opening line that I came up with (jokingly) to Serial Killer since I haven't heard from him.

"Can I be your next victim?"

What says you? No? Yes?

Are you looking for a possible relationship, or just a fuck buddy? Cuz to me, that question says i wanna fuck you...

And, what if he's really a serial killer

tinaz said:

JustErin said:

Ok, so I am talking to Tremmy....

He thinks I should send this opening line that I came up with (jokingly) to Serial Killer since I haven't heard from him.

"Can I be your next victim?"

What says you? No? Yes?

Are you looking for a possible relationship, or just a fuck buddy? Cuz to me, that question says i wanna fuck you...

And, what if he's really a serial killer

Yes, I'm still obviously stuck in fuck buddy mode....but I'm open to anything. Friends, FWB, dating...

JustErin said:

Fauxie said:

That's at best corny, and at worst, weird.

Aren't I both though?

A little corny perhaps. Weird, not so much.

Fauxie said:

JustErin said:

Aren't I both though?

A little corny perhaps. Weird, not so much.

But am I bitch? And if so, am I a bad bitch or a good bitch?

JustErin said:

Fauxie said:

A little corny perhaps. Weird, not so much.

But am I bitch? And if so, am I a bad bitch or a good bitch?

According to FuzzyWitch's sig

"good girls bend at the knees
bad girls bend at the waist "

So perhaps it depends on the day.

(Joke. Just thought I would advertise that, lest the org sensitivity knob get turned up a notch)

r we aloud to know what your user name and your profile looks like? or is that 2 stickybeeky??

JustErin said:

Fauxie said:

A little corny perhaps. Weird, not so much.

But am I bitch? And if so, am I a bad bitch or a good bitch?

You're a slag.

FauxReal said:

JustErin said:

But am I bitch? And if so, am I a bad bitch or a good bitch?

According to FuzzyWitch's sig

"good girls bend at the knees
bad girls bend at the waist "

So perhaps it depends on the day.

(Joke. Just thought I would advertise that, lest the org sensitivity knob get turned up a notch)

u read my sig

FuzzyWitch said:

FauxReal said:

According to FuzzyWitch's sig

"good girls bend at the knees
bad girls bend at the waist "

So perhaps it depends on the day.

(Joke. Just thought I would advertise that, lest the org sensitivity knob get turned up a notch)

u read my sig

Yup. Makes you feel kinda exposed and dirty, doesn't it?

(Kidding again)

FauxReal said:

FuzzyWitch said:

u read my sig

Yup. Makes you feel kinda exposed and dirty, doesn't it?

(Kidding again)

i better update it soon

FauxReal said:

JustErin said:

But am I bitch? And if so, am I a bad bitch or a good bitch?

According to FuzzyWitch's sig

"good girls bend at the knees
bad girls bend at the waist "

So perhaps it depends on the day.

(Joke. Just thought I would advertise that, lest the org sensitivity knob get turned up a notch)

Yeah, I noticed her sig, I like it.

Fauxie said:

JustErin said:

But am I bitch? And if so, am I a bad bitch or a good bitch?

You're a slag.

JustErin said:

Fauxie said:

You're a slag.

A good slag.