Cerebus said:

ZombieKitten said:

can one enunciate vicariously?

this is fast becomeing very churchy again

Are you volunteering to do a live translation of Erin's choking noises? Because that's one of the least churchy things I've ever heard.

thank GOD!

johnart said:

Cerebus said:

There's not much of a need to know what's being said when you hear "ghh, ghh, ghh, uhhhnnn (inhale), ghh, ghhn, ghh...."

On a commercial for EvilAngel.com no. Match.com yah, I think they might want at least the site name mentioned on the commercial.

Hmm. Good point. She'll just have to do some pre-recorded inserts.

So maybe:

"ghh, ghh, ghh, uhhhnnn (inhale), ghh, ghhn, ghh...."

(release choke)

GASSSSSSSSSSSSSP!

"Thank you, Match.com!"

so which one of these guys said the blow me thing?

johnart said:

So maybe:

"ghh, ghh, ghh, uhhhnnn (inhale), ghh, ghhn, ghh...."

(release choke)

GASSSSSSSSSSSSSP!

"Thank you, Match.com!"

Genius!

ZombieKitten said:

Cerebus said:

Are you volunteering to do a live translation of Erin's choking noises? Because that's one of the least churchy things I've ever heard.

thank GOD!

I'm so glad that hell doesn't exist. .... and if it does, whatever!

Cerebus said:

Fauxie said:

Ok! I feel like I should say thank you, but then shut up swiftly and get back to Erin's online dating adventure.

Is she letting you (cyber) touch her yet? If not, whatever. Woman wants action then freaks out and shit when you try to make a friendly (cyber) move. P'shh. Whatever.

Not even cyber touching, no. If only I looked like Violator we'd be BFF.

And ZK...none!

That fucker didn't even have a picture.

Fauxie said:

Cerebus said:

Is she letting you (cyber) touch her yet? If not, whatever. Woman wants action then freaks out and shit when you try to make a friendly (cyber) move. P'shh. Whatever.

Not even cyber touching, no. If only I looked like Violator we'd be BFF.

Why can't he be on that site???

Cerebus said:

johnart said:

So maybe:

"ghh, ghh, ghh, uhhhnnn (inhale), ghh, ghhn, ghh...."

(release choke)

GASSSSSSSSSSSSSP!

"Thank you, Match.com!"

Genius!

Yay, we're like the Coen brothers of advertising n shit now!

JustErin said:

And ZK...none!

That fucker didn't even have a picture.

JustErin said:

Fauxie said:

Not even cyber touching, no. If only I looked like Violator we'd be BFF.

Why can't he be on that site???

He can get women IRL.

Fauxie said:

JustErin said:

And ZK...none!

That fucker didn't even have a picture.

johnart said:

Cerebus said:

Genius!

Yay, we're like the Coen brothers of advertising n shit now!

Makin' art AND gettin' paid. Cha-ching!

... oh, wait... I'm not actually doing either of those. Shit.

JustErin said:

And ZK...none!

That fucker didn't even have a picture.

send him this thread

Fauxie said:

JustErin said:

Why can't he be on that site???

He can get women IRL.

JustErin said:

Fauxie said:

He can get women IRL.

That is a brilliant picture.

JustErin said:

armpit said:

No no you're completely missing the point. It's about how you look, period, not what particular picture you use. I've been friends with a few really attractive women, and they all have this same problem you do. The way to get around it is to either never post pics or post up pics of an uggo to throw them off. That way you don't have to sift through all the horndogs.

Well, most people will not contact a person that doesn't have at least one picture. I guess it would mean that I would have to contact people first and see if they are willing to talk to someone they can't see.

...Okay, that's true nowadays unfortunately. I've gotten grilled a few times over recent years for refusing to supply pics....*remembers that time the 'she's really a man!' rumor floated around*

If the uggo decoy pics isn't for you, that leaves one other option, which is to pretty much grin and bear it, or get desensitized to it, develop a certain amount of resignation (is that even a word) about the whole thing.

My ex-girlfriend, chose the latter. I remember one time we were in a Tinychat room together and she hopped on webcam and within minutes the room started filling with men (yes, she was fully clothed, so it wasn't THAAAT). I remember her private messaging me in there mentioning in passing how guys kept sending her messages, and some were openly hitting on her in the main room as well....it was hilarious seeing the absolutely, completely and totally bored expression on her face as they did it. It didn't flatter her, and it didn't annoy or anger her either; she just felt nothing.

You have to learn to get to that zen-like state about it.

Fauxie said:

JustErin said:

That is a brilliant picture.

It captures my reaction beautifully.

armpit said:

JustErin said:

Well, most people will not contact a person that doesn't have at least one picture. I guess it would mean that I would have to contact people first and see if they are willing to talk to someone they can't see.

...Okay, that's true nowadays unfortunately. I've gotten grilled a few times over recent years for refusing to supply pics....*remembers that time the 'she's really a man!' rumor floated around*

If the uggo decoy pics isn't for you, that leaves one other option, which is to pretty much grin and bear it, or get desensitized to it, develop a certain amount of resignation (is that even a word) about the whole thing.

My ex-girlfriend, chose the latter. I remember one time we were in a Tinychat room together and she hopped on webcam and within minutes the room started filling with men (yes, she was fully clothed, so it wasn't THAAAT). I remember her private messaging me in there mentioning in passing how guys kept sending her messages, and some were openly hitting on her in the main room as well....it was hilarious seeing the absolutely, completely and totally bored expression on her face as they did it. It didn't flatter her, and it didn't annoy or anger her either; she just felt nothing.

You have to learn to get to that zen-like state about it.

Is that worse than 'YOU ARE YOUR WIFE!'?

armpit said:

JustErin said:

Well, most people will not contact a person that doesn't have at least one picture. I guess it would mean that I would have to contact people first and see if they are willing to talk to someone they can't see.

...Okay, that's true nowadays unfortunately. I've gotten grilled a few times over recent years for refusing to supply pics....*remembers that time the 'she's really a man!' rumor floated around*

If the uggo decoy pics isn't for you, that leaves one other option, which is to pretty much grin and bear it, or get desensitized to it, develop a certain amount of resignation (is that even a word) about the whole thing.

My ex-girlfriend, chose the latter. I remember one time we were in a Tinychat room together and she hopped on webcam and within minutes the room started filling with men (yes, she was fully clothed, so it wasn't THAAAT). I remember her private messaging me in there mentioning in passing how guys kept sending her messages, and some were openly hitting on her in the main room as well....it was hilarious seeing the absolutely, completely and totally bored expression on her face as they did it. It didn't flatter her, and it didn't annoy or anger her either; she just felt nothing.

You have to learn to get to that zen-like state about it.

Fauxie said:

armpit said:

...Okay, that's true nowadays unfortunately. I've gotten grilled a few times over recent years for refusing to supply pics....*remembers that time the 'she's really a man!' rumor floated around*

If the uggo decoy pics isn't for you, that leaves one other option, which is to pretty much grin and bear it, or get desensitized to it, develop a certain amount of resignation (is that even a word) about the whole thing.

My ex-girlfriend, chose the latter. I remember one time we were in a Tinychat room together and she hopped on webcam and within minutes the room started filling with men (yes, she was fully clothed, so it wasn't THAAAT). I remember her private messaging me in there mentioning in passing how guys kept sending her messages, and some were openly hitting on her in the main room as well....it was hilarious seeing the absolutely, completely and totally bored expression on her face as they did it. It didn't flatter her, and it didn't annoy or anger her either; she just felt nothing.

You have to learn to get to that zen-like state about it.

Is that worse than 'YOU ARE YOUR WIFE!'?

Nothing ain't gonna cut it. She needs to be confident. She's smart and attractive, some confidence would give her the hot woman trifecta!

Cerebus said:

Nothing ain't gonna cut it. She needs to be confident. She's smart and attractive, some confidence would give her the hot woman trifecta!

I can fake confidence!

johnart said:

EmeraldSkies said:

Look at her face.
You know she's gonna be miserable and shit's gonna start to go down from appetizers on.

She does look pretty miserable. I think she needs MORE Jesus.

JustErin said:

Cerebus said:

Nothing ain't gonna cut it. She needs to be confident. She's smart and attractive, some confidence would give her the hot woman trifecta!

I can fake confidence!

......... ............ ..............

This thread is all kinds of funny.

Cerebus is no dude good enough for JustErin?

Good Luck JustErin! May you get it rough with a choke.

I sincerely hope she finds somebody who makes her feel beyond fuckin' perfect in every way imaginable. Until then, I'm gonna continue to give her a hard time about it.