VERSUS DILDOS

I think the dildos win.

Come on now don't give me that look. You know damn well the dildos win this war. They come in different colors, sizes, some are smooth some are ribbed, some vibrate, some are floppy, some can be used as paper weights, and all of them don't say a fucking word!

What say you?

I've never used a dildo so I'ma go with the real thang

neva eva??? oh honey you gotta try it.

HotGritz said:

neva eva??? oh honey you gotta try it.

Dildos and masturbation hold ZERO fascination for me. I'm lazy to the utmost and prefer someone else to put in work.

SCNDLS said:

HotGritz said:

neva eva??? oh honey you gotta try it.

Dildos and masturbation hold ZERO fascination for me. I'm lazy to the utmost and prefer someone else to put in work.

I don't mind handling my own maintenance every now and then. I gotta dildo that glows in the dark (orange). Look like a popsickle.

PENIS PENIS PENIS

Real Man PENIS always 1st

then dildo power

HotGritz said:

SCNDLS said:

Dildos and masturbation hold ZERO fascination for me. I'm lazy to the utmost and prefer someone else to put in work.

I don't mind handling my own maintenance every now and then. I gotta dildo that glows in the dark (orange). Look like a popsickle.

I'll pass on the radioactive pussy

Machaela said:

PENIS PENIS PENIS

Real Man PENIS always 1st

then dildo power

WONDER DIDLDO...ACTIVATE!!!

HotGritz said:

Machaela said:

PENIS PENIS PENIS

Real Man PENIS always 1st

then dildo power

WONDER DIDLDO...ACTIVATE!!!

Dildos r realy cool eye love using them on a sexy lady!!!Or just lay next 2 her as she has the time of her life with 1.Some they can b alittle 2 noisey 4 me!!!Eye had a girlfriend in 2002 and she had a Rampant Rabbit it was huge but made so much noise kinda like a grinding just awful & off putting!!There r so many on the market now the choice is realy good.Also eye like those small things u wear on ur finger!!Its like a ring only with a mini dildo on it!!Hours of fun with 1 of those babies(better than any x-box).Also those double ended dildos r so sexy!2 watch 2 lovely women both moving in time with a double ender..........my god my wrist is gonna hurt later!!!! .......The question is do women prefer a dildo 2 a man????...2 a cock????Yes u can both but im sure there r many women outthere who have had relationship problems & just dont need the hassle of a man & a good dildo will do..well if thats the case u get it in there girl have the time of ur life with ur rubber friend that never lets u down!!!Glass dildos r realy cool 2 very sexy very see thru......Dildos r amazing and any 1 who has a dildo gets a ....just going 2 watch some girl on girl double dildo action:drool2: ....laterz

davetherave6767 said:

Dildos r realy cool eye love using them on a sexy lady!!!Or just lay next 2 her as she has the time of her life with 1.Some they can b alittle 2 noisey 4 me!!!Eye had a girlfriend in 2002 and she had a Rampant Rabbit it was huge but made so much noise kinda like a grinding just awful & off putting!!There r so many on the market now the choice is realy good.Also eye like those small things u wear on ur finger!!Its like a ring only with a mini dildo on it!!Hours of fun with 1 of those babies(better than any x-box). Also those double ended dildos r so sexy!2 watch 2 lovely women both moving in time with a double ender..........my god my wrist is gonna hurt later!!!! .......The question is do women prefer a dildo 2 a man????...2 a cock????Yes u can both but im sure there r many women outthere who have had relationship problems & just dont need the hassle of a man & a good dildo will do..well if thats the case u get it in there girl have the time of ur life with ur rubber friend that never lets u down!!!Glass dildos r realy cool 2 very sexy very see thru......Dildos r amazing and any 1 who has a dildo gets a ....just going 2 watch some girl on girl double dildo action:drool2: ....laterz

Ok what you doing with that X-Box?

I never got the appeal of those...except maybe for guys who like to watch that stuff.

Um...wouldn't those break if you were uh...rough with it? That's gotta be some thick ass glass.

HotGritz said:

davetherave6767 said:

Dildos r realy cool eye love using them on a sexy lady!!!Or just lay next 2 her as she has the time of her life with 1.Some they can b alittle 2 noisey 4 me!!!Eye had a girlfriend in 2002 and she had a Rampant Rabbit it was huge but made so much noise kinda like a grinding just awful & off putting!!There r so many on the market now the choice is realy good.Also eye like those small things u wear on ur finger!!Its like a ring only with a mini dildo on it!!Hours of fun with 1 of those babies(better than any x-box). Also those double ended dildos r so sexy!2 watch 2 lovely women both moving in time with a double ender..........my god my wrist is gonna hurt later!!!! .......The question is do women prefer a dildo 2 a man????...2 a cock????Yes u can both but im sure there r many women outthere who have had relationship problems & just dont need the hassle of a man & a good dildo will do..well if thats the case u get it in there girl have the time of ur life with ur rubber friend that never lets u down!!!Glass dildos r realy cool 2 very sexy very see thru......Dildos r amazing and any 1 who has a dildo gets a ....just going 2 watch some girl on girl double dildo action:drool2: ....laterz

Ok what you doing with that X-Box?

I never got the appeal of those...except maybe for guys who like to watch that stuff.

Um...wouldn't those break if you were uh...rough with it? That's gotta be some thick ass glass.

The glass ones are made out of pyrex. I remember seeing it on that Real Sex show that used to come on HBO. My concern would be couldn't you really hurt yourself with those since they're not malleable like a rubber one? I mean aren't you basically impaling yourself???

Yeah, ya'll can have it.

SCNDLS said:

HotGritz said:

Ok what you doing with that X-Box?

I never got the appeal of those...except maybe for guys who like to watch that stuff.

Um...wouldn't those break if you were uh...rough with it? That's gotta be some thick ass glass.

The glass ones are made out of pyrex. I remember seeing it on that Real Sex show that used to come on HBO. My concern would be couldn't you really hurt yourself with those since they're not malleable like a rubber one? I mean aren't you basically impaling yourself???

Yeah, ya'll can have it.

aw dayum...when you put it that way....i don't think i ever want to fuck with that.

My fave fake penis is a handmade ( by me ) one ...

I have a fake store bought one that never gets used

i REALLY like REAL PENIS best !

-A dildo doesn't bust before you do.

-You don't have to listen to a dildo talk.

-You don't have to wait for the dildo to get ready for round 2.

-A dildo can be stuffed in a closet, under a bed etc.

-A dildo doesn't care what you have on or how much weight you've gained.

-A dildo doesn't know what it means to be a "limp dick."

-You can make a dildo go faster and harder on your on.

-You pick the size and thickness, don't have to settle because its a "good dildo."

-You (should) know where it has been, how often its been used, and with who. No guess work

-A dildo won't knock you up.

-Some dildos are built to hit that G spot...most men and their penises couldn't find it with

a navigator.

-There is no pressure to suck a dildo...

I could go on all day.

It's not so much the penis I'd miss but the man that just so happens to come with it.

Real dick all the way. A dildo ain't hairy. It's plastic, not skin. It ain't got no sexy, hairy, low hanging soft balls underneath it. It doesn't grow from soft to hard and back to soft. It doesn't throb, twitch, squirm, and moan. It doesn't shoot.

dildos win? dildos WIN????

sex is not about entering a pussy with a long stick or whatever...

sex is about the teasin', the foreplay, the romance, the nastiness, the (good) smells, the tits, the ass, the muscles, the flesh, the skin, the sweat, the hair, the face, the laughs, the screams of pleasure, the juice, etc.

dildos are just NOT enough, just as "the hand" is NOT enough...

HotGritz said:

VERSUS DILDOS

I think the dildos win.

Come on now don't give me that look. You know damn well the dildos win this war. They come in different colors, sizes, some are smooth some are ribbed, some vibrate, some are floppy, some can be used as paper weights, and all of them don't say a fucking word!

What say you?

That's the only advantage they have over a man. But hell, I can get me one of those sexy illegal Mexicans that can't speak a word of English to accomplish that and still have a real dick.

vainandy said:

HotGritz said:

VERSUS DILDOS

I think the dildos win.

Come on now don't give me that look. You know damn well the dildos win this war. They come in different colors, sizes, some are smooth some are ribbed, some vibrate, some are floppy, some can be used as paper weights, and all of them don't say a fucking word!

What say you?

That's the only advantage they have over a man. But hell, I can get me one of those sexy illegal Mexicans that can't speak a word of English to accomplish that and still have a real dick.

But....he will speak spanish. He'll still get on your nerves.

JoeTyler said:

dildos win? dildos WIN????

sex is not about entering a pussy with a long stick or whatever...

sex is about the teasin', the foreplay, the romance, the nastiness, the (good) smells, the tits, the ass, the muscles, the flesh, the skin, the sweat, the hair, the face, the laughs, the screams of pleasure, the juice, etc.

dildos are just NOT enough, just as "the hand" is NOT enough...

Completely agree.

JoeTyler said:

dildos win? dildos WIN????

sex is not about entering a pussy with a long stick or whatever...

sex is about the teasin', the foreplay, the romance, the nastiness, the (good) smells, the tits, the ass, the muscles, the flesh, the skin, the sweat, the hair, the face, the laughs, the screams of pleasure, the juice, etc.

dildos are just NOT enough, just as "the hand" is NOT enough...

sometimes you just want to get to the meat and fuck all that bread and mayo.

HotGritz said:

vainandy said:

That's the only advantage they have over a man. But hell, I can get me one of those sexy illegal Mexicans that can't speak a word of English to accomplish that and still have a real dick.

But....he will speak spanish. He'll still get on your nerves.

No he won't get on my nerves because I don't know any Spanish other than uno, gracious, senor, senorita, ole, etc. He can talk all the stupid shit that men like to talk and as long as I don't know what the hell he's saying, he can't piss me off.

vainandy said:

Real dick all the way. A dildo ain't hairy. It's plastic, not skin. It ain't got no sexy, hairy, low hanging soft balls underneath it. It doesn't grow from soft to hard and back to soft. It doesn't throb, twitch, squirm, and moan. It doesn't shoot.

1) I am not a lover of hairy sagging balls. I like themtight and trim-ed up.

2) There is also an element of warmth that naturally comes with it.

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HotGritz said:

JoeTyler said:

dildos win? dildos WIN????

sex is not about entering a pussy with a long stick or whatever...

sex is about the teasin', the foreplay, the romance, the nastiness, the (good) smells, the tits, the ass, the muscles, the flesh, the skin, the sweat, the hair, the face, the laughs, the screams of pleasure, the juice, etc.

dildos are just NOT enough, just as "the hand" is NOT enough...

sometimes you just want to get to the meat and fuck all that bread and mayo.

vainandy said:

HotGritz said:

But....he will speak spanish. He'll still get on your nerves.

No he won't get on my nerves because I don't know any Spanish other than uno, gracious, senor, senorita, ole, etc. He can talk all the stupid shit that men like to talk and as long as I don't know what the hell he's saying, he can't piss me off.

uno?

dos, tres, cuatro, cinco... lol

HotGritz said:

JoeTyler said:

dildos win? dildos WIN????

sex is not about entering a pussy with a long stick or whatever...

sex is about the teasin', the foreplay, the romance, the nastiness, the (good) smells, the tits, the ass, the muscles, the flesh, the skin, the sweat, the hair, the face, the laughs, the screams of pleasure, the juice, etc.

dildos are just NOT enough, just as "the hand" is NOT enough...

sometimes you just want to get to the meat and fuck all that bread and mayo.

!

you use mayo when you're ?

I prefer cream...

JoeTyler said:

HotGritz said:

sometimes you just want to get to the meat and fuck all that bread and mayo.

!

you use mayo when you're ?

I prefer cream...

cream thins out and gets sticky very fast. allegedly.

HotGritz said:

JoeTyler said:

!

you use mayo when you're ?

I prefer cream...

cream thins out and gets sticky very fast. allegedly.

sex should be sticky and sweaty, always...even in winta

JoeTyler said:

vainandy said:

No he won't get on my nerves because I don't know any Spanish other than uno, gracious, senor, senorita, ole, etc. He can talk all the stupid shit that men like to talk and as long as I don't know what the hell he's saying, he can't piss me off.

uno?

dos, tres, cuatro, cinco... lol

Actually, I can count to five but I couldn't remember what four was or how to spell them.

As long as he can understand some key words, I'll be fine. For instance, if I point to his crotch and say "enchilada", he can nod and say "si". And if it's feeling good to him, he can holler "ole!!!!".

Meh, a dildo will help take the edge off when real dick ain't available.....but I prefer the real thang