Reply #60 posted 07/07/11 1:47pm
LadyCasanova |
vainandy said:
scandalousalan said:
Yes, but will a dildo shoot a jet of hot creamy cum all over your tits?
I rest my case
I wish a motherfucker would think about shooting his come on any part of my body. I'd slap the hell out of his dick while he's coming. He can shoot it in the air and let it fall down on his own body. He wants the orgasm, he deals with the cleanup. There's other customers outside the door waiting.
"Aren't you even curious? Don't you want to see the dragon behind the door?" |
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Reply #61 posted 07/07/11 2:34pm
kimrachell |
vainandy said:
HotGritz said:
if enchilada = dick
then does that mean
tamale = pussy? i mean it got layers and what not.
No, a tamale would probably be one of those little dicks. A pussy would be more like a quesadilla...a big open pouch.
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Reply #62 posted 07/07/11 2:49pm
Reply #63 posted 07/07/11 2:52pm
HotGritz |
formallypickles said:
i wish real penises where chewy
You mean like gum? I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. |
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Reply #64 posted 07/07/11 3:01pm
KidaDynamite |
HotGritz said:
formallypickles said:
i wish real penises where chewy
You mean like gum? Like Chips Ahoy! surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... |
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Reply #65 posted 07/07/11 3:49pm
scandalousalan |
vainandy said:
scandalousalan said:
Yes, but will a dildo shoot a jet of hot creamy cum all over your tits?
I rest my case
I wish a motherfucker would think about shooting his come on any part of my body. I'd slap the hell out of his dick while he's coming. He can shoot it in the air and let it fall down on his own body. He wants the orgasm, he deals with the cleanup. There's other customers outside the door waiting.
how romantic |
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Reply #66 posted 07/07/11 5:10pm
formallypickle s |
HotGritz said:
formallypickles said:
i wish real penises where chewy
You mean like gum?
yes mmmm.. chewy penis |
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Reply #67 posted 07/07/11 5:39pm
SUPRMAN |
vainandy said:
scandalousalan said:
Yes, but will a dildo shoot a jet of hot creamy cum all over your tits?
I rest my case
I wish a motherfucker would think about shooting his come on any part of my body. I'd slap the hell out of his dick while he's coming. He can shoot it in the air and let it fall down on his own body. He wants the orgasm, he deals with the cleanup. There's other customers outside the door waiting.
Hold you down and . . . . I don't want you to think like me. I just want you to think. |
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Reply #68 posted 07/07/11 5:40pm
SUPRMAN |
KidaDynamite said:
HotGritz said:
You mean like gum?
Like Chips Ahoy!
I hate chewy cookies.
Cookies were meant to be enjoyed hard. I don't want you to think like me. I just want you to think. |
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Reply #69 posted 07/07/11 6:49pm
KidaDynamite |
SUPRMAN said:
KidaDynamite said: HotGritz said:
You mean like gum?
Like Chips Ahoy!
I hate chewy cookies. Cookies were meant to be enjoyed hard. Yeah, I prefer mines hard too. But I am sometimey. surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... |
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Reply #70 posted 07/08/11 9:45am
HotGritz |
A gummy bear dildo sounds fabulous right about now! I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. |
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Reply #71 posted 07/08/11 10:56am
SUPRMAN |
HotGritz said:
A gummy bear dildo sounds fabulous right about now!
That actually does. I don't want you to think like me. I just want you to think. |
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Reply #72 posted 07/08/11 6:15pm
Machaela |
tinaz said:
Machaela said:
My fave fake penis is a handmade ( by me ) one ...
I have a fake store bought one that never gets used
i REALLY like REAL PENIS best !
WAIT A MINUTE!!
You made a dildo??? Do tell!!!
Yes ~ 2 of them
a few yrs ago I even posted pix on here of one
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Reply #73 posted 07/08/11 6:16pm
Machaela |
ZombieKitten said:
tinaz said:
WAIT A MINUTE!!
You made a dildo??? Do tell!!!
I once made one out of FIMO but never used it, being I was unsure it was safe to use "internally" and that I was about 13 at the time
my mind was firmly in the gutter already
I have a beautiful one I made from FIMO as well ... it's an alter piece I used for sacred sexuality workings
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