crotch= huevos or "big cojones"
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This muhhfucka herre . . . | |
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if enchilada = dick
then does that mean
tamale = pussy? i mean it got layers and what not. I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
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I fucking hope not! My nickname was Hot Tamale as a kid... though it may have been great foreshadowing on my aunts part... "Aren't you even curious? Don't you want to see the dragon behind the door?" | |
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vainandy said:
Actually, I can count to five but I couldn't remember what four was or how to spell them.
As long as he can understand some key words, I'll be fine. For instance, if I point to his crotch and say "enchilada", he can nod and say "si". And if it's feeling good to him, he can holler "ole!!!!". :spit: x infinity surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince. | |
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No, a tamale would probably be one of those little dicks. A pussy would be more like a quesadilla...a big open pouch. Andy is a four letter word. | |
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A penis comes with a man attached. I also hate being desperate enough to reach for plastic. I don't want you to think like me. I just want you to think. | |
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But you're in control, moreso that being impaled on a 12" dick who doesn't know how to fuck . . . .. I don't want you to think like me. I just want you to think. | |
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Oncest again . . . | |
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That was below the belt, and NOT in a good way, muhhfucka | |
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Who needs someone who thinks their dick is a human jackhammer? If that's all you can do with all that, keep it. I don't want you to think like me. I just want you to think. | |
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Agreed, but you ain't have to remind me of that tragedy | |
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I like the thread title would have been very happy to talk about penises
but premise of the thread? not as much
a dildo by itself is pretty much useless
things that vibrate however hello!
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Both at the same time, please. I love them BOTH. Cyberskin and then there's the surgical rubber ones (I'm not allergic to those... I actually am allergic to certain er...toy materials..) that are just divine...and it's just a fun way to explore your own body. Of course there's an entirely different experience with a real one... Lord, Lordy with the right one...when the Little Man says you'll climb the walls... That's how/why "Nigel" keeps popping up. Some lucky wench is gonna hit paydirt if she can put up with him long enough...
But yeah, when I don't want to deal with him or any other dude, ol' reliable is right there, or a rabbit vibe. Hooray for sex toys! | |
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i would say burrito. lol burrito is more of a phallic symbol, personally. i just love your personality andy! your i dont give a toss personality is a real inspiration for me!! [Edited 7/6/11 19:49pm] | |
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WAIT A MINUTE!!
You made a dildo??? Do tell!!! ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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Thank you.
The burritos are the really big thick dicks. I like 'em all. Tamales, enchiladas, and burritos. Just as long as they squirt sour cream. Andy is a four letter word. | |
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I once made one out of FIMO but never used it, being I was unsure it was safe to use "internally" and that I was about 13 at the time
my mind was firmly in the gutter already | |
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awesome... | |
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you naughty... | |
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Yes, but will a dildo shoot a jet of hot creamy cum all over your tits? I rest my case | |
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in preferance order i'd say...
Penises Fingers Veggies Dildos
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PUHLEEZEEEEE tell me you took it for show and tell! ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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I prefer a man with penis who treats me well with a dildo 99% of my posts are ironic. Maybe this post sides with the other 1%. | |
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This thread just got a WHOLE LOT MORE INTERESTING!!! I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. | |
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No, but it also won't shoot a hot, creamy, burning load in your eye either
[Edited 7/7/11 13:11pm] "Aren't you even curious? Don't you want to see the dragon behind the door?" | |
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I wish a motherfucker would think about shooting his come on any part of my body. I'd slap the hell out of his dick while he's coming. He can shoot it in the air and let it fall down on his own body. He wants the orgasm, he deals with the cleanup. There's other customers outside the door waiting. Andy is a four letter word. | |
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