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Reply #30 posted 07/06/11 2:50pm

JoeTyler

vainandy said:

JoeTyler said:

uno?

dos, tres, cuatro, cinco... lol

Actually, I can count to five but I couldn't remember what four was or how to spell them. lol

As long as he can understand some key words, I'll be fine. For instance, if I point to his crotch and say "enchilada", he can nod and say "si". And if it's feeling good to him, he can holler "ole!!!!". lol

crotch= huevos or "big cojones"

lol lol

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Reply #31 posted 07/06/11 2:56pm

SCNDLS

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vainandy said:

JoeTyler said:

uno?

dos, tres, cuatro, cinco... lol

Actually, I can count to five but I couldn't remember what four was or how to spell them. lol

As long as he can understand some key words, I'll be fine. For instance, if I point to his crotch and say "enchilada", he can nod and say "si". And if it's feeling good to him, he can holler "ole!!!!". lol

sigh This muhhfucka herre . . . faint

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Reply #32 posted 07/06/11 2:58pm

HotGritz

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if enchilada = dick

then does that mean

tamale = pussy? i mean it got layers and what not.

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Reply #33 posted 07/06/11 3:04pm

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HotGritz said:

if enchilada = dick

then does that mean

tamale = pussy? i mean it got layers and what not.

I fucking hope not! My nickname was Hot Tamale as a kid... though it may

have been great foreshadowing on my aunts part...lol

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Reply #34 posted 07/06/11 4:56pm

KidaDynamite

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vainandy said:



JoeTyler said:




vainandy said:



No he won't get on my nerves because I don't know any Spanish other than uno, gracious, senor, senorita, ole, etc. He can talk all the stupid shit that men like to talk and as long as I don't know what the hell he's saying, he can't piss me off. lol




uno?



dos, tres, cuatro, cinco... lol



Actually, I can count to five but I couldn't remember what four was or how to spell them. lol



As long as he can understand some key words, I'll be fine. For instance, if I point to his crotch and say "enchilada", he can nod and say "si". And if it's feeling good to him, he can holler "ole!!!!". lol




:spit: x infinity
surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years...
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Reply #35 posted 07/06/11 6:13pm

RenHoek

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SCNDLS said:

HotGritz said:

neva eva??? oh honey you gotta try it. nod

falloff Dildos and masturbation hold ZERO fascination for me. I'm lazy to the utmost and prefer someone else to put in work. lol

batting eyes

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Reply #36 posted 07/06/11 6:31pm

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SCNDLS said:

I've never used a dildo so I'ma go with the real thang innocent

yeahthat

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Reply #37 posted 07/06/11 6:35pm

vainandy

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HotGritz said:

if enchilada = dick

then does that mean

tamale = pussy? i mean it got layers and what not.

No, a tamale would probably be one of those little dicks. A pussy would be more like a quesadilla...a big open pouch. lol

Andy is a four letter word.
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Reply #38 posted 07/06/11 6:38pm

SUPRMAN

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HotGritz said:

VERSUS DILDOS biggrin

I think the dildos win.

Come on now don't give me that look. You know damn well the dildos win this war. They come in different colors, sizes, some are smooth some are ribbed, some vibrate, some are floppy, some can be used as paper weights, and all of them don't say a fucking word!

What say you?

A penis comes with a man attached.

I also hate being desperate enough to reach for plastic.

I don't want you to think like me. I just want you to think.
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Reply #39 posted 07/06/11 6:40pm

SUPRMAN

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SCNDLS said:

HotGritz said:

Ok what you doing with that X-Box?

I never got the appeal of those...except maybe for guys who like to watch that stuff.

Um...wouldn't those break if you were uh...rough with it? That's gotta be some thick ass glass.

The glass ones are made out of pyrex. I remember seeing it on that Real Sex show that used to come on HBO. My concern would be couldn't you really hurt yourself with those since they're not malleable like a rubber one? I mean aren't you basically impaling yourself??? shake

Yeah, ya'll can have it. confused lol

But you're in control, moreso that being impaled on a 12" dick who doesn't know how to fuck . . . ..

I don't want you to think like me. I just want you to think.
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Reply #40 posted 07/06/11 6:55pm

SCNDLS

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RenHoek said:

SCNDLS said:

falloff Dildos and masturbation hold ZERO fascination for me. I'm lazy to the utmost and prefer someone else to put in work. lol

batting eyes

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Reply #41 posted 07/06/11 6:55pm

SCNDLS

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vainandy said:

HotGritz said:

if enchilada = dick

then does that mean

tamale = pussy? i mean it got layers and what not.

No, a tamale would probably be one of those little dicks. A pussy would be more like a quesadilla...a big open pouch. lol

Oncest again . . . faint

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Reply #42 posted 07/06/11 6:56pm

SCNDLS

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SUPRMAN said:

SCNDLS said:

The glass ones are made out of pyrex. I remember seeing it on that Real Sex show that used to come on HBO. My concern would be couldn't you really hurt yourself with those since they're not malleable like a rubber one? I mean aren't you basically impaling yourself??? shake

Yeah, ya'll can have it. confused lol

But you're in control, moreso that being impaled on a 12" dick who doesn't know how to fuck . . . ..

neutral That was below the belt, and NOT in a good way, muhhfucka spank

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Reply #43 posted 07/06/11 6:58pm

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SCNDLS said:

SUPRMAN said:

But you're in control, moreso that being impaled on a 12" dick who doesn't know how to fuck . . . ..

neutral That was below the belt, and NOT in a good way, muhhfucka spank

Who needs someone who thinks their dick is a human jackhammer?

If that's all you can do with all that, keep it.

I don't want you to think like me. I just want you to think.
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Reply #44 posted 07/06/11 7:02pm

SCNDLS

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SUPRMAN said:

SCNDLS said:

neutral That was below the belt, and NOT in a good way, muhhfucka spank

Who needs someone who thinks their dick is a human jackhammer?

If that's all you can do with all that, keep it.

Agreed, but you ain't have to remind me of that tragedy pout

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Reply #45 posted 07/06/11 7:02pm

ZombieKitten

I like the thread title nod would have been very happy to talk about penises nod

but premise of the thread? not as much lol

a dildo by itself is pretty much useless confused

things that vibrate however batting eyes hello!

I've been spending too much time in the laundry when the washing is in spin cycle? redface

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Reply #46 posted 07/06/11 7:11pm

LadyLuvSexxy

lol Both at the same time, please. I love them BOTH. Cyberskin and then there's the surgical rubber ones (I'm not allergic to those... lol I actually am allergic to certain er...toy materials..) that are just divine...and it's just a fun way to explore your own body. Of course there's an entirely different experience with a real one...whew Lord, Lordy with the right one...when the Little Man says you'll climb the walls... lol That's how/why "Nigel" keeps popping up. Some lucky wench is gonna hit paydirt if she can put up with him long enough...

But yeah, when I don't want to deal with him or any other dude, ol' reliable is right there, or a rabbit vibe. Hooray for sex toys!

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Reply #47 posted 07/06/11 7:48pm

baroque

vainandy said:

JoeTyler said:

uno?

dos, tres, cuatro, cinco... lol

Actually, I can count to five but I couldn't remember what four was or how to spell them. lol

As long as he can understand some key words, I'll be fine. For instance, if I point to his crotch and say "enchilada", he can nod and say "si". And if it's feeling good to him, he can holler "ole!!!!". lol

i would say burrito. lol burrito is more of a phallic symbol, personally. i just love your personality andy! your i dont give a toss personality is a real inspiration for me!!

[Edited 7/6/11 19:49pm]

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Reply #48 posted 07/06/11 7:53pm

tinaz

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Machaela said:

My fave fake penis is a handmade ( by me ) one ...

I have a fake store bought one that never gets used

i REALLY like REAL PENIS best !

WAIT A MINUTE!!

eek

You made a dildo??? Do tell!!!

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Reply #49 posted 07/06/11 7:57pm

vainandy

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baroque said:

vainandy said:

Actually, I can count to five but I couldn't remember what four was or how to spell them. lol

As long as he can understand some key words, I'll be fine. For instance, if I point to his crotch and say "enchilada", he can nod and say "si". And if it's feeling good to him, he can holler "ole!!!!". lol

i would say burrito. lol burrito is more of a phallic symbol, personally. i just love your personality andy! your i dont give a toss personality is a real inspiration for me!!

[Edited 7/6/11 19:49pm]

Thank you. hug

The burritos are the really big thick dicks. I like 'em all. Tamales, enchiladas, and burritos. Just as long as they squirt sour cream. lol

Andy is a four letter word.
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Reply #50 posted 07/06/11 8:08pm

ZombieKitten

tinaz said:

Machaela said:

My fave fake penis is a handmade ( by me ) one ...

I have a fake store bought one that never gets used

i REALLY like REAL PENIS best !

WAIT A MINUTE!!

eek

You made a dildo??? Do tell!!!

I once made one out of FIMO falloff but never used it, being I was unsure it was safe to use "internally" and that I was about 13 at the time boxed

my mind was firmly in the gutter already disbelief

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Reply #51 posted 07/06/11 8:11pm

baroque

vainandy said:

baroque said:

i would say burrito. lol burrito is more of a phallic symbol, personally. i just love your personality andy! your i dont give a toss personality is a real inspiration for me!!

[Edited 7/6/11 19:49pm]

Thank you. hug

The burritos are the really big thick dicks. I like 'em all. Tamales, enchiladas, and burritos. Just as long as they squirt sour cream. lol

awesome...

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Reply #52 posted 07/07/11 3:12am

JoeTyler

ZombieKitten said:

I like the thread title nod would have been very happy to talk about penises nod

but premise of the thread? not as much lol

a dildo by itself is pretty much useless confused

things that vibrate however batting eyes hello!

I've been spending too much time in the laundry when the washing is in spin cycle? redface

spit you naughty...

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Reply #53 posted 07/07/11 4:25am

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Yes, but will a dildo shoot a jet of hot creamy cum all over your tits?

I rest my case

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Reply #54 posted 07/07/11 4:31am

eleven

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in preferance order i'd say...

Penises

Fingers

Veggies

Dildos

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Reply #55 posted 07/07/11 5:27am

tinaz

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ZombieKitten said:

tinaz said:

WAIT A MINUTE!!

eek

You made a dildo??? Do tell!!!

I once made one out of FIMO falloff but never used it, being I was unsure it was safe to use "internally" and that I was about 13 at the time boxed

my mind was firmly in the gutter already disbelief

spit

PUHLEEZEEEEE tell me you took it for show and tell! lol

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Reply #56 posted 07/07/11 5:39am

dJJ

LadyCasanova said:

-A dildo doesn't bust before you do.

-You don't have to listen to a dildo talk.

-You don't have to wait for the dildo to get ready for round 2.

-A dildo can be stuffed in a closet, under a bed etc.

-A dildo doesn't care what you have on or how much weight you've gained.

-A dildo doesn't know what it means to be a "limp dick."

-You can make a dildo go faster and harder on your on.

-You pick the size and thickness, don't have to settle because its a "good dildo."

-You (should) know where it has been, how often its been used, and with who. No guess work

-A dildo won't knock you up.

-Some dildos are built to hit that G spot...most men and their penises couldn't find it with

a navigator.

-There is no pressure to suck a dildo...

I could go on all day.

It's not so much the penis I'd miss but the man that just so happens to come with it.

falloff falloff falloff

I prefer a man with penis who treats me well with a dildo

99% of my posts are ironic. Maybe this post sides with the other 1%.
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Reply #57 posted 07/07/11 9:37am

HotGritz

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This thread just got a WHOLE LOT MORE INTERESTING!!! pc

I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
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Reply #58 posted 07/07/11 1:09pm

LadyCasanova

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No, but it also won't shoot a hot, creamy, burning load in your eye either lol

scandalousalan said:

Yes, but will a dildo shoot a jet of hot creamy cum all over your tits?

I rest my case

[Edited 7/7/11 13:11pm]

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Reply #59 posted 07/07/11 1:43pm

vainandy

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scandalousalan said:

Yes, but will a dildo shoot a jet of hot creamy cum all over your tits?

I rest my case

I wish a motherfucker would think about shooting his come on any part of my body. I'd slap the hell out of his dick while he's coming. He can shoot it in the air and let it fall down on his own body. He wants the orgasm, he deals with the cleanup. There's other customers outside the door waiting. lol

Andy is a four letter word.
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