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JustErin Appreciation Thread I know, I know, it's a non-starter, but please hear me out. I'd like to preface this opening post by saying I think JustErin has truly great hair. Lasting, wildly successful org careers have been built on far less hair (see 'Fauxie'). JustErin is the org's Helen of Troy, give or take a zero. A hundred ships, perhaps, would be launched, but don't doubt the horniness of those sailors. If that's a little high-brow let me steer this particular Erin-bound ship towards the topic of violence against women, if I may. I abhor violence against women, but with this particular org treasure I am willing to make an exception (see my favourite chat up line, "let's not turn this rape into a murder" ). Over the years, on more than one occasion, I have seen posts along the lines of 'get a room' posted about the two of us. This is hilarious because I am the last person on earth she would have sex with, meaning were Erin, myself and another woman the last people on earth, finding herself looking for action, it would not work in my favour, despite her ultra-hetero nature. In this age of trendy bisexualism, where supposedly straight, married female orgers will fawn almost exclusively over pics of orgers of the same sex, JustErin is unabashedly all about cock. I have to respect this, for all the previous last people on earth scenario hurts my self-esteem. The fantasy threesome most guys fantacize about is just that, a fantasy, but here is a focused woman, who wants nothing more than what you have between your legs and her neck between your hands.
So that's the bulk of my post done with. I'd like to add, for the benefit of the mods, that every time I enter chat she follows me in there with the sole purpose of getting me booted, and I assume, ideally getting me banned from this website. I don't hold this against her (see the sentence about her great hair) but still wish to bring it to your attention should something happen in the future.
What else? She's kinda hot, is a great mother to her beautiful little boy and all that stuff, and is actually a bit of a softie under it all (so I'm told). Here's a photo of her that I creepily copied from her profile page, photoshopped, then uploaded to my own photobucket account for the purpose of posting it here:
So give it up for JustErin. She brings a lot to this place. It wouldn't be the same without her. That bitch.
. [Edited 6/23/11 8:02am] MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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*searches for appropriate emoticon*
oh here we go
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seriously tho, yay Erin |
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Fuck, when will I learn? It's 2011, not 2008. MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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Me in 7th grade, smiling because Erin is an org superstar! My art book: http://www.lulu.com/spotl...ecomicskid
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Still, I'm going to dig myself in and get behind this thread. MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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sign me up. http://www.facebook.com/p...111?ref=ts
y'all gone keep messin' around wit me and turn me back to the old me...... | |
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59 views but only 6 replies??? I'd look at my last thread and consider the possibility of me being the common denominator here, but I put serious effort into this one. I picked the wrong damn Erin. MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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She's hot and sexy. Plus she's smart. I dig her a lot.
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Just a sympathy post
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I'm off to bed soon, but I expect to see this thread on the second page by tomorrow morning. I think she deserves that much. Only that much, mind. MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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I also like when she drunk-posts. Those threads are awesome before they're deleted by the censors. | |
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She's always herself. I can definitely appreciate that. We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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She's an oppinionated bitch. | |
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Erin....she is hot....funny...scary but the org wouldn't be the same without. Her....x | |
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I don't like to get all draconian on my threads, but please let's keep things positive. MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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I want to be the first orger that meets her in person. It would be like discovering Bigfoot.
I'm joking of course. Erin, you know I think very highly of you. | |
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I dig her. She has a strong personality. I appreciate that, specially in this era of tedium, blandness and conformity. Plus: she's hot | |
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Despite this being a fauxie thread, I will comment JustinErin is much hotter than she thinks she is. Intelligent, as well. | |
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She really does make the Org very entertaining. She is so funny and right to the point. The org is not the same without her | |
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She deserves a and from me | |
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My only complaint is.....the Org has been pretty much cleavage free this summer. Usually she brings those puppies out in the summer. | |
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Knowing her Ego she probably won't repond to this thread until it catches Fire and she gets at least 500 views. | |
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Let me say first that I am straight as a board but; she has great hair, great eyes, great mouth- Stunning! | |
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she's def lurking... | |
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She's eye candy! Any more pics of her? | |
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Well, I can't tell if she really is beautiful-she has too much clothes on.
Anyways- Cheers to Justerin. May you get the shag and choke of a lifetime, just they way you like it. 99.9% of everything I say is strictly for my own entertainment | |
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She is always telling her mind, I dig that ! I like straight forward people, especially when they say what they have to say in a direct, yet civil manner like she does. With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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You're right! She is like the 4th hottest chick on the Org. | |
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Rhythm floods my heart♥The melody it feeds my soul | |
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Huh? In what way wasn't that positive?
Erin will know what I mean, even if you don't. We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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