Ottensen said:

Damn, I so late to this thread. The responses are good thjough, and I am pretty much of the same opinion of heybaby, paintedlady, lammastide, and cerebrus. Beyond that...

girl.

girl, girl, girl.

Let this joker go. I know you say it's slim pickins' out in this new joint where you're living- but this dude has you obsessing over him, and for what? Because he's cute? Because you need a shag? Chile please; there ain't that much cute in the world or a penis thick enough in the world to warrant this type of angst. You are not yourself right now, Erin, and it's over a dude who's dogging you out? Ummm, no.

I say you need to push up those t**ties and flip that fabulous hair in another person's direction, somebody worthy of your time, Girlfriend. Get to steppin' away from this kid- life is too precious and too short to put up with the bullsh*t...unless of course, that's what you happen to be in the mood for to spice up life at the moment, and that's a different story for a different day. But in all sincerity if you're not in want or need of the drama, then don't entertain it, period. You have work and a kid to worry about, life is complicated (for anyone) enough. You'd better get your tail out to some places where you can meet some more people, and don't look back. Oh and while it's clear you have a hard on for Old Boy big time, if he can't respect you from point one and communicate like a rational adult you might just need to take a metaphorical cold shower- but by all means, Babydoll, keep it movin'.

You are hilarious.

JustErin said:

Genesia said:

Women don't "always fall into" it. That is a choice.

Good lord, I know that it's a choice. I didn't mean that literally.

No, fuck a turn of phrase. Dissect and elaborate upon every word in your post and have the essay on my desk by Monday morning.

Fauxie said:

JustErin said:

Good lord, I know that it's a choice. I didn't mean that literally.

No, fuck a turn of phrase. Dissect and elaborate upon every word in your post and have the essay on my desk by Monday morning.

Eat me.

JustErin said:

Fauxie said:

No, fuck a turn of phrase. Dissect and elaborate upon every word in your post and have the essay on my desk by Monday morning.

Eat me.

Can I fuck your brains out instead?

It'll only take a minute.

Fauxie said:

JustErin said:

Eat me.

Can I fuck your brains out instead?

It'll only take a minute.

Ba doom tis.

JustErin said:

Fauxie said:

Can I fuck your brains out instead?

It'll only take a minute.

Ba doom tis.