After 15 years we learned something last night

that we never even knew about each other before.

He doesn't EVER brush his teeth in the morning I NEVER EVER realised all this time he was never doing that, and HE never realised that every morning I DID.



I can't believe it!!!!

ask for a divorce!


That's nassstttaaaaay

C:\Otaassk~.exe




Oh dear lawd, life is strange.

vivid is my new boo!

That's like the guy who found out that his wife only bathes once every third or fourth day....he was ready for a divorce too.

But then it was pointed out to him that he couldn't tell (smell) that she was bathing so irregularly, so what's the point???

ZombieKitten said:

that we never even knew about each other before.

He doesn't EVER brush his teeth in the morning I NEVER EVER realised all this time he was never doing that, and HE never realised that every morning I DID.



I can't believe it!!!!

Revolution said:

thats not a good habit 2 get into...but it's not like he is some serial killer.
do U think ur reading 2 much into this zombieK

ZombieKitten said:

Revolution said:

That's like the guy who found out that his wife only bathes once every third or fourth day....he was ready for a divorce too.

But then it was pointed out to him that he couldn't tell (smell) that she was bathing so irregularly, so what's the point???

she probably topped and tailed like I do both of us only shower every couple of days

hokie said:

ZombieKitten said:

that we never even knew about each other before.

He doesn't EVER brush his teeth in the morning I NEVER EVER realised all this time he was never doing that, and HE never realised that every morning I DID.



I can't believe it!!!!

What???!!!!! Why not?!

nyse said:

hokie said:

ZombieKitten said:

she probably topped and tailed like I do both of us only shower every couple of days

Is this the same thing as a 'whore bath'?

ZombieKitten said:

hokie said:

Is this the same thing as a 'whore bath'?

I don't know, flannel bath?

hokie said:

ZombieKitten said:

I don't know, flannel bath?

OK, so what is topped and tailed?

You wash up and downstairs?

ZombieKitten said:

hokie said:

OK, so what is topped and tailed?

You wash up and downstairs?

yes

what's going on in this thread?

i always thought you were a funky chick, Zombie.

ZombieKitten said:

nyse said:

thats not a good habit 2 get into...but it's not like he is some serial killer.
do U think ur reading 2 much into this zombieK

I never said divorce, that was DAN!

sinisterpentatonic said:

what's going on in this thread?

i always thought you were a funky chick, Zombie.

nyse said:

ZombieKitten said:

I never said divorce, that was DAN!

i know it's not a pleasant surprise...
but now U can try 2 break him out of that bad habit.
And save him from any future gum and teeth problems.
so It's a good thing that U found out...

hokie said:

sinisterpentatonic said:

what's going on in this thread?

i always thought you were a funky chick, Zombie.

Funky as in cool? Or funky as in 'funky'? You sure do have a way with words...

ZombieKitten said:

hokie said:

Funky as in cool? Or funky as in 'funky'? You sure do have a way with words...

he means stinky
anyway, this thread isn't really about the hygiene, it's about the SURPRISE!!!! How could I never have noticed that

caus you probably was not intentionaly looking 4 that...

there gots to be a bunch of things in your charicteristics that he is
un-aware of...
[Edited 8/31/09 18:11pm]

hokie said:

ZombieKitten said:

he means stinky
anyway, this thread isn't really about the hygiene, it's about the SURPRISE!!!! How could I never have noticed that

I don't know! Are you usually in the bathroom at the same time?

nyse said:

ZombieKitten said:

hokie said:

I don't know! Are you usually in the bathroom at the same time?

never, our bathroom is too small! Once I get kids to school is when I get to spend my time in there. He leaves for work an hour before that.

hokie said:

ZombieKitten said:

never, our bathroom is too small! Once I get kids to school is when I get to spend my time in there. He leaves for work an hour before that.

So that's why you never noticed!

How did u two get on this subject to find out?

"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
"Time for me to exit into the night"

Hell, I'm white and I be damned if I would live somewhere that has no black folks. I would die of boredom. -vainandy

ZombieKitten said:

that we never even knew about each other before.

He doesn't EVER brush his teeth in the morning I NEVER EVER realised all this time he was never doing that, and HE never realised that every morning I DID.



I can't believe it!!!!

Edmonton, AB - - If you're happy and you know it your hands, if you're happy and you know it do a

ThreadCula said:

How did u two get on this subject to find out?

as long as he brushes his teeth daily, it's all good!

some folk don't...

ZombieKitten said:

ThreadCula said:

How did u two get on this subject to find out?

he told me he hadn't brushed his teeth for 36 hours by mistake, not since the night before the previous night, and I said but what about this morning? then he stared at me like I was an idiot and said "I never brush my teeth in the morning! Do you?" and I stared back at him and said "OMG I can't believe it! I ALWAYS do, without fail!"

Seriously, I can smell stale nostrils and all else. I could never even allow "surprise" to cccur in that reguard.

But that does not mean, I am never surprised.