But 15 years!?

FreeSpirit said:

either he does NOT smell, or I have a poor sense of smell. I've never asked anyone else for their opinion! as far as I know, he has never had BO.

ZombieKitten said:

ahhh
you had the smell of your toothpaste
it's better not evaluate more, type: before, you gave the good days with a great kiss and, maybe now, just make a grunt type: good morning

ZombieKitten said:

Are you requesting that he now brushes in the morning, as well as at night?

peacenlovealways said:

U learn something new everyday hun, here is to 15 more!!!!!

ingamilo said:

yup, it's a kiss on the cheek and it's always in such a hurry!

missmad said:

thank you!

FreeSpirit said:

no, he can do what he wants, if he wants cavities, and no kiss until after he brushes, so be it!

ZombieKitten said:

that reminds me...

in the morning wifey asks hubby for sex, but he's in a hurry to get to his dentist appointment. he agrees to quickly eat her out though. after that he founds a pubic hair stuck between his teeth. he brushes his teeth, but to no avail. he tries with a toothpick, again no success. next with dental floss, doesn't work either. so then he simply takes a pair of scissors and cuts of the parts of the hair sticking out.
shortly after at the dentist he sits in the chair and opens his mouth. immediately the dentist asks "Oh, so you did eat out your wife this morning, huh?"
the guy is puzzled and asks "How do you know? Can you still see the pubic hair between my teeth?"
"Well, no. actually you have some shit sticking on your chin"


wow, that was bad

gotta brush man! I drink coffee in the morn so really gotta brush. You don't kiss m in the morn cause you'd notice instantly right? Or is he like a good breath all day and night kinda dude. *mentos here*

NMuzakNSoul said:

He drinks coffee I HATE the smell of coffee, so I don't notice any bad breath, since I'm holding my breath for the coffee

Dancelot said:

yes it was

ZombieKitten said:

yeah... but thankfully I didn't ruin any useful thread or sumthin'

ZombieKitten said:

There you go. Mystery solved. Heehee.

ZombieKitten said:

Good to know that people can still surprise each other after that long.


I dated a guy who didn't brush in the morning. And once in a while he wouldn't get around to it at night! It FREAKED ME OUT, but his breath never, ever smelled.

I often brush twice in the morning. Once the first time I get up to go to the bathroom or whatever, and again after coffee. I don't understand how people can get by without doing it.

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

PLUS I'm so considerate I won't kiss on the mouth until I have brushed my teeth, which I do once I've got all the kids off to school

tackam said:

I feel gross if I don't, and am constantly aware of it until I get a chance to brush!

You guys have kept the mystery alive!

Well, until last night, that is

ZombieKitten said:

me too, though it does happen sometimes.

But i think depending on your habits & what you eat & if you floss well that you can get by brushing less.

ZombieKitten said:

Me too, my mouth always feels horrible in the morning, I feel dirty until I've had a good brushing.

1) ewwwww

2) i hate movies and tv programmes where the actor/actresses kiss each other good morning, without brushing their teeth first. ewwwww

well as long as u didnt find out he been secretely wearin' ur panty draws

DanceWme said:

connorhawke said:

fly's eyes

Maybe he uses mouthwash.