Chancellor said:

What I don't like about receiving Oral is when some Chicks think every Guy likes the same thing...Don't Suck on my Nutz then Stretch my Nut-sack way out with your Mouth like I'm a Mutant....My Nutz are not Chewing Gum....Don't EVER slap my nutz....I be thinking to myself "who in the Hell let you do this to them, had to be a White Dude?"....and don't Look up at me when you're Sucking my Dick, that creeps me out..Keep your Eyes closed and focus on Sucking......No matter who you're with we all like different things...

I'M CRYING!

babynoz said:

Horsefeathers said:

NinaB said:

babynoz said:

One thing for sure....either Chancellor or Kang gonna shut it down, I tell ya.

I hear ya

now now... how'd my name get mixed up in this???

i don't need to implore that folks teeth be brushed

OR that they ass get washed... i ain't used a toss up

since 1970...

and i quite unnastand that sometimes a gag can go wrong

(just don't throwup in my lap when we out on the town...

after all I DIDN'T ASK FOR A BLOWJOB so it was yo choice

and i don't ride with a cahnge of clothes)

and AND i been known to gobble a pussy or two cause of

some sloppy deepthroatin gettin done to me that caused

me to catch cramps in me feet (cause me toes don't curl like that)...

but to bring my name into somethin that i have been very tame on is just

scandalous and uncalled for....

now that that's done, i'm acceptin apps from those who

feel they have the 'pelican thang' down to a science...

NO NEW COMERS... MUST ALREADY KNOW!!!

this ain't the trainnin center...

KingBAD said:

NinaB said:

KingBAD said:

now now... how'd my name get mixed up in this???

i don't need to implore that folks teeth be brushed

OR that they ass get washed... i ain't used a toss up

since 1970...

and i quite unnastand that sometimes a gag can go wrong

(just don't throwup in my lap when we out on the town...

after all I DIDN'T ASK FOR A BLOWJOB so it was yo choice

and i don't ride with a cahnge of clothes)

and AND i been known to gobble a pussy or two cause of

some sloppy deepthroatin gettin done to me that caused

me to catch cramps in me feet (cause me toes don't curl like that)...

but to bring my name into somethin that i have been very tame on is just

scandalous and uncalled for....

now that that's done, i'm acceptin apps from those who

feel they have the 'pelican thang' down to a science...

NO NEW COMERS... MUST ALREADY KNOW!!!

this ain't the trainnin center...

Well, alrighty then. That told us! Pelican tho?!

Damn it and I just caught my breath from laughing too hard at this damn thread

DarlingKris said:

NinaB said:

KingBAD said:

now now... how'd my name get mixed up in this???

i don't need to implore that folks teeth be brushed

OR that they ass get washed... i ain't used a toss up

since 1970...

and i quite unnastand that sometimes a gag can go wrong

(just don't throwup in my lap when we out on the town...

after all I DIDN'T ASK FOR A BLOWJOB so it was yo choice

and i don't ride with a cahnge of clothes)

and AND i been known to gobble a pussy or two cause of

some sloppy deepthroatin gettin done to me that caused

me to catch cramps in me feet (cause me toes don't curl like that)...

but to bring my name into somethin that i have been very tame on is just

scandalous and uncalled for....

now that that's done, i'm acceptin apps from those who

feel they have the 'pelican thang' down to a science...

NO NEW COMERS... MUST ALREADY KNOW!!!

this ain't the trainnin center...

Well, alrighty then. That told us! Pelican tho?!

Smh....I know, right?

'Ol cramp-foot having jive turkey.

babynoz said:

Chancellor said:

What I don't like about receiving Oral is when some Chicks think every Guy likes the same thing...Don't Suck on my Nutz then Stretch my Nut-sack way out with your Mouth like I'm a Mutant....My Nutz are not Chewing Gum....Don't EVER slap my nutz....I be thinking to myself "who in the Hell let you do this to them, had to be a White Dude?"....and don't Look up at me when you're Sucking my Dick, that creeps me out..Keep your Eyes closed and focus on Sucking......No matter who you're with we all like different things...

I like getting the nuts licked, but you suck them too hard and it kinda hurts. I do like eye contact though, it feels dirtier that way.

[Edited 10/28/16 17:18pm]

guitarslinger44 said:

Chancellor said:

What I don't like about receiving Oral is when some Chicks think every Guy likes the same thing...Don't Suck on my Nutz then Stretch my Nut-sack way out with your Mouth like I'm a Mutant....My Nutz are not Chewing Gum....Don't EVER slap my nutz....I be thinking to myself "who in the Hell let you do this to them, had to be a White Dude?"....and don't Look up at me when you're Sucking my Dick, that creeps me out..Keep your Eyes closed and focus on Sucking......No matter who you're with we all like different things...

I like getting the nuts licked, but you suck them too hard and it kinda hurts. I do like eye contact though

thank goodness air one isn't same

KingBAD said:

NinaB said:

babynoz said: I hear ya

now now... how'd my name get mixed up in this???

i don't need to implore that folks teeth be brushed

OR that they ass get washed... i ain't used a toss up

since 1970...

and i quite unnastand that sometimes a gag can go wrong

(just don't throwup in my lap when we out on the town...

after all I DIDN'T ASK FOR A BLOWJOB so it was yo choice

and i don't ride with a cahnge of clothes)

and AND i been known to gobble a pussy or two cause of

some sloppy deepthroatin gettin done to me that caused

me to catch cramps in me feet (cause me toes don't curl like that)...

but to bring my name into somethin that i have been very tame on is just

scandalous and uncalled for....

now that that's done, i'm acceptin apps from those who

feel they have the 'pelican thang' down to a science...

NO NEW COMERS... MUST ALREADY KNOW!!!

this ain't the trainnin center...

XxAxX said:

KingBAD said:

now now... how'd my name get mixed up in this???

i don't need to implore that folks teeth be brushed

OR that they ass get washed... i ain't used a toss up

since 1970...

and i quite unnastand that sometimes a gag can go wrong

(just don't throwup in my lap when we out on the town...

after all I DIDN'T ASK FOR A BLOWJOB so it was yo choice

and i don't ride with a cahnge of clothes)

and AND i been known to gobble a pussy or two cause of

some sloppy deepthroatin gettin done to me that caused

me to catch cramps in me feet (cause me toes don't curl like that)...

but to bring my name into somethin that i have been very tame on is just

scandalous and uncalled for....

now that that's done, i'm acceptin apps from those who

feel they have the 'pelican thang' down to a science...

NO NEW COMERS... MUST ALREADY KNOW!!!

this ain't the trainnin center...

Rotflmao I just spat out my water

babynoz said:

NinaB said:

KingBAD said: Well, alrighty then. That told us! Pelican tho?!

Smh....I know, right?

'Ol cramp-foot having jive turkey.

what you sayin. you got them skillz???

DarlingKris said:

XxAxX said:

Rotflmao I just spat out my water

they need to be payin attention

ain't shy about gettin it allaway in the throat... and swallows

[Edited 10/28/16 18:58pm]

KingBAD said:

babynoz said:

Smh....I know, right?

'Ol cramp-foot having jive turkey.

what you sayin. you got them skillz???

Moi?

KingBAD said:

DarlingKris said:

Rotflmao I just spat out my water

they need to be payin attention

ain't shy about gettin it allaway in the throat... and swallows

[Edited 10/28/16 18:58pm]

Fucking hell

DarlingKris said:

KingBAD said:

they need to be payin attention

ain't shy about gettin it allaway in the throat... and swallows

[Edited 10/28/16 18:58pm]

Fucking hell

told you i don't ask for blowjobs...

the women i fukkkz with are beast witit

and would prolly make these other folks cry...

babynoz said:

KingBAD said:

what you sayin. you got them skillz???

Moi?

Oh!!!

now we shy...

KingBAD said:

DarlingKris said:

Rotflmao I just spat out my water

they need to be payin attention

ain't shy about gettin it allaway in the throat... and swallows

[Edited 10/28/16 18:58pm]

[Edited 10/28/16 20:53pm]

KingBAD said:

babynoz said:

Moi?

Oh!!!

now we shy...

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offer.... and yee shall receive

babynoz said:

NinaB said:

KingBAD said: Well, alrighty then. That told us! Pelican tho?!

Smh....I know, right?

'Ol cramp-foot having jive turkey.

Almost choked on the egg roll I was eating reading that

guitarslinger44 said:

I like getting the nuts licked, but you suck them too hard and it kinda hurts. I do like eye contact though, it feels dirtier that way.

I Like "eye contact" when we're Making-Love/Fucking Missionary-style, or when she Rides my Dick...I never Look-up when I'm eating Pussy...I Love to hear moaning sounds while I'm Eating...The more she Moans the more passionate I get and the longer I Eat...I'm also The King of Dirty-talk in the bedroom...If you don't know how to talk-Dirty then shut-up and Moan....

DarlingKris said:

babynoz said:

Smh....I know, right?

'Ol cramp-foot having jive turkey.

Almost choked on the egg roll I was eating reading that

that's called PRACTICE!!!

you should bite and chew when it's food....

KingBAD said:

DarlingKris said:

Almost choked on the egg roll I was eating reading that

that's called PRACTICE!!!

you should bite and chew when it's food....

DarlingKris said:

KingBAD said:

that's called PRACTICE!!!

you should bite and chew when it's food....

I don't really care for bj's unless there's ATM or deepthroating involved.

EvilAngel said:

I don't really care for bj's unless there's ATM or deepthroating involved.

a pelican if i ever seen one...

Chancellor said:

guitarslinger44 said:

I like getting the nuts licked, but you suck them too hard and it kinda hurts. I do like eye contact though, it feels dirtier that way.

I Like "eye contact" when we're Making-Love/Fucking Missionary-style, or when she Rides my Dick...I never Look-up when I'm eating Pussy...I Love to hear moaning sounds while I'm Eating...The more she Moans the more passionate I get and the longer I Eat...I'm also The King of Dirty-talk in the bedroom...If you don't know how to talk-Dirty then shut-up and Moan....

This guy..

I usually give eye contact when I'm going down on a chick cuz I like seeing them playing with themselves and stuff like that.