woman: "so for the next 20 minutes i can either nag you about all the shit you promised to do but never seem to get around to...... or i can suck your dick, but i won't really be that into it"
man: " tough choice... gimme a minute to think about it "
i don't think so
i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE...
Ok, ok, let's see where boundaries are. I don't have my very own personal penis, so I can't relate.
Enthusiastic blow job from a hottie with a cold sore or unenthusiastic slob job from a woman who can pass for Gary Busey's stunt double but has a clean bill of health?
Ok, ok, let's see where boundaries are. I don't have my very own personal penis, so I can't relate. Enthusiastic blow job from a hottie with a cold sore or unenthusiastic slob job from a woman who can pass for Gary Busey's stunt double but has a clean bill of health? I am not sure I understand this game.
CELEBACY!!!
i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE...
Ok, ok, let's see where boundaries are. I don't have my very own personal penis, so I can't relate.
Enthusiastic blow job from a hottie with a cold sore or unenthusiastic slob job from a woman who can pass for Gary Busey's stunt double but has a clean bill of health?
I am not sure I understand this game.
"I don't have my very own personal penis"
"We just let people talk & say whatever they want 2 say. 9 times out of 10, trust me, what's out there now, I wouldn't give nary one of these folks the time of day. That's why I don't say anything back, because there's so much that's wrong" - P, Dec '15
Ok, ok, let's see where boundaries are. I don't have my very own personal penis, so I can't relate. Enthusiastic blow job from a hottie with a cold sore or unenthusiastic slob job from a woman who can pass for Gary Busey's stunt double but has a clean bill of health? I am not sure I understand this game.
What I don't like about receiving Oral is when some Chicks think every Guy likes the same thing...Don't Suck on my Nutz then Stretch my Nut-sack way out with your Mouth like I'm a Mutant....My Nutz are not Chewing Gum....Don't EVER slap my nutz....I be thinking to myself "who in the Hell let you do this to them, had to be a White Dude?"....and don't Look up at me when you're Sucking my Dick, that creeps me out..Keep your Eyes closed and focus on Sucking......No matter who you're with we all like different things...
What I don't like about receiving Oral is when some Chicks think every Guy likes the same thing...Don't Suck on my Nutz then Stretch my Nut-sack way out with your Mouth like I'm a Mutant....My Nutz are not Chewing Gum....Don't EVER slap my nutz....I be thinking to myself "who in the Hell let you do this to them, had to be a White Dude?"....and don't Look up at me when you're Sucking my Dick, that creeps me out..Keep your Eyes closed and focus on Sucking.....No matter who you're with we all like different things...
Mutant! sorry but that's too funny!
"We just let people talk & say whatever they want 2 say. 9 times out of 10, trust me, what's out there now, I wouldn't give nary one of these folks the time of day. That's why I don't say anything back, because there's so much that's wrong" - P, Dec '15
What I don't like about receiving Oral is when some Chicks think every Guy likes the same thing...Don't Suck on my Nutz then Stretch my Nut-sack way out with your Mouth like I'm a Mutant....My Nutz are not Chewing Gum....Don't EVER slap my nutz....I be thinking to myself "who in the Hell let you do this to them, had to be a White Dude?"....and don't Look up at me when you're Sucking my Dick, that creeps me out..Keep your Eyes closed and focus on Sucking......No matter who you're with we all like different things...
What I don't like about receiving Oral is when some Chicks think every Guy likes the same thing...Don't Suck on my Nutz then Stretch my Nut-sack way out with your Mouth like I'm a Mutant....My Nutz are not Chewing Gum....Don't EVER slap my nutz....I be thinking to myself "who in the Hell let you do this to them, had to be a White Dude?"....and don't Look up at me when you're Sucking my Dick, that creeps me out..Keep your Eyes closed and focus on Sucking.....No matter who you're with we all like different things...
Shit.....
"We just let people talk & say whatever they want 2 say. 9 times out of 10, trust me, what's out there now, I wouldn't give nary one of these folks the time of day. That's why I don't say anything back, because there's so much that's wrong" - P, Dec '15
"We just let people talk & say whatever they want 2 say. 9 times out of 10, trust me, what's out there now, I wouldn't give nary one of these folks the time of day. That's why I don't say anything back, because there's so much that's wrong" - P, Dec '15
What I don't like about receiving Oral is when some Chicks think every Guy likes the same thing...Don't Suck on my Nutz then Stretch my Nut-sack way out with your Mouth like I'm a Mutant....My Nutz are not Chewing Gum....Don't EVER slap my nutz....I be thinking to myself "who in the Hell let you do this to them, had to be a White Dude?"....and don't Look up at me when you're Sucking my Dick, that creeps me out..Keep your Eyes closed and focus on Sucking......No matter who you're with we all like different things...
"We just let people talk & say whatever they want 2 say. 9 times out of 10, trust me, what's out there now, I wouldn't give nary one of these folks the time of day. That's why I don't say anything back, because there's so much that's wrong" - P, Dec '15
What I don't like about receiving Oral is when some Chicks think every Guy likes the same thing...Don't Suck on my Nutz then Stretch my Nut-sack way out with your Mouth like I'm a Mutant....My Nutz are not Chewing Gum....Don't EVER slap my nutz....I be thinking to myself "who in the Hell let you do this to them, had to be a White Dude?"....and don't Look up at me when you're Sucking my Dick, that creeps me out..Keep your Eyes closed and focus on Sucking.....No matter who you're with we all like different things...
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"We just let people talk & say whatever they want 2 say. 9 times out of 10, trust me, what's out there now, I wouldn't give nary one of these folks the time of day. That's why I don't say anything back, because there's so much that's wrong" - P, Dec '15
What I don't like about receiving Oral is when some Chicks think every Guy likes the same thing...Don't Suck on my Nutz then Stretch my Nut-sack way out with your Mouth like I'm a Mutant....My Nutz are not Chewing Gum....Don't EVER slap my nutz....I be thinking to myself "who in the Hell let you do this to them, had to be a White Dude?"....and don't Look up at me when you're Sucking my Dick, that creeps me out..Keep your Eyes closed and focus on Sucking......No matter who you're with we all like different things...
Sorry for the nut slapping. I must have taught her that while I was warming her up for you.
What I don't like about receiving Oral is when some Chicks think every Guy likes the same thing...Don't Suck on my Nutz then Stretch my Nut-sack way out with your Mouth like I'm a Mutant....My Nutz are not Chewing Gum....Don't EVER slap my nutz....I be thinking to myself "who in the Hell let you do this to them, had to be a White Dude?"....and don't Look up at me when you're Sucking my Dick, that creeps me out..Keep your Eyes closed and focus on Sucking......No matter who you're with we all like different things...
Sorry for the nut slapping. I must have taught her that while I was warming her up for you.
What I don't like about receiving Oral is when some Chicks think every Guy likes the same thing...Don't Suck on my Nutz then Stretch my Nut-sack way out with your Mouth like I'm a Mutant....My Nutz are not Chewing Gum....Don't EVER slap my nutz....I be thinking to myself "who in the Hell let you do this to them, had to be a White Dude?"....and don't Look up at me when you're Sucking my Dick, that creeps me out..Keep your Eyes closed and focus on Sucking......No matter who you're with we all like different things...
LMAO.....You's. A. FOOL!
Reminds me of this....
Prince, in you I found a kindred spirit...Rest In Paradise.
What I don't like about receiving Oral is when some Chicks think every Guy likes the same thing...Don't Suck on my Nutz then Stretch my Nut-sack way out with your Mouth like I'm a Mutant....My Nutz are not Chewing Gum....Don't EVER slap my nutz....I be thinking to myself "who in the Hell let you do this to them, had to be a White Dude?"....and don't Look up at me when you're Sucking my Dick, that creeps me out..Keep your Eyes closed and focus on Sucking......No matter who you're with we all like different things...
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Maybe you should give the 69 position a try.
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Just brush your teeth and tongue really good first.
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And then gargle with Listerine.
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"I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn't lose voters," Donald Trump
What I don't like about receiving Oral is when some Chicks think every Guy likes the same thing...Don't Suck on my Nutz then Stretch my Nut-sack way out with your Mouth like I'm a Mutant....My Nutz are not Chewing Gum....Don't EVER slap my nutz....I be thinking to myself "who in the Hell let you do this to them, had to be a White Dude?"....and don't Look up at me when you're Sucking my Dick, that creeps me out..Keep your Eyes closed and focus on Sucking......No matter who you're with we all like different things...
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Maybe you should give the 69 position a try.
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Just brush your teeth really good first, and then gargle with listerine.
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First? What about after?
Prince, in you I found a kindred spirit...Rest In Paradise.
What I don't like about receiving Oral is when some Chicks think every Guy likes the same thing...Don't Suck on my Nutz then Stretch my Nut-sack way out with your Mouth like I'm a Mutant....My Nutz are not Chewing Gum....Don't EVER slap my nutz....I be thinking to myself "who in the Hell let you do this to them, had to be a White Dude?"....and don't Look up at me when you're Sucking my Dick, that creeps me out..Keep your Eyes closed and focus on Sucking.....No matter who you're with we all like different things...
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Maybe you should give the 69 position a try.
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Just brush your teeth really good first, and then gargle with listerine.
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First? What about after?
Or during. Tingly! Do guys like tingly bits? So much wonderment about what it must be like to own a penis.
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tough choice... gimme a minute to think about it "
and miss U
we're just funning round. you are free to want what you want and ain't nothing wrong with that