hmmm,

hmmmm

...

* Far better selection of attire

* Broader selection of men (Though, of course, that also means they have more dogs to sift through)

* Hormones more or less take care of making women beautiful at a certain age. Men pretty much have to do the gym or some other regular exercise routine to have the quintesentially attractive male form.

* On balance, a more intimate natural bond with children

MoBetterBliss said:

Tempest said:

I envy the fact that guys don't have to deal with menstruation.

oh yes we do.... oh..yes..we..do!!!!!

Stymie said:

Pretty much everything, there is not much I enjoy about being a chick. Mainly I envy they can fuck without worrying about pregnancy.

We may not have to worry about getting pregnant...but we have to worry about the bundle of joy that gets 25% for 21 years.

paintedlady said:

I envy how men tend to get perkier, fuller boobs after age 40. Its the opposite with women unless we fatten up.

Then again... I don't think men like moobs, but they are still perky!

MoBetterBliss said:

Tempest said:

I envy the fact that guys don't have to deal with menstruation.

oh yes we do.... oh..yes..we..do!!!!!

i'm just now getting this

yeah, we sure in the hell do..

1. Don't have to have abs to be considered smoking hot

2. Can wear the opposite gender's clothes without being judged for it

3. Some homophobes are okay with them being gay

4. Longer orgasms

Stymie said:

HuMpThAnG said:

....kindly beg the differ

Okay but would you actually say anything if she were lying there like a dead fish?

i would

something like "yeah that's right baby my thunderous love cannon has rendered you completely immobile.. such is the magnitude of the pleasure i'm bringin'... you knocked out baby... knocked.. OUT!"... or something

i'd probably let out a little snort while i said it... i know ladies find that particularly stimulating

MoBetterBliss said:

MoBetterBliss said:

Stymie said:

PurpleJedi said:

Stymie said:

Pretty much everything, there is not much I enjoy about being a chick. Mainly I envy they can fuck without worrying about pregnancy.

We may not have to worry about getting pregnant...but we have to worry about the bundle of joy that gets 25% for 21 years.

Damn! Where deem men at? I got "knocked-up" by the wrong guy.

Byron said:

Multiple orgasms...

Men can too.

I just can't believe the people who say that "women keep their beauty even when they get older, but men don't"

-> it's EXACTLY the opposite

JoeTyler said:

SweeTeaII said:

I envy men because they can go out in public topless and not b accused of obscenity...its just not FAIR!

It would be nice to be able to liberate the jugs (especially on hot days). I detest bras as well. They're like wearing armor.

JoeTyler said:

I just can't believe the people who say that "women keep their beauty even when they get older, but men don't"

-> it's EXACTLY the opposite

Sweeping generalizations always fail.

I am far better looking at 38 than I ever was in my 20's.

kewlschool said:

Byron said:

Multiple orgasms...

Men can too.

Not even close to how a woman can lol...

Beautifulstarr123 said:

CarrieMpls said:

JoeTyler said:

I just can't believe the people who say that "women keep their beauty even when they get older, but men don't"

-> it's EXACTLY the opposite

Sweeping generalizations always fail.

I am far better looking at 38 than I ever was in my 20's.

I was talking about +50 years old

Nothing

Stymie said:

Pretty much everything, there is not much I enjoy about being a chick. Mainly I envy they can fuck without worrying about pregnancy.

???

Of course we (have to) worry about pregnancy too.. why wouldn't we?? I'm convinced that one of the very few things about getting pregnant the two sexes don't share, like the actual nine months of pregnancy, are the least thing to "worry" about. Surely there's much more to getting pregnant than that, and it concerns both parents.

TD3 said:

PurpleJedi said:

We may not have to worry about getting pregnant...but we have to worry about the bundle of joy that gets 25% for 21 years.

Damn! Where deem men at? I got "knocked-up" by the wrong guy.

Dave1992 said:

Dave1992 said:

Lammastide said:

* Far better selection of attire

* Broader selection of men (Though, of course, that also means they have more dogs to sift through)

* Hormones more or less take care of making women beautiful at a certain age. Men pretty much have to do the gym or some other regular exercise routine to have the quintesentially attractive male form.

* On balance, a more intimate natural bond with children

Excellent points! Ross is 90% womens' clothes, and sometimes I can't even find a damn pair of jeans there. Womens' clothes have much more interesting fabrics, as well.

I envy their deeper sexual response, their cleaner and nicer restrooms, that they get to wear makeup if they want to, and to do their hair in fun ways. I envy that they can make babies (even though I don't really want to! ) and that they are freer with their emotions. I also am beginning to envy their salaries, as most women I know make more than me!

Stymie said:

Dave1992 said:

???

Of course we (have to) worry about pregnancy too.. why wouldn't we?? I'm convinced that one of the very few things about getting pregnant the two sexes don't share, like the actual nine months of pregnancy, are the least thing to "worry" about. Surely there's much more to getting pregnant than that, and it concerns both parents.

And please. A man can walk away from the pregnancy if he chooses to. Concerns both parents? Okay. And before my org fathers get on my shit for this post, I don't mean all potential fathers.

A woman can walk away from a pregnancy if she chooses to as well. We've actually fought for women's right to that choice.

And while a man can choose to walk away from a pregnancy, he can't walk away from the support of raising the child. A woman can choose to turn him in to the courts for doing so.

DaveT said:

Beautifulstarr123 said:

When men sleep around, they're studs, but when women sleep around, they're whores.

Not that I agree with the sentiment, but its probably because it would take a woman no effort at all to rack up a big number, where as for a man to rack up a big number it would require quite a bit of effort...always seemed to me that is generally understood by both sexes even if its just subconsciously. What do I envy about women? Probably the above! so much easier for a woman to get laid if she wants to

...but the consequences are bigger, I think