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Reply #90 posted 07/29/13 10:10pm

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MoBetterBliss said:

speaking of pregnancy, childbirth etc... i don't envy women's lack of a sense of humour

eg, when i was driving my wife to the hospital to give birth to our 2nd child, i said her her "if you don't mind could you try and be cool this time".... she looked confused and said "what do you mean?"... i said "well, you carried on a bit last time and i have my reputation to consider"

talk about a lead ballooon... who knew such a delicate little flower could hit so damn hard





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Reply #91 posted 07/29/13 10:52pm

Stymie

Byron said:



Stymie said:




PurpleJedi said:




My friend's baby-daddy has been working off-the-books for about 3 years now. According to the courts, he is unemployed. He's in arrears in the thousands...his father (the child's grandpa) has paid off most of it...but as long as he pays $25 (a week? a month?) he can't be jailed.

Now he's moved to Florida with his girlfriend/2nd baby momma. She works and according to the "books" is the one who is maintaining the household. They even bought a HOUSE.

But I guess as long as he works off the books, they can't touch him. I didn't know about the issue with crossing state lines...I'll mention it to my friend.

sigh

I can't imagine doing that...abandoning your kids. It just doesn't register. This little girl is going to grow up without a father figure...she knows that daddy moved away with his girlfriend...I can't imagine what goes through her little mind.

But it happens all the time. Men and women abandon their children.

Even worse...when they throw the newborns in the TRASH. disbelief

Not to beat a dead horse...but a woman can walk away from her baby just as easily as a man.



Man abandons a child, no problem. Woman does it and goes to jail.





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A single parent, man or woman, abandons their child, they'll be in trouble with the law. A parent, man or woman, abandons their child in terms of support, they'll be in trouble with the law.



you guys are so frustrating.
lol

I am talking about the norm which is the woman being the single parent when the dad has flown the coop. Of course I know a scenario like the one you posted exists but I am talking about women.
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Reply #92 posted 07/30/13 7:45am

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aardvark15 said:

I really think those last two men are photoshopped. How do men get breasts as good looking as some females? How is it possible?

Genetics... some guys are just boobalicious. I don't think young men want to look like that. That's like a young lady having a nice beard.

lol

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Reply #93 posted 07/30/13 8:42am

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aardvark15 said:


I really think those last two men are photoshopped. How do men get breasts as good looking as some females? How is it possible?

Genetics... some guys are just boobalicious. I don't think young men want to look like that. That's like a young lady having a nice beard.



lol


I honestly feel like I've seen that young boy naked without breasts online before.
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Reply #94 posted 07/30/13 12:21pm

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Stymie said:

Byron said:


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A single parent, man or woman, abandons their child, they'll be in trouble with the law. A parent, man or woman, abandons their child in terms of support, they'll be in trouble with the law.

you guys are so frustrating. lol I am talking about the norm which is the woman being the single parent when the dad has flown the coop. Of course I know a scenario like the one you posted exists but I am talking about women.


The difference, though, is that the man in that scenario who is abandoning their child is doing so with the child still with its mother. That's why there's no jail time. The woman in that scenario, however, abandons her kid without leaving it with anyone lol...which, yeah, would get you jail time. Doesn't really have anything to do with gender.

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Reply #95 posted 07/30/13 1:08pm

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Byron said:



Stymie said:


Byron said:




??




A single parent, man or woman, abandons their child, they'll be in trouble with the law. A parent, man or woman, abandons their child in terms of support, they'll be in trouble with the law.





you guys are so frustrating. lol I am talking about the norm which is the woman being the single parent when the dad has flown the coop. Of course I know a scenario like the one you posted exists but I am talking about women.



The difference, though, is that the man in that scenario who is abandoning their child is doing so with the child still with its mother. That's why there's no jail time. The woman in that scenario, however, abandons her kid without leaving it with anyone lol...which, yeah, would get you jail time. Doesn't really have anything to do with gender.


Not always. I've met single dads before. Its not nearly as common because when women have one night stands they're the ones that give birth to the byproduct of it.
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Reply #96 posted 07/30/13 1:55pm

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paintedlady said:

aardvark15 said:

I really think those last two men are photoshopped. How do men get breasts as good looking as some females? How is it possible?

Genetics... some guys are just boobalicious. I don't think young men want to look like that. That's like a young lady having a nice beard.

lol


lol ...well at least a bearded lady can get laser hair removal...getting rid of moobs is entirely different.

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Reply #97 posted 07/31/13 9:23am

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PurpleJedi said:

paintedlady said:

Genetics... some guys are just boobalicious. I don't think young men want to look like that. That's like a young lady having a nice beard.

lol


lol ...well at least a bearded lady can get laser hair removal...getting rid of moobs is entirely different.

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Reply #98 posted 07/31/13 10:41am

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Nothing.

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Reply #99 posted 07/31/13 1:42pm

JoeTyler

I'll admit this

I think female masturbation is by far more pleasant/funnier than male masturbation; the clit, the juices, multiple orgasms, the labia, the insertion, feeling the whole thing INSIDE oneself, etc

by comparison, male masturbation is like pissing, it only gets pleasant if the prostate is involved, of course, that can be difficult, tricky AND messy...

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Reply #100 posted 08/01/13 3:41am

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The non existence line at the mens toilet
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Reply #101 posted 08/01/13 3:51am

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Ocean said:

The non existence line at the mens toilet

That's because we just pee and go! Women tend to have conventions in there

Oh we wash our hands to!

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Reply #102 posted 08/01/13 4:19am

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Who has conversations in the toilet?? lol They are nasty! Its because we physically take longer to pee... our pee does not come out as fast... plus there is wiping, readjusting clothes, washing hands, checking make-up and hair in the mirror... Trust me, unless your drunk there is no conversations in a busy bathroom!!
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Reply #103 posted 08/01/13 7:00am

Tempest

I don't chat in public bathrooms either. They totally gross me out. I'm in and out ASAP. If we're gonna chat, we can take it to a restaurant. wink

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Reply #104 posted 08/01/13 9:48am

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Ocean said:

The non existence line at the mens toilet


:wave2:

Holy cow! You're back!!!

:excited:
By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!
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Reply #105 posted 08/01/13 10:58am

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I like rings(for the finger) and there are no stores and hardly any section where you can find good thick rings for men

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Reply #106 posted 08/01/13 11:00am

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tinaz said:

Who has conversations in the toilet?? lol They are nasty! Its because we physically take longer to pee... our pee does not come out as fast... plus there is wiping, readjusting clothes, washing hands, checking make-up and hair in the mirror... Trust me, unless your drunk there is no conversations in a busy bathroom!!

preach!

I'm male, but I NEED my 10-12 minutes at the public bathroom, maybe more if it's a high-class bathroom

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Reply #107 posted 08/01/13 12:48pm

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Don't envy, but appreciate biggrin

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Reply #108 posted 08/01/13 1:05pm

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The non existence line at the mens toilet

Oh yes, experienced this again just yesterday confused . I sometiems use the male toilet instead but yesterday for various reasons did not do that and waited for a good 20 minutes only to find out there was not even toilet paper left.

With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A....
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Reply #109 posted 08/01/13 2:37pm

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I envy men's upper body strength.


Men seem to command much more respect in the workplace. Women sometimes get taken for granted or are seen as inferior. (I know, I know, not always the case, but still..)


The ability to walk around at night without being afraid of sexual assault (not as big a risk for men as it is for women)

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The salvation of man is through love and in love. - Dr. V. Frankl

"When you close your heart, you close your mind." - Michael Jackson (Man In The Mirror)

"I don't need anger management, I need people to stop pissing me off" lol
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Reply #110 posted 08/01/13 2:56pm

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The degree of ease a woman could have with casual pick-up sex.
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Reply #111 posted 08/01/13 4:36pm

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Their implicit overall advantages.

99% of my posts are ironic. Maybe this post sides with the other 1%.
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Reply #112 posted 08/01/13 4:41pm

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BobGeorge909 said:The degree of ease a woman could have with casual pick-up sex. What's interesting though is that many women are not interested in "casual pick-up sex". They'd rather have a more meaningful relationship. A man can find casual sex OR a meaningful relationship -- it depends on what he wants. Women don't have such comparatively easy options. sad
Go to the source: http://www.jw.org/en

Thanks! biggrin
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Reply #113 posted 08/01/13 5:26pm

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Uhope said:

BobGeorge909 said:The degree of ease a woman could have with casual pick-up sex. What's interesting though is that many women are not interested in "casual pick-up sex". They'd rather have a more meaningful relationship. A man can find casual sex OR a meaningful relationship -- it depends on what he wants. Women don't have such comparatively easy options. sad

Could was an important word in that scentence.
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Reply #114 posted 08/02/13 6:59am

Ocean

endymion said:



Ocean said:


The non existence line at the mens toilet

That's because we just pee and go! Women tend to have conventions in there


Oh we wash our hands to!


Conventions lol
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Reply #115 posted 08/02/13 7:00am

Ocean

PurpleJedi said:

Ocean said:

The non existence line at the mens toilet


:wave2:

Holy cow! You're back!!!

:excited:

Hey u! kiss2
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Reply #116 posted 08/02/13 1:02pm

Tremolina

I don't envy women much. In life, generally, they do have a heavier burden to bare than men.


But there are some advantages to being a Woman that men don't have.

Sort of like "nature's way" to balance things out.

The Woman, for example, doesn't just have the burden, she also has the power to give life, to bare it, to abort it, to nurture it, to grow it, to give it the love, wisdom and care only a Woman can.

On the less spiritual and more materialistic/physical side, the Woman may seem weak, but can you imagine a MAN being able to give birth to a child? With his fragile body and fragile mind?? Right...

And can you imagine a MAN being able to Resist the Temptation of fucking or messing around with just about anything that Tempts him??

Generally speaking, I can't.

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Reply #117 posted 08/02/13 1:11pm

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Regarding giving birth. I've done it (once); it's no picnic. razz However, if men were made to give birth like women are, I believe they'd be able to manage it (physically/mentally/emotionally) like we can. *shrug*

It's not magic, it's biology. Only women can bear children so we're designed to deal with it. Usually.

Regarding men being able to resist temptation? Yes, I can imagine it and even know that it is absolutely possible. I know plenty of faithful husbands and boyfriends. It's all a matter of what a person WANTS to do and how much they respect themselves and their partner.

Again - it's not magic. But here, it's choice, not a mandate. I don't think it's necessarily a factor of design.

Most of the things I admire/envy about men are physical (much easier to pee anywhere) and as I mentioned on the first page, what seems to be the greater likelihood of having a good relationship if they want one with a good woman (plus statistically more women to choose from).

Go to the source: http://www.jw.org/en

Thanks! biggrin
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Reply #118 posted 08/02/13 1:19pm

Tremolina

^ I agree with you, generally speaking.

But like you say, it's biology: men simply aren't FIT to bare children; thus they aren't fit to Rule baring children either. But is the Woman Fit to Rule?

And Yes, of course, there are many Faithfull Husbands, Partners and Boyfriends, but can you imagine how Faithful the majority would be if they would be confronted with the same amount of Temptation a Woman generally is confronted with?

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Reply #119 posted 08/02/13 1:43pm

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Tremolina said:

^ I agree with you, generally speaking.

But like you say, it's biology: men simply aren't FIT to bare children; thus they aren't fit to Rule baring children either. But is the Woman Fit to Rule?

And Yes, of course, there are many Faithfull Husbands, Partners and Boyfriends, but can you imagine how Faithful the majority would be if they would be confronted with the same amount of Temptation a Woman generally is confronted with?

ARE women confronted with that much temptation??? lol wink

I believe that on a certain level, women are more...shall we say..."discerning"... cool

Go to the source: http://www.jw.org/en

Thanks! biggrin
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