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A Man Walks Into A Pharmacy And says to the pharmacist, "Listen, I have three girls coming over tonight. I’ve never had three girls at once, and I need something to make sure I stay horny and potent."
The pharmacist reaches under the counter, unlocks the bottom drawer and takes out a small cardboard box marked "Viagra, Extra Strength" and says, "Here, take one of these and you’ll go nuts for 12 hours!" The man says, "Great, Give me three boxes."
The next day, the man returns to the same pharmacy. He rushes back to the same pharmacist and pulls down his pants. The pharmacist looks in horror as he notices the man’s penis is black and blue, and the skin is rubbed off in places.
The guy says, "I think I need a package of Ben Gay." The pharmacist says, "BEN GAY??II You’re not going to put Ben Gay on that are you?"
The guy replies, "No, it’s for my arms, the girls didn’t show up." [Edited 8/17/12 9:45am] | |
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"Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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good one! Happy Friday, and thank you pill, for all the giggles through the years. | |
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Oh the interesting things that happen in a pharmacy... The salvation of man is through love and in love. - Dr. V. Frankl
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