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Sex & Gassssssssss........... [And no, I'm not talking about pussy farts per say...but if you've done that, that's cool to discuss too I guess ]
Have any of you ever passed gas/farted during sex or four-play, or had your lover fart while you two [or however many partners you had @ the time ] were getting it on? If so, what was the reaction from it? Is that an instant turnoff, or can you get passed that & keep the action going? Especially during oral
الحيوان النادلة ((((|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|)))) ...AND THAT'S THE WAY THE "TITTY" MILKS IT!
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Farting during sexOkay Women! It's not okay to fart during or after SEX!Have you ever farted during sex?I farted after having sex!
The Southwest salad at McDonalds will make anyone fart, several times. You want to see how your partner will react, now you know how. | |
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Well I saw some chick cut the cheese at the end of a redtube vid after they were done.
The dude slapped her on the butt and was telling her to push the stuff back out and she was pushing and let a big one rip. I was like : . | |
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pretty girls never fart!! 5"s and below do it all the time | |
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farts during sex? hmmm ok. some people just can't help it, specially during certain positions, I guess it's part of the "fun"...
farts before/after sex? : NO | |
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Pretty girls fart too they just have more hangups about it and like to pretend they don't. | |
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Finally, we have some REAL TALK on this site.
Yeah, it's hard to avoid completely. Especially if you stay in the bed with the other person for longer periods of time. I don't know how really prude couples are able to even sleep in the same bed. Pretty much the first thing I do when I wake up in the morning is pass some gas, you know? | |
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Well if you fuck in the ass or pussy muscles, you're gonna get farts. Ain't no other way around it! | |
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I LIKE THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES WHEN THEY DO !!! i intentionaly blow air in the pussy so it'll blow then listen to them squeal when they laugh and can't stop the queefs... ah the good ole days i am KING BAD!!!
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I CAN'T
Pistols sounded like "Fuck off," wheras The Clash sounded like "Fuck Off, but here's why.."- Thedigitialgardener
All music is shit music and no music is real- gunsnhalen Datdonkeydick- Asherfierce Gary Hunts Album Isn't That Good- Soulalive | |
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Man this post is like poetry. | |
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I'm done. | |
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I'm one of ''those people''
That like to pretend people i'm attracted to don't fart or take nasty shits
But i'm attractive to guys... and guys take nasty fucking shits
Ignorance is bliss sometimes [Edited 8/10/12 13:57pm] Pistols sounded like "Fuck off," wheras The Clash sounded like "Fuck Off, but here's why.."- Thedigitialgardener
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I keep hearing of some folks taking a shit during anal and that ends up with the fucker with shit on his dick. | |
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Oh lord i'm not even going there
Let me tell you one of my nightmares came true this summer...
On july 4th me & my ex bf got crazy wasted for... the 4th The next day i woke up & this motherfucker was shitting on my carpet , i was like uhhhh did you just shit on my carpet?
He went to the bathroom & threw up after that , i was like so grossed out & even though he offered to clean it i had to cause he couldn't stay away from the toilet every 2 seconds.
That was the ultimate ahhhh damn did this really just happen moment for me , i was giving him ''shit'' about it when we hungout the other day. And he was saying it was either shit your carpet or shit my pants
I was like.. thai boy that is the worst excuse ever Pistols sounded like "Fuck off," wheras The Clash sounded like "Fuck Off, but here's why.."- Thedigitialgardener
All music is shit music and no music is real- gunsnhalen Datdonkeydick- Asherfierce Gary Hunts Album Isn't That Good- Soulalive | |
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^
Reminds me of the friday nights I used to have in Doncaster.
You know you don gon had a good night when motherfuckers letting out waste both ways. | |
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Well damn lol | |
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Everytime when my ex told me he had to shit i usually responded with either
boner killer or no rim jobs for you tonight
Fuck that both ways shit, i'm still going to pretend hot men don't poop Pistols sounded like "Fuck off," wheras The Clash sounded like "Fuck Off, but here's why.."- Thedigitialgardener
All music is shit music and no music is real- gunsnhalen Datdonkeydick- Asherfierce Gary Hunts Album Isn't That Good- Soulalive | |
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That story is tame to most peoples on here i'm sure, that is probably the craziest thing that happened to me all summer.
On a side note... shit dick is one of the GROSSEST thing's It sounds bad, but whenever that has happened. It is hard for me to have sex with the guy for awhile.. cause all i can think about is that why can't guys & GALS just buy a douche? they are not expensive & get you all cleaned up.
Oh & someone farting during oral
Pistols sounded like "Fuck off," wheras The Clash sounded like "Fuck Off, but here's why.."- Thedigitialgardener
All music is shit music and no music is real- gunsnhalen Datdonkeydick- Asherfierce Gary Hunts Album Isn't That Good- Soulalive | |
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Damn, this thread has turned into some nasty shit .....but I guess it wasn't too clean in the first place الحيوان النادلة ((((|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|)))) ...AND THAT'S THE WAY THE "TITTY" MILKS IT!
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Dutch Ovens Are HOT!!! The Most Important Thing In Life Is Sincerity....Once You Can Fake That, You Can Fake Anything. | |
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novabrkr said: Finally, we have some REAL TALK on this site.
Yeah, it's hard to avoid completely. Especially if you stay in the bed with the other person for longer periods of time. I don't know how really prude couples are able to even sleep in the same bed. Pretty much the first thing I do when I wake up in the morning is pass some gas, you know? You've been on the org for this amount of years but were too shy to say you really just want to talk about farting? I'm the mistake you wanna make | |
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You started it sir Pistols sounded like "Fuck off," wheras The Clash sounded like "Fuck Off, but here's why.."- Thedigitialgardener
All music is shit music and no music is real- gunsnhalen Datdonkeydick- Asherfierce Gary Hunts Album Isn't That Good- Soulalive | |
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Says the original poster who started a topic called "sex and gasssssssssssss...."
Just saying. | |
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saving the ORG from obscurity. yes indeedy. face tweet just doesn't have this kind of charm | |
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I know...I know. الحيوان النادلة ((((|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|)))) ...AND THAT'S THE WAY THE "TITTY" MILKS IT!
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i just died Pistols sounded like "Fuck off," wheras The Clash sounded like "Fuck Off, but here's why.."- Thedigitialgardener
All music is shit music and no music is real- gunsnhalen Datdonkeydick- Asherfierce Gary Hunts Album Isn't That Good- Soulalive | |
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i had this lil japanese girl i was with a few years back shy was a really shy and qwiet type and tiny as fuck but she loved to fuck, A LOT... one day we were fuckin and she farted and without skippin a beat she say "oo, front hole so happy back hole whistle..." i am KING BAD!!!
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