KingBAD said:

i had this lil japanese girl i was with a few years back

shy was a really shy and qwiet type and tiny as fuck

but she loved to fuck, A LOT... one day we were

fuckin and she farted and without skippin a beat she say

"oo, front hole so happy back hole whistle..."

Hell to the nizzaw...... x a million

ZombieKitten said:

novabrkr said:

Finally, we have some REAL TALK on this site.

Yeah, it's hard to avoid completely. Especially if you stay in the bed with the other person for longer periods of time. I don't know how really prude couples are able to even sleep in the same bed. Pretty much the first thing I do when I wake up in the morning is pass some gas, you know?

You've been on the org for this amount of years but were too shy to say you really just want to talk about farting?

It's a structural thing only well-educated individuals can understand.

novabrkr said:

violator said:

Never done it. Never been with anyone who did. But I think I'd shit if it happened.

Shitting would be far worse than passing gas imo. But hey, to each his own.

UGH.

I can't believe I'm going to be reposting this thread in six months.

imago said:

UGH.

I can't believe I'm going to be reposting this thread in six months.

UGH.

I can't believe you're going to be reposting this thread in six months.

imago said:

UGH.

I can't believe I'm going to be reposting this thread in six months.

HUGE TURN OFF!!!!! I think I would have to stop everything!

kitbradley said:

HUGE TURN OFF!!!!! I think I would have to stop everything!

I know, I even have to stop eating food if someone farts.

KingBAD said:

i had this lil japanese girl i was with a few years back

shy was a really shy and qwiet type and tiny as fuck

but she loved to fuck, A LOT... one day we were

fuckin and she farted and without skippin a beat she say

"oo, front hole so happy back hole whistle..."

Gunsnhalen said:

Timmy84 said:

I keep hearing of some folks taking a shit during anal and that ends up with the fucker with shit on his dick.

Oh lord i'm not even going there

Let me tell you one of my nightmares came true this summer...

On july 4th me & my ex bf got crazy wasted for... the 4th

The next day i woke up & this motherfucker was shitting on my carpet , i was like uhhhh did you just shit on my carpet?

He went to the bathroom & threw up after that , i was like so grossed out & even though he offered to clean it i had to cause he couldn't stay away from the toilet every 2 seconds.

That was the ultimate ahhhh damn did this really just happen moment for me , i was giving him ''shit'' about it when we hungout the other day. And he was saying it was either shit your carpet or shit my pants

I was like.. thai boy that is the worst excuse ever

Wow, he sounds like a real keeper that someone would want to take home to meet the fam .

Was he always the type to just expel his waste on one's carpet for convenience sake, or was this a new habit? Actually, cutting right to the chase... how and where in hell do folks find these unsanitary, nasty ass people? When our dog was alive it didn't even shit on the rugs in our home, one would think that actual humans would know how to scoot themselves into a bathroom right quick when they have these issues

Ottensen said:

Gunsnhalen said:

Oh lord i'm not even going there

Let me tell you one of my nightmares came true this summer...

On july 4th me & my ex bf got crazy wasted for... the 4th

The next day i woke up & this motherfucker was shitting on my carpet , i was like uhhhh did you just shit on my carpet?

He went to the bathroom & threw up after that , i was like so grossed out & even though he offered to clean it i had to cause he couldn't stay away from the toilet every 2 seconds.

That was the ultimate ahhhh damn did this really just happen moment for me , i was giving him ''shit'' about it when we hungout the other day. And he was saying it was either shit your carpet or shit my pants

I was like.. thai boy that is the worst excuse ever

Wow, he sounds like a real keeper that someone would want to take home to meet the fam .

Was he always the type to just expel his waste on one's carpet for convenience sake, or was this a new habit? Actually, cutting right to the chase... how and where in hell do folks find these unsanitary, nasty ass people? When our dog was alive it didn't even shit on the rugs in our home, one would think that actual humans would know how to scoot themselves into a bathroom right quick when they have these issues

Word up!

If he can run to the bathroom to vomit, he could have shuffled his ass to the toilet to take a crap. His ass was just being nasty.

Well, I'd first need to have sex again.....

dJJ said:

Well, I'd first need to have sex again.....

Ottensen said:

Gunsnhalen said:

Oh lord i'm not even going there

Let me tell you one of my nightmares came true this summer...

On july 4th me & my ex bf got crazy wasted for... the 4th

The next day i woke up & this motherfucker was shitting on my carpet , i was like uhhhh did you just shit on my carpet?

He went to the bathroom & threw up after that , i was like so grossed out & even though he offered to clean it i had to cause he couldn't stay away from the toilet every 2 seconds.

That was the ultimate ahhhh damn did this really just happen moment for me , i was giving him ''shit'' about it when we hungout the other day. And he was saying it was either shit your carpet or shit my pants

I was like.. thai boy that is the worst excuse ever

Wow, he sounds like a real keeper that someone would want to take home to meet the fam .

Was he always the type to just expel his waste on one's carpet for convenience sake, or was this a new habit? Actually, cutting right to the chase... how and where in hell do folks find these unsanitary, nasty ass people? When our dog was alive it didn't even shit on the rugs in our home, one would think that actual humans would know how to scoot themselves into a bathroom right quick when they have these issues

oh my dear lord

i nominate Ottensen for Org Advice Columnist.

i did anal with chic and had po po on my stick afterwards

kidmelody2012 said:

i did anal with chic and had po po on my stick afterwards

Did you wear a condom? Or was it on your nekkid ding-ding?

[Edited 8/16/12 22:29pm]

Tittypants said:

kidmelody2012 said:

i did anal with chic and had po po on my stick afterwards

Did you wear a condom? Or was it on your nekkid ding-ding?

[Edited 8/16/12 22:29pm]

naked of course......she was pretty

kidmelody2012 said:

Tittypants said:

Did you wear a condom? Or was it on your nekkid ding-ding?

[Edited 8/16/12 22:29pm]

naked of course......she was pretty

So, because she was pretty, you didn't use a condom? Did you end up with poo-poo in your dickhead?

Tittypants said:

kidmelody2012 said:

naked of course......she was pretty

So, because she was pretty, you didn't use a condom? Did you end up with poo-poo in your dickhead?

yes i did but she licked it off!

kidmelody2012 said:

Tittypants said:

So, because she was pretty, you didn't use a condom? Did you end up with poo-poo in your dickhead?

yes i did but she licked it off!

That's some nasty stuff right there

i believe there is a gendre of porn related to farts. kind of disgusting.

^^They do.