I look forward to our Friday joke from him!

I found one to start this thread off in his honor, but feel free to add on...

Morty was in his usual place in the morning sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful actress that was about to marry a football player who was known primarily for his lack of IQ and common knowledge. He turned to his wife with a look of question on his face. "I'll never understand why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives."
His wife replied, "Why thank you, dear!"

Read more: http://www.ajokeaday.com/...z23oMCTZtM

[Edited 8/17/12 7:13am]

Where is funky?????? i was sooo looking 4ward to his joke tonight

Hope all is ok with you Funkpill and hope u like thisone.....

A Russian man is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a Genie. The man is stunned and the Genie says, "Hello master, I will grant you one wish, anything you want."

He begins thinking, "Well, I really like drinking vodka." ~ "I wish to drink vodka whenever I want,so make me piss vodka."

The Genie grants him his wish. When the man gets home he gets a glass out of the cupboard and pisses in it. He looks in the glass and it's clear. Looks like vodka. Then he smells the liquid. Smells like vodka. So he takes a taste and it is the best vodka he has ever tasted.

He yells to his wife, "Natasha, Natasha, come quickly!" She comes running down the hall and the Russian takes another glass out of the cupboard and pisses into it. He tells her to drink, it is vodka.

Natasha is reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip. It is the best vodka she has ever tasted. The two drink and party all night.

The next night the man comes home from work and tells his wife to get two glasses out of the cupboard. He proceeds to piss in the two glasses. The result is the same, the vodka is excellent and the couple drink until the sun comes up.

Finally Friday night comes and he comes home and tells his wife, "Natasha grab one glass from the cupboard and we will drink vodka."His wife gets the glass from the cupboard and sets it on the table.

The man begins to piss in the glass and when he fills it his wife asks him, "But Boris, why do we need only one glass?" Boris raises the glass and says, "Because tonight, my love, you drink from the bottle."

chocolate1 said:

I look forward to our Friday joke from him!

I found one to start this thread off in his honor, but feel free to add on...

Morty was in his usual place in the morning sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful actress that was about to marry a football player who was known primarily for his lack of IQ and common knowledge. He turned to his wife with a look of question on his face. "I'll never understand why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives."
His wife replied, "Why thank you, dear!"

Read more: http://www.ajokeaday.com/...z23oMCTZtM

[Edited 8/17/12 7:13am]

Thanks for participating!

any time

one more.... b4 i go 2 bed

The Stupidity Test - just answer true or false....

1. The clitoris is a type of flower.

2. A pubic hair is a wild rabbit.

3. Spread Eagle is an extinct bird.

4. Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack.

5. A menstrual cycle has three wheels.

6. A G-string is part of a fiddle.

7. Semen is a term for sailors.

8. Anus is a Latin term for yearly.

9. Testicles are found on an Octopus.

10. Asphalt describes rectal problems.

11. Masturbate is used to catch large fish.

12. Coitus is a musical instrument.

13. Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke.

14. An umbilical cord is part of a parachute.

15. A condom is a large apartment complex.

16. An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir.

17. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry.

18. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle.

19. An erection is when men vote.

20. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin.
True or False

i'm stuck on No. 7

nite

[Edited 8/17/12 7:35am]

I have to think of a good one to post.

I don't have a joke but stopped in to thank you guys for the giggles. Good ones!

funkpill not posting a joke is unusual... I hope he is OK.

Thanks for the post C1

I hope funkpill is okay. Missed him posting today.

ahhhhhh....

appreciate the love on heah

And the jokes

funkpill said:

ahhhhhh....

appreciate the love on heah

And the jokes

Dude! Had us worried there...

funkpill said:

ahhhhhh....

appreciate the love on heah

And the jokes

i was worried about you! signed on and no funkpill joke

I get up pretty early, and the joke is usually waiting for me...

By almost 10:00, I had to find a way to keep the tradition going.

Ha, this is a joke thread. I don't have one but the ones here are pretty funny.

chocolate1 said:

I get up pretty early, and the joke is usually waiting for me...

By almost 10:00, I had to find a way to keep the tradition going.

Nice of u to keep the jokes going

http://prince.org/msg/100/385896

Still the Champ!