"MY FIRST MEETING WITH PRINCE....AMERICAN MUSIC AWARDS
"AND THERE STOOD A YOUNG MAN, AWAITING MY SMILE, WITH A SHORT FISHING LINE AND A VERY LARGE HOOK IN HIS HAND. AFTER HE EXECUTED AND I DIGESTED HIS MOST STRANGE, INTELLECTUALLY ARTICULATIVE, POETICALLY ASTOUNDING, VERBAL QUEST FOR COMMUNICATION, I YEILDED.I CAN'T PRETEND IT WAS NO SURPRISE WHAT TOOK PLACE WITHIN THE MORE THAN MINUTE MEETING WHICH HE CLEVERY CONFISCATED AND I THOROUGHLY ENJOYED.
"CAMERAS WERE HOVERING ABOUT, HONING IN, INTERROGATING FOR IMPRESSIVE SUBJECT MATERIAL. I, SOMEWHAT CONFUSED - MUCH LIKE THE GREAT FALL OF BABYLON - FROM THE SEMI-AUTOMATIC BOMBASTIC EXPLOSIAN OF QUESTIONS ON MY RIGHT, BUT I RECALL ONLY ONE THAT MATTERED? WHO IS THE LOVELY LADY PRINCE? WAS HE REALLY SPEAKING OF ME? GRABBING TIGHT MY HAND AND YANKING ME TO HIS SIDE HE REPLIED DEFIANTLY, "THIS IS MY WIFE.".........................."--Vanity
As a balding man with higher beliefs and questionable sexuality I can totally relate to Prince on a spiritual, sexual and follicular level. His lyrics resonate with me and have inspired me to choose carefully the wife that I did, beat her when necessary, and find the perfect master and serf relationship as elucidated in Prince's work. And we both totally like candles and pillows and shit.-- Fauxie
  
I remember when I had big, beautiful, juicy brown eyes. Now, years after reading so many of your internet posts, I am left with mere shriveled little grey raisins thethered to brittle stalks which rattle sadly in my skull. -Anxiety
Dear imago:
I love your poems, I love your class
I love your tiny yellow saigon ass
I love your inches, I love your meat
I'd love to be the upholstery 'pon yr favorite seat
I love your humor, you're oh so sexy, can
I feed you flautas, hope you like mex-i-can
I love your posts, you're oh so fly
If you was crack, I'd be oh so high
Speaking of crack, I wanna spit in yours
Stir fry that wok, something something whores
I ran out of rhymes cuz I'm thinkin' bout ur love
If you was my boyfriend, we cud fuck w/o a glove
<3
--spinlight
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