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Doesn't anybody jerk off at hOme anymore? Jul 19, 4:09 AM Share EXCLUSIVE: Fred Willard Arrested for Lewd Conduct Fred Willard was arrested for lewd conduct last night in Hollywood when police allegedly caught him with his pants down in an adult movie theater ... TMZ has learned.According to law enforcement sources, LAPD undercover vice officers went into the Tiki Theater in Hollywood and found the 78-year-old "Anchorman" star watching last night's feature ... with his penis exposed and in his hand -- aka, pulling a Pee-wee Herman.We're told Willard was arrested around 8:45PM and booked for lewd conduct.It was a quick release -- we're told he was out of police custody a short while later.Willard is best known for his memorable roles in "Best in Show", "For Your Consideration", "American Wedding" and "Everybody Loves Raymond."According to IMDB, Fred is "rumored" to be in pre-production for a movie entitled ... "The Yank."It's a comedy. | |
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They took it from me
I've never understood the point of an adult movie theater if you masturbate, what's the big deal? You're looking at far lewder material on the screen | |
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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! |
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BEST.
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EVER. | |
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imago said: BEST.
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EVER. Still doesn't beat "Help I'm about to bust my co-worker in their face" | |
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Hell, I thought adult theaters ended back in the late 1980s when VCRs became affordable to most people. Andy is a four letter word. | |
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I know, I have not seen one in years! My Legacy
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The real story is, this guy is 78?!?! I guess he's looking a tad waddly
My Legacy
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What's with the big "O" in the tit......nevermind.
I think the real salvation of this story is that, at 78, he's still got "babies" to release.
Also, never sit down at an adult movie theatre. Thanks for the laughs, arguments and overall enjoyment for the last umpteen years. It's time for me to retire from Prince.org and engage in the real world...lol. Above all, I appreciated the talent Prince. You were one of a kind. | |
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eeeewwwwww | |
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me! i do | |
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I still do. But not all day.
That said, I don't get why folks even do that. And why are there still adult theaters? You have DVDs now! | |
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I just thank the lord that those undercover police were there. Can you imagine if one of the innocent, decent, hard-working porno-cinemaphiles in attendance had accidentally looked over and caught a glimpse of a man, jerking off, right there in the theatre?!?
Years of therapy... |
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He'll forever be Leon's boo on Roseanne to me.
And what an idiot. Take yo ass home. | |
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good to know they have their top guys on the case! Can't think of a better use of undercover police My Legacy
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If youre at a Adult Theatre you AINT there to jerk off. The Most Important Thing In Life Is Sincerity....Once You Can Fake That, You Can Fake Anything. |
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Maybe he wanted an audience? 
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...maybe he wanted the PUBLICITY.
By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! |
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Well damn, I saw the name Willard in the thread but I just now noticed that we're not talking about this guy.
Andy is a four letter word. | |
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Jul 20, 1:00 AM Share EXCLUSIVE: Fred Willard -- Masturbation Law Won't Stick Alleged weenie wacker Fred Willard may NOT have broken the lewd conduct law ... even if he DID masturbate in an adult movie theater. Here's the long and short of it -- In California, it's not automatically illegal to masturbate in a public place like a movie theater ... it's ONLY illegal if the act occurs within eye-shot of people who "might be offended." That's the law, folks.So how does Willard beat the rap? Allow us to make the argument.Willard's alleged act occurred in a XXX theater, notorious for showing hardcore porno films to patrons who show up to get off.There were 4 other movie-goers in the house when cops busted Willard -- 4 patrons in a dark, dank theater doing God knows what. It's a safe bet they weren't particularly offended. And if they say they were, good luck to them on cross examination.So Willard had NO REASON to believe anyone there would get their nose out of joint by a little self knob-polishing ... therefore, the lewd conduct law doesn't apply to him. NOT GUILTY.Willard's attorney, Paul Takakjian, has already gone on record, saying the 78-year-old actor "did nothing in any violation of any law" ... and he may be right. | |
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I thought the same thing!
"Oh no, not the Smucker's guy?!"
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Could you imaging the jelly jokes?
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They'll never be able to make the charges stick...
...the evidence won't stand up in court! |
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Come on! he was at a porn theater... this is a garbage charge.
and thank god it was not Willard Scott! "Keep on shilling for Big Pharm!" |
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this story really left a bad taste in my mouth...
this is going to leave a stain on his career....
it is about time he got his comeuppance...
He is in a bit of a sticky situation....
I never knew he was so handy...
[Edited 7/20/12 8:52am] "Keep on shilling for Big Pharm!" |
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So this was just research? "Keep on shilling for Big Pharm!" |
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.......and the internet. | |
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still, he is in a bit of a jam. My Legacy
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Well it is a bigger screen.... | |
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Jul 20, 3:55 PM Share BREAKING NEWS: Fred Willard Will NOT Be Prosecuted for Lewd Conduct Fred Willard will NOT be prosecuted for lewd conduct ... TMZ has learned, but there are strings attached.TMZ broke the story ... Willard was arrested Wednesday night at an adult movie theater in Hollywood. Cops claim Willard had his penis in his hand.Sources tell us ... the L.A. City Attorney is willing to drop any notion of prosecution of Fred, provided he enroll in what's called an Alternative Prosecution Program -- which is a 2-week course on obeying laws relating to the alleged offense.It's unclear if Willard will play ball. If he does, he won't be prosecuted, but if he doesn't the City Attorney can file charges. | |
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1. Take a stupid course on how to stop masturbating in public 2. Go to jail
Real hard decision hor him to make | |
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