20) What are your plans for Valentines day next month?

First!

1) As sweet as possible.

2) Glee.

3) Thirty.

4) Yes.

5) No.

6) New York.

7) None.

8) No inlaws yet!

9) Pretty cold.

10) That's this year? Oh.

11) Nah.

12) No lol.

13) None lol.

14) Probably Timmy.

15) None.

16) None.

17) Richard Dawkins.

18) Body odor.

19) Generally.

20) Nothing.

smoothcriminal12 said:

1) As sweet as possible.

2) Glee.

3) Thirty.

4) Yes.

5) No.

6) New York.

7) None.

8) No inlaws yet!

9) Pretty cold.

10) That's this year? Oh.

11) Nah.

12) No lol.

13) None lol.

14) Probably Timmy.

15) None.

16) None.

17) Richard Dawkins.

18) Body odor.

19) Generally.

20) Nothing.

Of all the times to use Quoting on the org, a questionnaire is one of them.

*didn't read this*, for reals.

I'm sorry. I answered these questions in January.

imago said:

1	)	How do you like your coffee or tea?
		Black, medium roast. In January 2011 it would have been Caramel Macchiatos only!
2	)	What popular television show that everyone else is raving about do you have no interest in?
		All of them except Mad Men! I almost got cable just for that show.
3	)	Who is the oldest virgin or suspected virgin that you personally know.
		I don't know any virgins. That sounds awful.
4	)	Should children have Internet access?
		Yeah, but only to, like, wikipedia and full history print-outs for parents.
5	)	Did you ever bully anybody?
		I can't remember: I may have blocked it out, or it's too long ago [img:$uid]http://prince.org/i/s/icon_grandpa.gif[/img:$uid]
6	)	Let's say you're at an org invasion, at a nightclub, and purplejedi walks up to you and offers you poppers and a hummer. You refuse, and both of you walk out back to look at the city scenery. What city is it likely to be?
		what haha, umm Chicago?
7	)	How many movies have you seen in a theater this year?
		Four
8	)	Your having your inlaws (or close aunt/uncle) over. What do you know you CAN NOT cook for them?
		Pasta!
9	)	What is the coldest that you've personally felt?
		Canadian winter air -45 degrees Celsius (-49 degrees Farhenheit)
10	)	Will you be watching the Olympics at all?
		Not this year.
11	)	Can you juggle?
		A couple records Probably a little rusty though
12	)	Have you ever (BE HONEST) googled Octomom to see what she was up to?
		She was the biggest story when I was in Hawaii.. sometimes Hawaii reminds me of her and.. yes.
13	)	What's the last powerballad that you've belted out while the tune was playing?
		I'm not sure what fits in that category, but "Talk To Me" by Stevie Nicks just got heavy rotation this week! http://www.youtube.com/wa...Y_fK7Tt9o0
14	)	What orgers do you interact with the most on these threads?
		I fux with all y'all!
15	)	What orgers do you interact with the most on Facebook?
		Lots of formerly orgers! Aaand HamsterHuey
16	)	What famous persons have you met?
		DJ Grandmaster Flash. Director Kevin Smith.
17	)	Who's your favorite author?
		Alex Hahn
18	)	Which is worse? bad breath or body oder?
		Body odor, my nostrils can't escape when someone with BO walks by!
19	)	Are you happy these days?

I was until I got to the bottom of this wick wacky text table and deleted the last question!

1	)	How do you like your coffee or tea? I don't drink either of them
2	)	What popular television show that everyone else is raving about do you have no interest in? There are many
3	)	Who is the oldest virgin or suspected virgin that you personally know.
4	)	Should children have Internet access? Limited
5	)	Did you ever bully anybody? No
6	)	Let's say you're at an org invasion, at a nightclub, and purplejedi walks up to you and offers you poppers and a hummer. You refuse, and both of you walk out back to look at the city scenery. What city is it likely to be?
7	)	How many movies have you seen in a theater this year? None,to damn expensive
8	)	Your having your inlaws (or close aunt/uncle) over. What do you know you CAN NOT cook for them? Nothing,they can eat anything
9	)	What is the coldest that you've personally felt? So cold my teeth chattered
10	)	Will you be watching the Olympics at all? No
11	)	Can you juggle? No
12	)	Have you ever (BE HONEST) googled Octomom to see what she was up to? LOL No
13	)	What's the last powerballad that you've belted out while the tune was playing? I don't really listen to them
14	)	What orgers do you interact with the most on these threads? No one really in particular
15	)	What orgers do you interact with the most on Facebook? None
16	)	What famous persons have you met? None
17	)	Who's your favorite author? Don't have one
18	)	Which is worse? bad breath or body oder? Both
19	)	Are you happy these days? No

20) What are your plans for Valentines day next month? Probably the same ones I had last year. None

Cinny said:

smoothcriminal12 said:

1) As sweet as possible.

2) Glee.

3) Thirty.

4) Yes.

5) No.

6) New York.

7) None.

8) No inlaws yet!

9) Pretty cold.

10) That's this year? Oh.

11) Nah.

12) No lol.

13) None lol.

14) Probably Timmy.

15) None.

16) None.

17) Richard Dawkins.

18) Body odor.

19) Generally.

20) Nothing.

Of all the times to use Quoting on the org, a questionnaire is one of them.

*didn't read this*, for reals.

When I quoted it, it turned out completely messed up.

This thread is even worse than ocean's thread.

imago said:

This thread is even worse than ocean's thread.

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imago said:

1	)	How do you like your coffee or tea?
		i've just converted to the no sugar way, both strong, milk needed with tea but optional with coffee, moccha is the best way to start the day
2	)	What popular television show that everyone else is raving about do you have no interest in?
		TOWIE and equivalent shit
3	)	Who is the oldest virgin or suspected virgin that you personally know.
		dunno
4	)	Should children have Internet access?
		yes
5	)	Did you ever bully anybody?
		one girl when i was about 7, i wasn't the ring leader though, one major regret in my life
6	)	Let's say you're at an org invasion, at a nightclub, and purplejedi walks up to you and offers you poppers and a hummer. You refuse, and both of you walk out back to look at the city scenery. What city is it likely to be?
		Sheffield
7	)	How many movies have you seen in a theater this year?
		none
8	)	Your having your inlaws (or close aunt/uncle) over. What do you know you CAN NOT cook for them?
		"anty of that foreign muck" - pasta counts as "foreign muck"
9	)	What is the coldest that you've personally felt?
		very very
10	)	Will you be watching the Olympics at all?
		no, mcdonalds are opening up their biggest restaurant in the world but you can't even say the word 'olympics' in the blood banks latest adverts for more stocks. Fucking fucked up corporate egofest
11	)	Can you juggle?
		yes
12	)	Have you ever (BE HONEST) googled Octomom to see what she was up to?
		no
13	)	What's the last powerballad that you've belted out while the tune was playing?
		Beauty & the Beast - Angela Lansbury's version - my little one's obsessed with it at the mo
14	)	What orgers do you interact with the most on these threads?
		Lisa(I know she's nasty)10
15	)	What orgers do you interact with the most on Facebook?
		Lisa(Let's play)10
16	)	What famous persons have you met?
		I once said hello to Kenneth Brannagh
17	)	Who's your favorite author?
		George Orwell
18	)	Which is worse? bad breath or body oder?
		Breath
19	)	Are you happy these days?

Gloriously

20) What are your plans for Valentines day next month?

Don't do Valentine's Day

imago said:

1	)	How do you like your coffee or tea?
		Coffee, Black w/1-2 depending on the barista
2	)	What popular television show that everyone else is raving about do you have no interest in?
		Glee
3	)	Who is the oldest virgin or suspected virgin that you personally know.
		The Pope
4	)	Should children have Internet access?
		Yes
5	)	Did you ever bully anybody?
		Yes
6	)	Let's say you're at an org invasion, at a nightclub, and purplejedi walks up to you and offers you poppers and a hummer. You refuse, and both of you walk out back to look at the city scenery. What city is it likely to be?
		Atrocity
7	)	How many movies have you seen in a theater this year?
		Only 4 but I've just been given lots of freebies.
8	)	Your having your inlaws (or close aunt/uncle) over. What do you know you CAN NOT cook for them?
		Curry
9	)	What is the coldest that you've personally felt?
		I once fell into a snow stream
10	)	Will you be watching the Olympics at all?
		No, maybe the opening or closing ceremonies, maybe.
11	)	Can you juggle?
		Be more specific.
12	)	Have you ever (BE HONEST) googled Octomom to see what she was up to?
		No
13	)	What's the last powerballad that you've belted out while the tune was playing?
		Does 'An American Trilogy' count?
14	)	What orgers do you interact with the most on these threads?
		None, but I've only recently started posting
15	)	What orgers do you interact with the most on Facebook?
		None
16	)	What famous persons have you met?
		Many
17	)	Who's your favorite author?
		John Birmingham, this week.
18	)	Which is worse? bad breath or body oder?
		Depends on the circumstance.
19	)	Are you happy these days? So-So but all in all pretty good.

20) What are your plans for Valentines day next month?

1	)	How do you like your coffee or tea? Tea with lactose free milk one sugar
2	)	What popular television show that everyone else is raving about do you have no interest in? All of them except 30 Rock
3	)	Who is the oldest virgin or suspected virgin that you personally know. My 12 year old kid possibly? Everyone else I know are sluts
4	)	Should children have Internet access? Supervised only
5	)	Did you ever bully anybody? Yup, I don't really enjoy it, but I'm not smart enough to think of better ways to get the kids to stop misbehaving when they are really testing me
6	)	Let's say you're at an org invasion, at a nightclub, and purplejedi walks up to you and offers you poppers and a hummer. You refuse, and both of you walk out back to look at the city scenery. What city is it likely to be? Hicksville
7	)	How many movies have you seen in a theater this year? I think 3
8	)	Your having your inlaws (or close aunt/uncle) over. What do you know you CAN NOT cook for them? Anything with the least smidgen of spice - they start sweating and complaining within seconds
9	)	What is the coldest that you've personally felt? So cold I hallucinated that I had snow directly on my skin
10	)	Will you be watching the Olympics at all? Not if I can avoid it somehow
11	)	Can you juggle? not balls, no
12	)	Have you ever (BE HONEST) googled Octomom to see what she was up to? Of course, I googled to see naked pix
13	)	What's the last powerballad that you've belted out while the tune was playing? I didn't even need the tune, but the dogs tail wagging against the floor sounded like the start of "Why Can't This Be Love" by Van Halen, so of course I had to sing the rest of the song to both dogs while they listened, obviously enthralled
14	)	What orgers do you interact with the most on these threads? Threads like this one? After reading some of these answers I will go out of my way to actively avoide youse!!!
15	)	What orgers do you interact with the most on Facebook? All those wusses on the Old Skool reunion thread who won't come back full-time BOOOOOOOO
16	)	What famous persons have you met? BB King, Adam Clayton, Joey Perrone, the girl that sang the Neighbours theme before the current version
17	)	Who's your favorite author? can't narrow it to one, sorry.
18	)	Which is worse? bad breath or body oder? Bad breath, especially that ciggie and black coffee for breakfast without brushing their teeth kind. Coupled with a big fat gut resting on your shoulder. That makes me nearly PUKE
19	)	Are you happy these days? for fleeting moments here and there, of course

20) What are your plans for Valentines day next month? I plan to be surprised, and after that, disappointed and bitter and unfriendly

imago said:

1	)	How do you like your coffee or tea? Coffee, creamer and stevia
2	)	What popular television show that everyone else is raving about do you have no interest in? I just watch what i like, I have no idea what others are watching
3	)	Who is the oldest virgin or suspected virgin that you personally know. A friend, the guy has all these women after him but he is too shy
4	)	Should children have Internet access? its everywhere, could we stop them from using it?
5	)	Did you ever bully anybody? never!
6	)	Let's say you're at an org invasion, at a nightclub, and purplejedi walks up to you and offers you poppers and a hummer. You refuse, and both of you walk out back to look at the city scenery. What city is it likely to be? LA
7	)	How many movies have you seen in a theater this year? 1
8	)	Your having your inlaws (or close aunt/uncle) over. What do you know you CAN NOT cook for them? I'd rather have people cook for me
9	)	What is the coldest that you've personally felt? Last night, I could not get away from the AC
10	)	Will you be watching the Olympics at all? probably
11	)	Can you juggle? i've tried
12	)	Have you ever (BE HONEST) googled Octomom to see what she was up to? yes, I work across a corthouse, just wanted to see why she was there
13	)	What's the last powerballad that you've belted out while the tune was playing? spanish song "ya te olvide"
14	)	What orgers do you interact with the most on these threads? there's a few
15	)	What orgers do you interact with the most on Facebook? no orgers, no family or friends just follow a few zumba instructors
16	)	What famous persons have you met? Prince, Mario Lopez
17	)	Who's your favorite author? I may have one in a few months
18	)	Which is worse? bad breath or body oder? they are both bad
19	)	Are you happy these days? yes

20) What are your plans for Valentines day next month?

I stopped having plans for this day a long time ago!

[Edited 7/2/12 9:17am]

JANUARY 2011 QUESTIONNAIRE (sorry, I'm a bit late)

run and hide until the weird is over

[Edited 7/3/12 16:11pm]

20) What are your plans for Valentines day next month?

I didn't have any.

RicoN said:

14	)	What orgers do you interact with the most on these threads?
		Lisa(I know she's nasty)10
15	)	What orgers do you interact with the most on Facebook?
		Lisa(Let's play)10

That's that Prince song, right? I haven't ever listeded to it all the way through.

I know.....and I call myself a Prince fan.

imago said:

1	)	How do you like your coffee or tea? 1/3 caffeinated, strong, with half & half and a small spoonful of sugar
2	)	What popular television show that everyone else is raving about do you have no interest in? Glee. I get why people like it, but I want to punch it.
3	)	Who is the oldest virgin or suspected virgin that you personally know. 42, but she may have lost it!
4	)	Should children have Internet access? prolly not without close supervision
5	)	Did you ever bully anybody? maybe? But I imagine they deserved it or they'd have been born tougher. C'mon, right?
6	)	Let's say you're at an org invasion, at a nightclub, and purplejedi walks up to you and offers you poppers and a hummer. You refuse, and both of you walk out back to look at the city scenery. What city is it likely to be? Oakland. I ain't traveling for you fuckers
7	)	How many movies have you seen in a theater this year? zero! I think I saw one last year!
8	)	Your having your inlaws (or close aunt/uncle) over. What do you know you CAN NOT cook for them? I can cook whatever. They're both dead.
9	)	What is the coldest that you've personally felt? Hella cold!!
10	)	Will you be watching the Olympics at all? If I can. I love the olympics
11	)	Can you juggle? yes, in twosies and threes
12	)	Have you ever (BE HONEST) googled Octomom to see what she was up to? no, but I watched that thing you posted and found it very arousing
13	)	What's the last powerballad that you've belted out while the tune was playing? Can't Live by Harry Nilsson
14	)	What orgers do you interact with the most on these threads? Doesn't matter, I really am only here to amuse myself
15	)	What orgers do you interact with the most on Facebook? see above
16	)	What famous persons have you met? Dook
17	)	Who's your favorite author? God. He wrote that big black book about people talking to plants and the nude couple who fucked it all up, basically inventing Glee and condoms
18	)	Which is worse? bad breath or body oder? breath, and lately everyone's is foul!!!
19	)	Are you happy these days? highly questionable

20) What are your plans for Valentines day next month? this does not warrant response

[Edited 7/3/12 13:12pm]

imago said:

1	)	How do you like your coffee or tea?
		Coffee - cream and Equal. Tea - usually unsweetened
2	)	What popular television show that everyone else is raving about do you have no interest in?
		Pretty much all of them. I watch very little TV.
3	)	Who is the oldest virgin or suspected virgin that you personally know.
		You.
4	)	Should children have Internet access?
		Monitored access.
5	)	Did you ever bully anybody?
		Nope.
6	)	Let's say you're at an org invasion, at a nightclub, and purplejedi walks up to you and offers you poppers and a hummer. You refuse, and both of you walk out back to look at the city scenery. What city is it likely to be?
		Suffragette City.
7	)	How many movies have you seen in a theater this year?
		Maybe one or two. I do want to see Honest Abe kill some vampires.
8	)	Your having your inlaws (or close aunt/uncle) over. What do you know you CAN NOT cook for them?
		Junk food.
9	)	What is the coldest that you've personally felt?
		Probably during some ski run where I was under-clothed.
10	)	Will you be watching the Olympics at all?
		Off and on. I'll watch the soccer, for sure.
11	)	Can you juggle?
		No, but I have a juggling set in my closet. I guess someone wanted me to learn.
12	)	Have you ever (BE HONEST) googled Octomom to see what she was up to?
		NO, and I have NOT looked at her trailer.
13	)	What's the last powerballad that you've belted out while the tune was playing?
		"Live Like You Were Dying" which is a COUNTRY power ballad by Tim McGraw
14	)	What orgers do you interact with the most on these threads?
		Any and all of them.
15	)	What orgers do you interact with the most on Facebook?
		Actually, probably YOU.
16	)	What famous persons have you met?
		Too many to mention.
17	)	Who's your favorite author?
		Louis Freaking L'Amour!
18	)	Which is worse? bad breath or body oder?
		They both tie for first place.
19	)	Are you happy these days? Yes!

20) What are your plans for Valentines day next month? N/A, it's already passed

imago said:

1	)	How do you like your coffee or tea?
		Don't drink coffee. Will very rarely have tea (unless it's decaff or iced) and, then, with lots of sugar.
2	)	What popular television show that everyone else is raving about do you have no interest in?
		Just about all of 'em. I like reality TV and comedy. That's about it.
3	)	Who is the oldest virgin or suspected virgin that you personally know.
		No idea.
4	)	Should children have Internet access?
		Yes, as long as it's strictly supervised.
5	)	Did you ever bully anybody?
		I don't think so. But I can remember doing at least one, bully-like, shitty thing.
6	)	Let's say you're at an org invasion, at a nightclub, and purplejedi walks up to you and offers you poppers and a hummer. You refuse, and both of you walk out back to look at the city scenery. What city is it likely to be?
		It would have to be Toronto, 'cause I have no plans to leave the city ever again.
7	)	How many movies have you seen in a theater this year?
		Two: The Dictator and Take This Waltz. Up next: To Rome with Love.
8	)	Your having your inlaws (or close aunt/uncle) over. What do you know you CAN NOT cook for them?
		Don't know and I don't cook anyway, so the point is moot!
9	)	What is the coldest that you've personally felt?
		Whatever the lowest temp. has been in Toronto in my lifetime.
10	)	Will you be watching the Olympics at all?
		No.
11	)	Can you juggle?
		No.
12	)	Have you ever (BE HONEST) googled Octomom to see what she was up to?
		No. But, unfortunately, I hear about it on The Howard Stern Show.
13	)	What's the last powerballad that you've belted out while the tune was playing?
		Can't remember.
14	)	What orgers do you interact with the most on these threads?
		imago!
15	)	What orgers do you interact with the most on Facebook?
		n/a
16	)	What famous persons have you met?
		Too many to list here. Some of my favorites: Tom Waits; Chrissie Hynde.
17)		Who's your favorite author? Fran Lebowitz.
18	)	Which is worse? bad breath or body oder?
		The former.
19	)	Are you happy these days?

Yes.

20) What are your plans for Valentines day next month?

Lisa10 said:

RicoN said:

That's that Prince song, right? I haven't ever listeded to it all the way through.

I know.....and I call myself a Prince fan.

omg, that's probably my favorite outtake!! Nevermind, if Prince had written a song with my name in the title... I have to pretend:

Ahhh Cinny C

(What'sitgonnabe)

I'llll pay the fee

Lisa10 said:

RicoN said:

That's that Prince song, right? I haven't ever listeded to it all the way through.

I know.....and I call myself a Prince fan.

it's a Prince song? I didn't know... I just know you're nasty!

(it's fhunky as fhuck! - it's getting played at my wedding disco... my bride to be is called Lisa too... the DJ doesn't know yet)

Cinny said:

Lisa10 said:

That's that Prince song, right? I haven't ever listeded to it all the way through.

I know.....and I call myself a Prince fan.

omg, that's probably my favorite outtake!! Nevermind, if Prince had written a song with my name in the title... I have to pretend:

Ahhh Cinny C

(What'sitgonnabe)

I'llll pay the fee

I lurve that song.

RicoN said:

Lisa10 said:

That's that Prince song, right? I haven't ever listeded to it all the way through.

I know.....and I call myself a Prince fan.

it's a Prince song? I didn't know... I just know you're nasty!

(it's fhunky as fhuck! - it's getting played at my wedding disco... my bride to be is called Lisa too... the DJ doesn't know yet)

When's the big day? Set a date yet?

You know what.. In regards to question #20, damned if I can even remember what happened Valentine's Day 2011.

Lisa10 said:

RicoN said:

Lisa10 said:

When's the big day? Set a date yet?

August bank holiday weekend....as in next month!

Oh, wow!

So it'll be nice if the sun gets it's arse into gear by then...... I'll do a little sundance for you.

1. How do you like your coffee or tea?
I don't drink coffee or tea, but if I did, I'd probably like 'em in a cup or somethin'.

2. What popular television show that everyone else is raving about do you have no interest in?
All of dem. I spend most of my leisure time watching onion booty porn on the internet (a disproportionately large amount of it is free, you see.....). That gives me almost no time left over to watch anything else, including television. Besides, very little of what I've seen on TV has ever really made me cum.

3. Who is the oldest virgin or suspected virgin that you personally know.
The Virgin Mary.
I once saw her on a piece of Kentucky Fried chicken.
Then I ate it (her).

4. Should children have Internet access?
No, not really.
There's too much porn on there that's so easily accessible (BTW, did you know that a whole bunch of it is free?)

5. Did you ever bully anybody?
Does my penis count?. Because there have been certain times while I was watching the internet porn that I beat it pretty aggressively.

6. Let's say you're at an org invasion, at a nightclub, and purplejedi walks up to you and offers you poppers and a hummer. You refuse, and both of you walk out back to look at the city scenery. What city is it likely to be?

What kind of hippy lovin' bullshit is this?

7. How many movies have you seen in a theater this year?
None.
All the movies I watch are on the internet.
And they're all free.
And they're all pornographic (y'know.... featuring naked ladies with big giant tits, badonkadonk butts & what-not).

8. Your having your inlaws (or close aunt/uncle) over. What do you know you CAN NOT cook for them?
Salads.
Because you're not supposed to cook salads.

9. What is the coldest that you've personally felt?
Well, one time, when I was masturbating to the ol' internet porn, I noticed that my hand was only beating off a length of about an inch or two. Because that's how cold it was that night.

10. Will you be watching the Olympics at all?
Well, if you read my response (which I highly doubt you did) to question #2, you'll know that my answer is "No". However, in the spirit of the games, I will be watching porn featuring people doing acts that would require Olympic level skills & athleticism.

11. Can you juggle?
Yes, balls. But only if they're my own.

12. Have you ever (BE HONEST) googled Octomom to see what she was up to?
Not yet, I haven't. However, at the time of this questionnaire, I have googled a JanuaMom.

Though, I must admit that there is a strong possibility that what you mean by google and what I mean by google are two different things.

13. What's the last powerballad that you've belted out while the tune was playing?
I can't remember, but I do remember belting out a cellist while the tune was still playing.

14. What orgers do you interact with the most on these threads?
Do any of the female orgers on this site "perform" on any of those big booty porn sites? Because if they do, then I'd have to say that I "interact" with 'em "from afar",
as they say.

15. What orgers do you interact with the most on Facebook?
I'll be honest with y'all (and I truly believe that I've been on this site long enough that I can be truly honest with all y'all.... )
I tried masturbating to Facebook. But, truth be told, I get turned on more by the internet porn.

16. What famous persons have you met?
I ran into ex-moderator Anxiety at a comic book convention once.

17. Who's your favorite author?
Dudley Moore.
Russell Brand sucked.

18. Which is worse? bad breath or body oder?
Body oder. Because it's spelled wrong.

19. Are you happy these days?
When you say "these days", do you mean back in January or now?

20. What are your plans Valentines day next month?
Probably I'll just pick up a hooker & see if she has any Valentine's Day specials. Actually, come to think of it, since this questionnaire is so late, I might have to ask her if she has any Independence Day specials instead.