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Thread started 09/09/11 9:19am

Genesia

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Treachery of the Gays: A Tale of Two (Former) Hags

An actual conversation - and a cautionary tale.

Former Hag 1: Don't get me started on how annoying it was that Laura enabled his childishness instead of telling him to grow the eff up.

Former Hag 2: She's an idiot. Clearly she hasn't figured out that he'll throw her under the bus the moment he needs to save his own butt and she's in the way.

Former Hag 1: But...but...he's her gaaaaaayyyyyyyyy!

Former Hag 2: Clearly she's never had one before or she'd know that she should run away quickly.

Former Hag 1: Right?! I should have my sister call her and tell her about the time she was out drinkin' with her gays in Mexico, rolled her ankle off a curb, and couldn't get any of them to go to the emergency room with her because it would cut into their cocktailing.

Former Hag 2: Now that's seriously wrong. Way worse than me slicing open my finger and J taking a picture of how white my face was before getting me a Band-Aid which he didn't find anyway and instead brought me a tampon to tape to my finger.

We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves.
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Reply #1 posted 09/09/11 9:41am

imago

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Reply #2 posted 09/09/11 9:50am

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We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves.
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Reply #3 posted 09/09/11 9:51am

imago

oh my god

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Reply #4 posted 09/09/11 10:01am

Genesia

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imago said:

oh my god

falloff

Don't you love it? It's got crackpipes and sewing... It's like Pretty In Pink - but if the dress looked good. mushy

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Reply #5 posted 09/09/11 10:24am

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Reply #6 posted 09/09/11 10:46am

Genesia

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We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves.
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Reply #7 posted 09/09/11 11:25am

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the voice over was too cute

I am eternally grateful for people who understand *clears throat, each other...lol

because i remember, when a few of those were true enemies......yes, doll, i am magic....brick ...sorta...smile

[Edited 9/9/11 14:50pm]

THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]

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Reply #8 posted 09/09/11 12:00pm

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Genesia said:

Classic falloff

2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740
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Reply #9 posted 09/09/11 12:06pm

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Reply #10 posted 09/09/11 2:50pm

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...err, uhhhm.....no.....no costume, no nothing...lol

THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]

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Reply #11 posted 09/09/11 4:47pm

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Genesia said:

falloff I just saw this yesterday!! I was gonna post it, but I'm glad you did.

"Nice try ho"

"That's how you do it bitch"

These lines made me FALL OUT lol

I graduated bitches!!! 12-19-09 woot! dancing jig
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Reply #12 posted 09/09/11 4:51pm

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PurpleRighteous1 said:

Genesia said:

falloff I just saw this yesterday!! I was gonna post it, but I'm glad you did.

"Nice try ho"

"That's how you do it bitch"

These lines made me FALL OUT lol

IT'S MY FAVORITE!!! It's got crackpipes and sewing... It's like Pretty In Pink - but if the dress looked good.

Hate that green dress bitch...

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Reply #13 posted 09/09/11 4:54pm

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This is so true. Cant trust your Gay to much ladies.

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Reply #14 posted 09/09/11 5:06pm

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Public display of orgasm should be outlawed !

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Reply #15 posted 09/09/11 5:41pm

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I must take issue with the characterization of gay men in the OP.

While my own lifestyle somewhat curbs my ability to adminster the large-scale care and upkeep of hags, I do retain a small flock with my wife's blessing -- and I attend to it with the utmost care! Just last night, I allowed my date with a decadent bubblebath; a smooth, plummy Malbec; and a Michael Fassbender DVD at tubside to be postponed for two full hours while I administered emergency international he-pissed-me-off-again, all-straight-men-are-dogs bawl phone therapy for one of my girls back in Cleveland.

That is going above and beyond the call of duty. You just don't find that sort of coverage anywhere these days! hmph!

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Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ
πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν
τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.”
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Reply #16 posted 09/09/11 5:46pm

Genesia

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Lammastide said:

I must take issue with the characterization of gay men in the OP.

While my own lifestyle somewhat curbs my ability to adminster the large-scale care and upkeep of hags, I do retain a small flock with my wife's blessing -- and I attend to it with the utmost care! Just last night, I allowed my date with a decadent bubblebath; a smooth, plummy Malbec; and a Michael Fassbender DVD at tubside to be postponed for two full hours while I administered emergency international he-pissed-me-off-again, all-straight-men-are-dogs phone therapy.

That is going above and beyond the call of duty. You just don't find that sort of coverage anywhere these days! hmph!


Plus, I'm stealing this -->

So you have definitely gone above and beyond. lol

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Reply #17 posted 09/09/11 9:11pm

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yall reallythink ya hot shyt dont cha....lol

THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]

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Reply #18 posted 09/10/11 6:40am

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myfavorite said:

yall reallythink ya hot shyt dont cha....lol

~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~
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Reply #19 posted 09/10/11 8:08am

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myfavorite said:

yall reallythink ya hot shyt dont cha....lol

Just having fun here. smile

Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ
πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν
τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.”
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Reply #20 posted 09/10/11 10:45am

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man me n busta used to RIDE....lol

and just to add in on the conversation, laura wasnt grown her damn self...dat bish aint no nuthin bout payin bills n shyt!!!...lol

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THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]

**....Someti
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