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Anybody ever had a gerbil up their ass?
I had a friend once who used to be an ambulance driver. He told me that one time he had to go pick some guy up who had a gerbil stuck up his ass. Apparently, he was some sort of pervert that would have another guy stick a gerbil up his ass and hold his tail so he could pull it out once he got off. He just loooooooved the way those little feet felt, just a'pitter patterin', and a'pitter patterin' up inside his ass. Well, the other guy was holding his tail and it slipped through his fingers and damn thing went all the way up his ass and suffocated and died. Andy is a four letter word. | |
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WTF..................not the gerbil thing oh no:hamster: .......no body reply yes..................... Dave Is Nuttier Than A Can Of Planters Peanuts...(Ottensen) | |
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couldn't he just poop it out? | |
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That damn gerbil probably had his ass stopped up. Talk about constipation! Maybe they should have plunged his ass out. Andy is a four letter word. | |
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Did he try an enema first at least? or some laxatives! | |
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That's the funniest thread title, and most disgusting story I've ever read here. He wasn't arrested for animal torture and murder? I personally don't think people should be able to get away with murdering animals by shoving them up their asses for pleasure.. | |
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there are worse stories here currently just on page one! | |
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Yeah, I just found one. Perhaps disgusting wasn't the right word... it's more shocking and gross. I know people rape and murder, but I wasn't aware people actually shoved animals up their asses... I've seen it in TV shows, but I've never heard of someone really doing it. | |
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people do loads of gross things, the internet is full of it | |
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I heard that's what Prince was busy doing when they were recording "We are the World" | |
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DO NOT ask RenHoek about the revenge video I sent him for showing me 1 guy 1 jar however long ago that was.
DO NOT. | |
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Shoving a gerbil up Richard Gere's ass?? | |
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I would never | |
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And when you don't. Don't be eating salami. | |
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I have no idea what happened to the guy. I was too busy laughing at the story to even ask. He probably told the police it was an accident and didn't intend to murder it. I mean, the other guy was supposed to be holding the tail and it slipped through his fingers. Andy is a four letter word. | |
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Andy is a four letter word. | |
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That ambulance driver used to tell me some hilarious stories. He said one time these two guys were fucking and the top guy's dick swelled up inside the bottom guys ass and got stuck. They had to wheel both of them on a strecher butt naked with a sheet over them through the Emergency Room waiting room. Could you just imagine the look on some soccer mom's face waiting for her child that got hurt? Andy is a four letter word. | |
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johnart said:
And when you don't. Don't be eating salami. I won't ask you about it either. surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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As a former police evidence tech and a current x-ray tech, I've seen my share of things that people would really rather I not see. I'm firmly planted in denial | |
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I googled the Richard Gere story a few months back when I posted something (innocent) about my gerbils on facebook and to people who know about the gerbil/bum saga it sounded a little rude.
The thing is, if you pull a gerbil by the tail, it will fall off - it's a survival thing. So even worse than having a dead gerbil up your arse is having a dead gerbil with blood pouring out of it | |
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Are you sure that the "guy who had a gerbil stuck up his ass" doesn't go by the prince.org name of "vainandy"? الحيوان النادلة ((((|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|)))) ...AND THAT'S THE WAY THE "TITTY" MILKS IT!
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anyway
the story is gross, but it doesn't surprise me...humans do such things... there are many girls that do dogs, right?
humans... | |
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Those are the veiled words of someone seriously contemplating trying it, am i wrong?? | |
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bloody hell
[Edited 7/7/11 4:25am] | |
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"Are We There Yet?"..... "Love is like peeing in your pants, everyone sees it but only you feel its warmth" | |
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Gross isn't it! | |
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OMG i did that once to a friends gerbil I was trying to catch it and had no idea its tail would come off! Freaked me THE HELL OUT!!!! ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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