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Thread started 07/07/11 9:59pm

funkpill

A Husband And His Wife Were Sound Asleep

When suddenly the phone rang.

The husband picked up the phone and said, "Hello? How the heck do I know?
What do I look like, a weatherman?" He then slammed the phone down and settled into bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife.

"I don't know. It was some guy who wanted to know if the coast was clear confused

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Reply #1 posted 07/07/11 10:08pm

apples1999

umm Funny nutty

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Reply #2 posted 07/08/11 3:21am

chocolate1

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lol

Have a great Friday! biggrin


"Love Hurts.
Your lies, they cut me.
Now your words don't mean a thing.
I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..."

-Cher, "Woman's World"
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Reply #3 posted 07/08/11 3:53am

XxAxX

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lol

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Reply #4 posted 07/08/11 3:57am

PunkMistress

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lol

It's what you make it.
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Reply #5 posted 07/08/11 4:05am

JoeTyler

lol !

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Reply #6 posted 07/08/11 4:50am

wildgoldenhone
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I got one to share!!!

An MIT linguistics professor was lecturing his class the other day. “In English,” he said, “a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn’t a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative.”
A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.”

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Reply #7 posted 07/08/11 6:29am

PurpleJedi

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lol

By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!
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Reply #8 posted 07/08/11 7:47am

MetalMonkey

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Deep within a forest, a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort, he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again, while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts. Finally, the female bird turned to her mate. "Dear," she chirped, "I think it's time to tell him he's adopted."

Give what U can, all U can stand, and all of your life will be made!

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Reply #9 posted 07/08/11 8:33am

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funkpill said:

When suddenly the phone rang.

The husband picked up the phone and said, "Hello? How the heck do I know?
What do I look like, a weatherman?" He then slammed the phone down and settled into bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife.

"I don't know. It was some guy who wanted to know if the coast was clear confused

lol

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Reply #10 posted 07/08/11 11:04am

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falloff

sun 'why y'all trying to say goodbye? I didn't go anywhere, I'm right here, im all around you,always..' sun

in a line from my dream, I heard a voice and saw a silhouette in a chair..
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Reply #11 posted 07/08/11 12:26pm

Timmy84

lol

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Reply #12 posted 07/08/11 2:53pm

KidaDynamite

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Aww that poor dude is clueless. falloff
surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years...
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Reply #13 posted 07/08/11 3:09pm

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That was funny....clapping

Dave Is Nuttier Than A Can Of Planters Peanuts...(Ottensen)
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Reply #14 posted 07/08/11 3:11pm

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Man goes 2 a doctor!!!!....doctor eye cant stop sleeping with young black girls.........no best not:-(

Dave Is Nuttier Than A Can Of Planters Peanuts...(Ottensen)
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Reply #15 posted 07/08/11 3:26pm

Nothinbutjoy

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Happy Friday Funkhoney! lol
I'm firmly planted in denial
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Reply #16 posted 07/09/11 12:55am

eleven

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lol

Funny!!!!

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Reply #17 posted 07/12/11 1:53pm

paintedlady

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lol

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Reply #18 posted 07/12/11 3:08pm

ThrillUorKillU

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Maybe I just dont get it but why would the guy say that to the husband instead of the wife?

"Don't make me chase u, even doves have pride.."
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Reply #19 posted 07/12/11 4:34pm

KidaDynamite

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ThrillUorKillU said:

Maybe I just dont get it but why would the guy say that to the husband instead of the wife?



Because he thought the husband was the wife.
surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years...
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Reply #20 posted 07/12/11 6:18pm

ThrillUorKillU

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KidaDynamite said:

ThrillUorKillU said:

Maybe I just dont get it but why would the guy say that to the husband instead of the wife?

Because he thought the husband was the wife.

Yeah but why? Does the husband have a woman sounding voice? Idk nevermind, im analyzing this joke too much lol

"Don't make me chase u, even doves have pride.."
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Reply #21 posted 07/12/11 9:15pm

KidaDynamite

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ThrillUorKillU said:



KidaDynamite said:


ThrillUorKillU said:

Maybe I just dont get it but why would the guy say that to the husband instead of the wife?



Because he thought the husband was the wife.

Yeah but why? Does the husband have a woman sounding voice? Idk nevermind, im analyzing this joke too much lol



:falloff:
surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years...
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