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LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – This would have made an interesting episode of "The Brady Bunch."

Florence Henderson, the actress who played perky mom Carol Brady in the beloved family sitcom, says she once got crabs after a one-night-stand with career politician John Lindsay, who was the mayor of New York City at the time.

Henderson, now 77, recounts in her upcoming memoir that she was cheating on her husband during the 1960s, and gave in to her better judgment when her married and unattractive friend put the moves on her over drinks at the Beverly Hills Hotel.

"I was lonely. I knew it wasn't the right thing to do. So, what did I do? I did it," she writes in "Life is Not a Stage," set for publication in September.

Henderson went home later that night, and awoke to a grisly surprise the next day as she saw "little black things" crawling over her bed and body.

An urgent call to a doctor took care of the problem, known medically as pubic lice, and Lindsay sent her flowers and a note of apology.

"Guess I learned the hard way that crabs do not discriminate but cross over all socioeconomic strata," Henderson writes. "He must have had quite the active life. What a way to put the kibosh on a relationship."

Lindsay, who died in 2000, was mayor of New York from 1966 to 1973. Before that, he was a U.S. congressman. He launched a brief bid for the Democratic presidential nomination in 1972. His wife of 51 years died in 2004.

Henderson is probably best known for her work on "The Brady Bunch," a comedy about a blended family that ran between 1969 and 1974 and remains popular worldwide.

But the book devotes only a chapter to that part of her life, and she shoots down the oft-told story that she had an off-screen affair with Barry Williams, who played her eldest teen-aged stepson, Greg Brady.

"Barry did have a serious crush on me, which I understood and helped him get past," Henderson writes. "Let us just say that if he had entertained a roll in the hay with me, I would never have done it."

The two, separated in age by 20 years, remain good friends to this day, she adds.

For the most part, the book focuses on Henderson's childhood in an abusive home, her struggles with papal edicts about birth control, her Broadway stardom, and her second marriage to her therapist. Co-written with Joel Brokaw, it will be published by Hachette's Center Street imprint on September 20.

Oh yuck!!! Lol!!

That is just not a headline you expect to read.

OhmyDAMN, Mrs. Brady!

This is exactly what happens when human beings are not neatly trimmed or clean shaved. They have massive public hair that builds up sweat and odor, which becomes a perfect place for crabs & lices!

I would like to go ahead and say this is the thread title of the year.

imago said:

I would like to go ahead and say this is the thread title of the year.

I second that motion!

HatrinaHaterwitz said:

imago said:

I would like to go ahead and say this is the thread title of the year.

I second that motion!

OMG, didn't you send me a link once to that Genesis video that had a Prince puppet in it?

imago said:

I would like to go ahead and say this is the thread title of the year.

TonyVanDam said:

This is exactly what happens when human beings are not neatly trimmed or clean shaved. They have massive public hair that builds up sweat and odor, which becomes a perfect place for crabs & lices!

C'mon, Tony. This doesn't happen from going untrimmed. It happens from physical indiscretions.

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Not sure why we needed to know this?? Some people will do anything to make a buck.

Empress said:

Not sure why we needed to know this?? Some people will do anything to make a buck.

Yeah...T.M.I.

Mom always says don't play ball in the house.

Sing with me Brady children:

"Here's a story of a woman named Florence

Who was attracted to a mayor she thought was fab

They had 15 minutes of sex with no pleasure

The next day she found he gave her crabs..."

Timmy84 said:

Sing with me Brady children:

"Here's a story of a woman named Florence

Who was attracted to a mayor she thought was fab

They had 15 minutes of sex with no pleasure

The next day she found he gave her crabs..."

TonyVanDam said:

This is exactly what happens when human beings are not neatly trimmed or clean shaved. They have massive public hair that builds up sweat and odor, which becomes a perfect place for crabs & lices!

Andy would disagree with you.

It was only a matter of time. She was always kinda of a whore anyway. So she was bound to catch something.

Timmy84 said:

Sing with me Brady children:

"Here's a story of a woman named Florence

Who was attracted to a mayor she thought was fab

They had 15 minutes of sex with no pleasure

The next day she found he gave her crabs..."

Lammastide said:

TonyVanDam said:

This is exactly what happens when human beings are not neatly trimmed or clean shaved. They have massive public hair that builds up sweat and odor, which becomes a perfect place for crabs & lices!

C'mon, Tony. This doesn't happen from going untrimmed. It happens from physical indiscretions.

[Edited 6/27/11 9:18am]

TonyVanDam said:

This is exactly what happens when human beings are not neatly trimmed or clean shaved. They have massive public hair that builds up sweat and odor, which becomes a perfect place for crabs & lices!

I SINCERELY disagree with you. I'm a hairy-pussies lover, and with a hairy vulva, it's actually easier to see whether or not your partner is clean. If he's dirty, you'll smell it, you'll see it (weird hair colord, sticky hair... )... And a "clean shaved pussy" as they call it, catches mycosis and other diseases easier too...

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Timmy84 said:

TonyVanDam said:

This is exactly what happens when human beings are not neatly trimmed or clean shaved. They have massive public hair that builds up sweat and odor, which becomes a perfect place for crabs & lices!

Andy would disagree with you.

Of course he would disagree. Vainandy likes his boyfriends as hairy as Sasquatch!

FrenchGuy said:

TonyVanDam said:

This is exactly what happens when human beings are not neatly trimmed or clean shaved. They have massive public hair that builds up sweat and odor, which becomes a perfect place for crabs & lices!

I SINCERELY disagree with you. I'm a hairy-pussies lover, and it's actually easier to see whether or not your partner is clean. If he's dirty, you'll smell it, you'll see it (weird hair colord, sticky hair... )... And a "clean shaved pussy" as they call it, catches mycosis and other diseases easier too...

Okay, ickey-poo (as Garfield would say). Just reading that is disgusting!!

Genesia said:

Mom always says don't play ball in the house.

Mom always says don't play with dirty balls in the house.

wow.. my mom's uncle was one of his lawyers while he was mayor.. we have pix of them from some event of his that she went to as a teen.. Next time I come across them, I'ma be like "Hey, Ma! Guess what!! "

.. About 10 yrs ago, I worked at a company that filmed some stuff with her.. My friend & former boss (the owner) is quite gorgeous.. and about 20-25 yrs her junior.

When the project was done, she wrote him this long thank you note. I don't recall her exact wording (it was flirty), but I do recall that when I read it, I looked at him and said "Ooh! Mrs.Brady has a crush on you! LoL" He just laughed and smiled..

Ole slut!

was this on the Deadliest Catch then.....???? just asking.....

FrenchGuy said:

TonyVanDam said:

This is exactly what happens when human beings are not neatly trimmed or clean shaved. They have massive public hair that builds up sweat and odor, which becomes a perfect place for crabs & lices!

I SINCERELY disagree with you. I'm a hairy-pussies lover, and it's actually easier to see whether or not your partner is clean. If he's dirty, you'll smell it, you'll see it (weird hair colord, sticky hair... )... And a "clean shaved pussy" as they call it, catches mycosis and other diseases easier too...

Okay, I found out about Phimosis now there is a Mycocsis...what the fuck?!?!

I'm never fucking.

damn,did she really have to talk about this in her book? I guess her life story was kinda boring so she decided to include some a few "shocking" details?...LOL

I bet all them Brady Bunches had crabs at one time or another.