Graycap23 said:

uPtoWnNY said:

Nah man, that's the "good stuff". When you do it right, you'll have a woman climbing the walls, believe me.

Lol...........there are more effective ways 2 do that.

Like what??

Those that don't like it probably are the ones that can't do it right! Am I right, Mr. Gray? Do it right, and like Uptown said, she WILL be climbing the walls...more than she would for a LOT of other things.

alexnvrmnd777 said:

HotGritz said:

And people wonder why they catch stuff.

Your mouth/tonge does not belong on anybody's ass hole.

If somebody farted or shat on your food would you still eat it?

Get some morals people. They're free.

That's a bad analogy. If someone peed on your food, would you still eat it? And I'm sure you enjoy oral sex too, right? Same diff. Just another hole to massage with the tongue.

u dont waste pee on food!!!! thats whats my bodies 4!!!

davetherave6767 said:

ThrillUorKillU said:

This is not a diss, but you must not be getting ANY if you say that. The feeling is totally different. I'd rather cum from the way of a pussy then my own hand anyday.

No bs eye get plenty but relationships & the stress that comes with them 2me r a turn off!!u can lose ue mojo with a woman but never with porn!porn never lets me down/upsets me/argues with me/provokes me/depresses me/porn is never jealous.do u see???

Yeah, but most of that harsh reality of being in a relationships stuff just seems to melt away once you're inside that warm wetness...

ThrillUorKillU said:

davetherave6767 said:

No bs eye get plenty but relationships & the stress that comes with them 2me r a turn off!!u can lose ue mojo with a woman but never with porn!porn never lets me down/upsets me/argues with me/provokes me/depresses me/porn is never jealous.do u see???

Yeah, but most of that harsh reality of being in a relationships stuff just seems to melt away once you're inside that warm wetness...

Eye no!! im thinking im damaged goods!!!

davetherave6767 said:

ThrillUorKillU said:

Yeah, but most of that harsh reality of being in a relationships stuff just seems to melt away once you're inside that warm wetness...

Eye no!! im thinking im damaged goods!!!

alexnvrmnd777 said:

HotGritz said:

And people wonder why they catch stuff.

Your mouth/tonge does not belong on anybody's ass hole.

If somebody farted or shat on your food would you still eat it?

Get some morals people. They're free.

That's a bad analogy. If someone peed on your food, would you still eat it? And I'm sure you enjoy oral sex too, right? Same diff. Just another hole to massage with the tongue.

Not a bad analogy at all. The asshole is a passageway for waste product aka shit and to put your tongue in there (without even a barrier) is unclean and potentially quite dangerous to your health. Now the difference with the penis (albeit a small difference) is that the bodily fluid/waste material aka piss coming through that little hole does not contain pathogens like shit , blood and semen. for the most part, piss is generally sterile compared to other bodily fluids. Also, that little hole is too tiny for your tongue to go into unless you've abused said hole and we won't go there.

Yes, I enjoy receiving oral sex but let's continue to keep it real; the vagina is self cleaning and generally more hygenic than one's mouth.

Now with barriers in full use at all times and people excreting prior to douching and bathing....feel free to knock yourself out. However, if you do like ole Jowii.....you deserve what ya get no matter how sore, smelly, stingy or visually unpleasant.

HotGritz said:

alexnvrmnd777 said:

That's a bad analogy. If someone peed on your food, would you still eat it? And I'm sure you enjoy oral sex too, right? Same diff. Just another hole to massage with the tongue.

Not a bad analogy at all. The asshole is a passageway for waste product aka shit and to put your tongue in there (without even a barrier) is unclean and potentially quite dangerous to your health. Now the difference with the penis (albeit a small difference) is that the bodily fluid/waste material aka piss coming through that little hole does not contain pathogens like shit , blood and semen. for the most part, piss is generally sterile compared to other bodily fluids. Also, that little hole is too tiny for your tongue to go into unless you've abused said hole and we won't go there.

Yes, I enjoy receiving oral sex but let's continue to keep it real; the vagina is self cleaning and generally more hygenic than one's mouth.

Now with barriers in full use at all times and people excreting prior to douching and bathing....feel free to knock yourself out. However, if you do like ole Jowii.....you deserve what ya get no matter how sore, smelly, stingy or visually unpleasant.

You DO have a way with words.

alexnvrmnd777 said:

HotGritz said:

Not a bad analogy at all. The asshole is a passageway for waste product aka shit and to put your tongue in there (without even a barrier) is unclean and potentially quite dangerous to your health. Now the difference with the penis (albeit a small difference) is that the bodily fluid/waste material aka piss coming through that little hole does not contain pathogens like shit , blood and semen. for the most part, piss is generally sterile compared to other bodily fluids. Also, that little hole is too tiny for your tongue to go into unless you've abused said hole and we won't go there.

Yes, I enjoy receiving oral sex but let's continue to keep it real; the vagina is self cleaning and generally more hygenic than one's mouth.

Now with barriers in full use at all times and people excreting prior to douching and bathing....feel free to knock yourself out. However, if you do like ole Jowii.....you deserve what ya get no matter how sore, smelly, stingy or visually unpleasant.

You DO have a way with words.

ThrillUorKillU said:

davetherave6767 said:

Eye aggree with u the whole body contact thing is great but whats it all 4??? the climax right!the end result is 2 come!!!eye dont need a woman 4 that thats all im saying!

This is not a diss, but you must not be getting ANY if you say that. The feeling is totally different. I'd rather cum from the way of a pussy then my own hand anyday.

Their hand seems to be better than mine

JowiiCoco said:

Graycap23 said:

The mouth and genitals were NOT meant 2 meet.

Well since you're so open minded, what's the verdict on the twins I was with kissing each other and even eating each other's pussy?

In the words of that kid from "The 40 Year Old Virgin".....

Dude. Teach me.

*books flight to Amsterdam*

Shit, I'll risk whatever the fuck you caught. TWINS yo. Got-muthafuckin-dayum.

Militant said:

JowiiCoco said:

Well since you're so open minded, what's the verdict on the twins I was with kissing each other and even eating each other's pussy?

In the words of that kid from "The 40 Year Old Virgin".....

Dude. Teach me.

*books flight to Amsterdam*

Shit, I'll risk whatever the fuck you caught. TWINS yo. Got-muthafuckin-dayum.

The funny thing is they're usually tourists, like these twins, who go crazy when in Amsterdam. About a year and a hald ago I was at a bar with my friend and we met an American couple. Nice people, we were talking and drinking, just having a good time. Anyway, the woman had done coke way before she got married and wanted to do some more. No problem. Then she tells me I should persuade her husband to do some too because whenever they had an argument he would throw that in her face, so I took care of that too.

Now at the end of the night they invite us back to their room to party some more. Now these were n't trashy people. They had 6 kids, dude was vice president of some company making 200K a year. This was their first time on vacation together in years and since they were in Amsterdam they figured they'd do things they normally wouldn't. Shit like that happens all the time over there. People go there for like a week and just go crazy, sex, drugs, anything goes. This was their first night in town. Clearly they didn't want to waste any time.

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JowiiCoco said:

Militant said:

In the words of that kid from "The 40 Year Old Virgin".....

Dude. Teach me.

*books flight to Amsterdam*

Shit, I'll risk whatever the fuck you caught. TWINS yo. Got-muthafuckin-dayum.

The funny thing is they're usually tourists, like these twins, who go crazy when in Amsterdam. About a year and a hald ago I was at a bar with my friend and we met an American couple. Nice people, we were talking and drinking, just having a good time. Anyway, the woman had done coke way before she got married and wanted to do some more. No problem. Then she tells me I should persuade her husband to do some too because whenever they had an argument he would throw that in her face, so I took care of that too.

Now at the end of the night they invite us back to their room to party some more. Now these were n't trashy people. They had 6 kids, dude was vice president of some company making 200K a year. This was their first time on vacation together in years and since they were in Amsterdam they figured they'd do things they normally wouldn't. Shit like that happens all the time over there. People go there for like a week and just go crazy, sex, drugs, anything goes. This was their first night in town. Clearly they didn't want to waste any time.

[Edited 5/31/11 17:43pm]

It's something about Amsterdam that must attract that kind of behaviour. I noticed a similar scenario in Vegas. I "lived" there, so to speak, in the sense that my partner at the time lived there so I spent a lot of time there not as a tourist. Ie, living in an apartment, doing everyday menial things, the actual experience of living somewhere as opposed to being a tourist somewhere. That's when you see the true side of how a place is, the things you won't see as a tourist staying in a hotel.

I need to go to Amsterdam pronto... lol.

I wanna go to Amsterdam!

Militant said:

JowiiCoco said:

The funny thing is they're usually tourists, like these twins, who go crazy when in Amsterdam. About a year and a hald ago I was at a bar with my friend and we met an American couple. Nice people, we were talking and drinking, just having a good time. Anyway, the woman had done coke way before she got married and wanted to do some more. No problem. Then she tells me I should persuade her husband to do some too because whenever they had an argument he would throw that in her face, so I took care of that too.

Now at the end of the night they invite us back to their room to party some more. Now these were n't trashy people. They had 6 kids, dude was vice president of some company making 200K a year. This was their first time on vacation together in years and since they were in Amsterdam they figured they'd do things they normally wouldn't. Shit like that happens all the time over there. People go there for like a week and just go crazy, sex, drugs, anything goes. This was their first night in town. Clearly they didn't want to waste any time.

[Edited 5/31/11 17:43pm]

It's something about Amsterdam that must attract that kind of behaviour. I noticed a similar scenario in Vegas. I "lived" there, so to speak, in the sense that my partner at the time lived there so I spent a lot of time there not as a tourist. Ie, living in an apartment, doing everyday menial things, the actual experience of living somewhere as opposed to being a tourist somewhere. That's when you see the true side of how a place is, the things you won't see as a tourist staying in a hotel.

I need to go to Amsterdam pronto... lol.

I'd be willing to bet that this American couple in Amsterdam are right wing tea party Republicans who go around preaching family values back here in the States. Bunch of hypocrites.

But back to the whole ass thing. I've had a finger stroke my anus and it's quite pleasurable. But I'd be reticent about someone putting their lips or tongue around my asshole because I'd never feel I'd be clean enough for anyone to go down there. Just because some porno slut can take two dicks plowing in her ass at the same time and deep throat them afterward doesn't mean every girl should do this. (In fact, no one should.) I never particularly found the whole anal-to-oral stuff titillating.

DoffieParker said:

Does he make u want 2 bounce bounce??

davetherave6767 said:

DoffieParker said:

Does he make u want 2 bounce bounce??

yep, bounce like an ounce

Militant said:

JowiiCoco said:

The funny thing is they're usually tourists, like these twins, who go crazy when in Amsterdam. About a year and a hald ago I was at a bar with my friend and we met an American couple. Nice people, we were talking and drinking, just having a good time. Anyway, the woman had done coke way before she got married and wanted to do some more. No problem. Then she tells me I should persuade her husband to do some too because whenever they had an argument he would throw that in her face, so I took care of that too.

Now at the end of the night they invite us back to their room to party some more. Now these were n't trashy people. They had 6 kids, dude was vice president of some company making 200K a year. This was their first time on vacation together in years and since they were in Amsterdam they figured they'd do things they normally wouldn't. Shit like that happens all the time over there. People go there for like a week and just go crazy, sex, drugs, anything goes. This was their first night in town. Clearly they didn't want to waste any time.

[Edited 5/31/11 17:43pm]

It's something about Amsterdam that must attract that kind of behaviour. I noticed a similar scenario in Vegas. I "lived" there, so to speak, in the sense that my partner at the time lived there so I spent a lot of time there not as a tourist. Ie, living in an apartment, doing everyday menial things, the actual experience of living somewhere as opposed to being a tourist somewhere. That's when you see the true side of how a place is, the things you won't see as a tourist staying in a hotel.

I need to go to Amsterdam pronto... lol.

Fuck Amsterdam. Hell, if you want some freaky shit, just go to certain clubs in NYC.

uPtoWnNY said:

Militant said:

It's something about Amsterdam that must attract that kind of behaviour. I noticed a similar scenario in Vegas. I "lived" there, so to speak, in the sense that my partner at the time lived there so I spent a lot of time there not as a tourist. Ie, living in an apartment, doing everyday menial things, the actual experience of living somewhere as opposed to being a tourist somewhere. That's when you see the true side of how a place is, the things you won't see as a tourist staying in a hotel.

I need to go to Amsterdam pronto... lol.

Fuck Amsterdam. Hell, if you want some freaky shit, just go to certain clubs in NYC.

Hey...Don't just say that if you never been there. And I was born there.

Graycap23 said:

Mouth = food, drinks, brushing teeth, talking, singing, smiling, frowning, breathing sometimes and kissing.(a lip stick 4 women)

NOTHING else.

THANK. YOU.

I will never understand how a person can put his/her mouth on somebody's genitals, even if cleaned. Every time I see threads like this in here and read these types of posts, I'm always like:

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To the starter of this thread: You've got pathogens in your throat now 'cause you were in direct oral contact with two different waste disposal systems. So there's really no need to ponder about why you're suddenly not feeling well.

most mouths are probably dirtier than most pussys

NDRU said:

most mouths are probably dirtier than most pussys

And most people's hands are dirtier than a ready to get fucked ass.

JustErin said:

NDRU said:

most mouths are probably dirtier than most pussys

And most people's hands are dirtier than a ready to get fucked ass.

hell, yeah, mine are covered in shit right now!

NDRU said:

JustErin said:

And most people's hands are dirtier than a ready to get fucked ass.

hell, yeah, mine are covered in shit right now!

Well, you'd be surpised how much fecal matter you pick up by touching everyday things others have touched.

JustErin said:

NDRU said:

hell, yeah, mine are covered in shit right now!

Well, you'd be surpised how much fecal matter you pick up by touching everyday things others have touched.

I was just being silly, but I agree

NDRU said:

JustErin said:

Well, you'd be surpised how much fecal matter you pick up by touching everyday things others have touched.

I was just being silly, but I agree

I know you were.

JustErin said:

NDRU said:

hell, yeah, mine are covered in shit right now!

Well, you'd be surpised how much fecal matter you pick up by touching everyday things others have touched.

like money, it's REALLY dirty - don't shove money in your ass! You'll get a dirty ass

JowiiCoco said:

KidaDynamite said:

*le sigh*

Be nice!

Yeah, that made me throw up a little.