imago said:

mods, would you please make this a sticky.

Get it? Sticky?.... get it? ..... That's comedy, folks.

This is the type of thread I would like to see as a sticky. This thread has great potential for becoming an all time memorable one. I will do my bumping best whenever I can!!!!

Graycap23 said:

Shorty said:

so...you don't like blowjobs?

The mouth and genitals were NOT meant 2 meet.

Neither did the hand and the genitals, and still I bet you wanked at least a couple of times in your life (thinking about someone sucking your cock!).

Shorty said:

Graycap23 said:

The mouth and genitals were NOT meant 2 meet.

wow! I think you might be one of the only men on the planet who doesn't like blowjobs.

interesting.

I know a guy who doesn't want his wife to give him a bj because he think it's degrading to her.

JowiiCoco said:

Shorty said:

wow! I think you might be one of the only men on the planet who doesn't like blowjobs.

interesting.

I know a guy who doesn't want his wife to give him a bj because he think it's degrading to her.

Tell him to just leave out the "yeah, suck that dick, you filthy whore!" stuff and it will be a whole different story!

Your mouth is actually one of the dirtiest parts of the human body.

We unknowingly get exposed to all kinds of bacteria and viruses by

breathing, eating, kissing, etc.

It is possible that if you kissed the poor girl on the mouth - you have

the potential to be exposed to more than when you kissed her

down there.

The sore throat might just be your bodies immune system kicking in

to help fight whatever exposure you had and could go away on its own.

But only a doctor will be able to tell if there is something going

on that needs to be treated with medicine.

FYI...it takes a couple weeks after exposure for your body to

show positive test results for Herpes. Of course could show up

after a couple days or never show up at all.

Good luck and take care of yourself!

Graycap23 said:

Shorty said:

so...you don't like blowjobs?

The mouth and genitals were NOT meant 2 meet.

Well since you're so open minded, what's the verdict on the twins I was with kissing each other and even eating each other's pussy?

JowiiCoco said:

Shorty said:

wow! I think you might be one of the only men on the planet who doesn't like blowjobs.

interesting.

I know a guy who doesn't want his wife to give him a bj because he think it's degrading to her.

I think I heard Donnie Osmond on the stern show say that same thing. ...but coming from donnie osmond I guess I wasn't surprised. ok, so grey, donnie osmond, and that guy you know. that makes 3 in the WHOLE world. LOL

Dave1992 said:

JowiiCoco said:

I know a guy who doesn't want his wife to give him a bj because he think it's degrading to her.

Tell him to just leave out the "yeah, suck that dick, you filthy whore!" stuff and it will be a whole different story!

what fun would that be?

JowiiCoco said:

Graycap23 said:

The mouth and genitals were NOT meant 2 meet.

Well since you're so open minded, what's the verdict on the twins I was with kissing each other and even eating each other's pussy?

Twins having sex with each other? What kinda people you're meeting up with?

NMuzakNSoul said:

JowiiCoco said:

Well since you're so open minded, what's the verdict on the twins I was with kissing each other and even eating each other's pussy?

Twins having sex with each other? What kinda people you're meeting up with?

Yes sir, that is correct. American chicks in Amsterdam. I'll blame it on Amsterdam. Always some crazy shit going on over there.

JowiiCoco said:

I mean like 2 days later. Anyone ever had the same after eating pussy and ass? Probably got herpes on my fuckin' tonsils now. Got flu-like symptoms.

I'm sorry but....

JowiiCoco said:

NMuzakNSoul said:

Twins having sex with each other? What kinda people you're meeting up with?

Yes sir, that is correct. American chicks in Amsterdam. I'll blame it on Amsterdam. Always some crazy shit going on over there.

I need to go there 30 min drive...lol

JowiiCoco said:

NMuzakNSoul said:

Twins having sex with each other? What kinda people you're meeting up with?

Yes sir, that is correct. American chicks in Amsterdam. I'll blame it on Amsterdam. Always some crazy shit going on over there.

I'm thinking this should have been your first clue.

sweething said:

JowiiCoco said:

Yes sir, that is correct. American chicks in Amsterdam. I'll blame it on Amsterdam. Always some crazy shit going on over there.

I'm thinking this should have been your first clue.

Well actually if her pussy is good enough for her sister to eat, then you'd think it would be safe, right?

JowiiCoco said:

Graycap23 said:

The mouth and genitals were NOT meant 2 meet.

Well since you're so open minded, what's the verdict on the twins I was with kissing each other and even eating each other's pussy?

Lol..........

JowiiCoco said:

sweething said:

I'm thinking this should have been your first clue.

Well actually if her pussy is good enough for her sister to eat, then you'd think it would be safe, right?

Oh my, typical guy I kind of understand your thought processs but, no dude...its more like, if they're blood relatives (sisters in this case--twinz, you get no closer than that!) and they've made a conscious decisions to "get with each other" (most likely no the first time) it kind of implies their judgement is a little skewed. This is soooo funny! You made this up, right?

JowiiCoco said:

I mean like 2 days later. Anyone ever had the same after eating pussy and ass? Probably got herpes on my fuckin' tonsils now. Got flu-like symptoms.

u should have known the minute she let u lick her arse.. !!! she sounds like she would suck your dinklee after anal type of girl

arse mouth arse mouth kitty arse mouth ..

go & get it swabbed!!

sweething said:

JowiiCoco said:

Well actually if her pussy is good enough for her sister to eat, then you'd think it would be safe, right?

Oh my, typical guy I kind of understand your thought processs but, no dude...its more like, if they're blood relatives (sisters in this case--twinz, you get no closer than that!) and they've made a conscious decisions to "get with each other" (most likely no the first time) it kind of implies their judgement is a little skewed. This is soooo funny! You made this up, right?

Hell no, he didn't!

DoffieParker said:

JowiiCoco said:

I mean like 2 days later. Anyone ever had the same after eating pussy and ass? Probably got herpes on my fuckin' tonsils now. Got flu-like symptoms.

u should have known the minute she let u lick her arse.. !!! she sounds like she would suck your dinklee after anal type of girl

arse mouth arse mouth kitty arse mouth ..

go & get it swabbed!!

Ewwwwww. Get thee to a pharmacy!

Aint enough meds in the world....

Jowiii - in 2 more days your throat will swell to the size of a fuji apple and your breath will reek of the most malodorous stench smelt this side of the pacific. Your teeth will rot and you will have a burning sensation in your left nostril. Your skin will take on the color of rotten strawberries and the texture of sandpaper. You will itch something awful and I'm most certain your dick will try and fall off.

But cheer up hon, all these symptoms should pass in another week or so. It's not like you have to go out of the house anyway.

sweething said:

DoffieParker said:

u should have known the minute she let u lick her arse.. !!! she sounds like she would suck your dinklee after anal type of girl

arse mouth arse mouth kitty arse mouth ..

go & get it swabbed!!

Ewwwwww. Get thee to a pharmacy!

it's gonna be an expenisive prescription!!

sweething said:

Well maybe twins are so close it's more like eating their own pussy? I mean, every guy has tried to suck his own dick at one point, so...

And no, I did not make this up.

DoffieParker said:

If they were the type to do ass-to-mouth, then I'm really sad it didn't happen and they went back to Cali.

HotGritz said:

Aint enough meds in the world....

Jowiii - in 2 more days your throat will swell to the size of a fuji apple and your breath will reek of the most malodorous stench smelt this side of the pacific. Your teeth will rot and you will have a burning sensation in your left nostril. Your skin will take on the color of rotten strawberries and the texture of sandpaper. You will itch something awful and I'm most certain your dick will try and fall off.

But cheer up hon, all these symptoms should pass in another week or so. It's not like you have to go out of the house anyway.

That's the textbook version; but of course there's that mutant strain going around. leaving a discoloration around the point of entry.

JowiiCoco said:

sweething said:

Oh my, typical guy I kind of understand your thought processs but, no dude...its more like, if they're blood relatives (sisters in this case--twinz, you get no closer than that!) and they've made a conscious decisions to "get with each other" (most likely no the first time) it kind of implies their judgement is a little skewed. This is soooo funny! You made this up, right?

Well maybe twins are so close it's more like eating their own pussy? I mean, every guy has tried to suck his own dick at one point, so... And no, I did not make this up.

the key words here..."his own". i'm sorry for you; its really not funny if its true but you have to admit its kind of crazy. How did you get yourself into this mess?

JowiiCoco said:

DoffieParker said:

u should have known the minute she let u lick her arse.. !!! she sounds like she would suck your dinklee after anal type of girl

arse mouth arse mouth kitty arse mouth ..

go & get it swabbed!!

If they were the type to do ass-to-mouth, then I'm really sad it didn't happen and they went back to Cali.

u got much more than that 2 be sad about jowiicocoo!!! u got shit particles in your mouth

BobGeorge909 said:

physco185 said:

u 8 ass!!!!!

wtf!!!!

been there, done that...i'll do it again. Only fresh out da shower tho...fo real.

Same here!!! Long as its washed and clean, I'm on it!

DoffieParker said:

JowiiCoco said:

DoffieParker said: If they were the type to do ass-to-mouth, then I'm really sad it didn't happen and they went back to Cali.

u got much more than that 2 be sad about jowiicocoo!!! u got shit particles in your mouth

That's where the terms "yuck mouth" and "dookey breath" come from. Oh and that's why yer breath stinky stank stunk.

Graycap23 said:

The mouth and genitals were NOT meant 2 meet.

uPtoWnNY said:

Graycap23 said:

The mouth and genitals were NOT meant 2 meet.

N A S T Y