sextonseven said:

Cerebus said:

^^ I haven't asked a woman that since I was like, seventeen. I don't want to know how many peni have been all up in her vajayjay. Only thing that matters is whether or not mine is going there.

I would like to know however if her number is ZERO.

Why?

jaimestarr79 said:

JustErin said:

Not this woman!

What's your number?

18 or 19. I'd have to think about it.

Cerebus said:

sextonseven said:

Close. She's a conflicted Catholic lesbian. No sex for her. Ever. Not even an orgasm.

OooooOOOoooo. I'm not touchin' that one.

And she's the cutest thing too. Tiny Irish girl with a basketball booty. We've gone to burlesque shows together. That's probably the sexiest thing she's ever done.

sextonseven said:

Cerebus said:

OooooOOOoooo. I'm not touchin' that one.

And she's the cutest thing too. Tiny Irish girl with a basketball booty. We've gone to burlesque shows together. That's probably the sexiest thing she's ever done.

Mm mm mm. Conflicted Irish Catholic. All bad. Is she a redhead, though? I might put more effort into that.

JustErin said:

jaimestarr79 said:

What's your number?

18 or 19. I'd have to think about it.

Really????

JustErin said:

sextonseven said:

I would like to know however if her number is ZERO.

Why?

Because she might have huge expectations if it goes that far between the two of us. Plus I'll know what to expect or what not to expect from her in bed.

jaimestarr79 said:

JustErin said:

18 or 19. I'd have to think about it.

Really????

Um...yes.

sextonseven said:

JustErin said:

Why?

Because she might have huge expectations if it goes that far between the two of us. Plus I'll know what to expect or what not to expect from her in bed.

Makes sense.

Cerebus said:

sextonseven said:

And she's the cutest thing too. Tiny Irish girl with a basketball booty. We've gone to burlesque shows together. That's probably the sexiest thing she's ever done.

Mm mm mm. Conflicted Irish Catholic. All bad. Is she a redhead, though? I might put more effort into that.

Haha, no she's a brunette. Thankfully she doesn't read the org.

JustErin said:

jaimestarr79 said:

What's your number?

18 or 19. I'd have to think about it.

but your real number is probably 13, you just make up shit for your image

NDRU said:

JustErin said:

18 or 19. I'd have to think about it.

but your real number is probably 13, you just make up shit for your image

What image? A slutty one? Is that number even considered slutty?

JustErin said:

NDRU said:

but your real number is probably 13, you just make up shit for your image

What image? A slutty one? Is that number even considered slutty?

I believe it was "tough girl?"

Other 13's would lie to seem more innocent, you lie to seem more "I don't give a fuck"

NDRU said:

JustErin said:

What image? A slutty one? Is that number even considered slutty?

I believe it was "tough girl?"

Other 13's would lie to seem more innocent, you lie to seem more "I don't give a fuck"

Yes, she does. That's why her number is so high.

sextonseven said:

NDRU said:

I believe it was "tough girl?"

Other 13's would lie to seem more innocent, you lie to seem more "I don't give a fuck"

Yes, she does. That's why her number is so high.

haha!

But in the more figurative sense, everyone whose image is "I don't give a fuck" actually does give a fuck, that is why they work so hard to let everyone know that they don't.

NDRU said:

sextonseven said:

Yes, she does. That's why her number is so high.

haha!

But in the more figurative sense, everyone whose image is "I don't give a fuck" actually does give a fuck, that is why they work so hard to let everyone know that they don't.

Who's on first?

For the record, I don't think 18 or 19 is a high number. Some folks sleep with that many people (or more) on a yearly basis. Some folks have only slept with a handful. Everybody is comfortable with something different in regards to this subject. Like, some guys will play it up like they want a dirty, nasty girl, but then completely freak out when they get the answer to this question. I just don't think it matters at all if you're being safe about it.

sextonseven said:

NDRU said:

haha!

But in the more figurative sense, everyone whose image is "I don't give a fuck" actually does give a fuck, that is why they work so hard to let everyone know that they don't.

Who's on first?

It's like punkers who try to be all about anarchy & I don't give a fuck, so they adopt a strict style of dress and carefully spike their mowhawks a foot in the air. They obviously do give a fuck.

In Erin's case, she has only slept with 13 men (trust me), but raises her number so that she may appear all "I have slept with more than 13, I don't give a fuck what you think!!"

But the lie says she cares

i thought she was daft to assume we care about her love life, but apparently the reaction proves we do. i myself am guilty...

Thirteen to thirteen hundred. I wouldn't care how many men a woman fucked, if she was a willing participant her body and her personal business. Maybe it wasn't such a bright idea to send the Powerpoint presentation to her friends via the net, now everyone seems to be discussing her business.

NDRU said:

sextonseven said:

Who's on first?

It's like punkers who try to be all about anarchy & I don't give a fuck, so they adopt a strict style of dress and carefully spike their mowhawks a foot in the air. They obviously do give a fuck.

In Erin's case, she has only slept with 13 men (trust me), but raises her number so that she may appear all "I have slept with more than 13, I don't give a fuck what you think!!"

But the lie says she cares

Ah, once you put it in punk terms, I understood. I'd understand a lot of things easier if they were prersented to me in subculture analogies.

I was gonna post about this

sextonseven said:

NDRU said:

It's like punkers who try to be all about anarchy & I don't give a fuck, so they adopt a strict style of dress and carefully spike their mowhawks a foot in the air. They obviously do give a fuck.

In Erin's case, she has only slept with 13 men (trust me), but raises her number so that she may appear all "I have slept with more than 13, I don't give a fuck what you think!!"

But the lie says she cares

Ah, once you put it in punk terms, I understood. I'd understand a lot of things easier if they were prersented to me in subculture analogies.

phew! I thought I might have to shift more toward a "hot cult female rocker" analogy

NDRU said:

sextonseven said:

Ah, once you put it in punk terms, I understood. I'd understand a lot of things easier if they were prersented to me in subculture analogies.

phew! I thought I might have to shift more toward a "hot cult female rocker" analogy

If it involves lesbian groupie sex, you might as well go right ahead!

Here's the link to the "list", for whoever was asking for it.

http://jezebel.com/565211...al-gallery

NDRU said:

JustErin said:

What image? A slutty one? Is that number even considered slutty?

I believe it was "tough girl?"

Other 13's would lie to seem more innocent, you lie to seem more "I don't give a fuck"

I don't lie.

Cerebus said:

For the record, I don't think 18 or 19 is a high number. Some folks sleep with that many people (or more) on a yearly basis. Some folks have only slept with a handful. Everybody is comfortable with something different in regards to this subject. Like, some guys will play it up like they want a dirty, nasty girl, but then completely freak out when they get the answer to this question. I just don't think it matters at all if you're being safe about it.

I thought I was the average, until people started post numbers on the org.

Most guys I know have banged 30-40+, so I thought I wasn't that bad at all.

NDRU said:

sextonseven said:

Who's on first?

It's like punkers who try to be all about anarchy & I don't give a fuck, so they adopt a strict style of dress and carefully spike their mowhawks a foot in the air. They obviously do give a fuck.

In Erin's case, she has only slept with 13 men (trust me), but raises her number so that she may appear all "I have slept with more than 13, I don't give a fuck what you think!!"

But the lie says she cares

JustErin said:

Cerebus said:

For the record, I don't think 18 or 19 is a high number. Some folks sleep with that many people (or more) on a yearly basis. Some folks have only slept with a handful. Everybody is comfortable with something different in regards to this subject. Like, some guys will play it up like they want a dirty, nasty girl, but then completely freak out when they get the answer to this question. I just don't think it matters at all if you're being safe about it.

I thought I was the average, until people started post numbers on the org.

Most guys I know have banged 30-40+, so I thought I wasn't that bad at all.

I don't think that many women have even been friendly to me much less been potential sex partners. There's something wrong with me obviously.

JustErin said:

Cerebus said:

For the record, I don't think 18 or 19 is a high number. Some folks sleep with that many people (or more) on a yearly basis. Some folks have only slept with a handful. Everybody is comfortable with something different in regards to this subject. Like, some guys will play it up like they want a dirty, nasty girl, but then completely freak out when they get the answer to this question. I just don't think it matters at all if you're being safe about it.

I thought I was the average, until people started post numbers on the org.

Most guys I know have banged 30-40+, so I thought I wasn't that bad at all.

That you know of, or that's what they tell you? Isn't there some rule about how many you're supposed to subtract from whatever number a guy tells you?

sextonseven said:

JustErin said:

I thought I was the average, until people started post numbers on the org.

Most guys I know have banged 30-40+, so I thought I wasn't that bad at all.

I don't think that many women have even been friendly to me much less been potential sex partners. There's something wrong with me obviously.

You clearly need to stop hanging out with so many conflicted Irish Catholic lesbians.