"There once was an orger named Retina
who loves the ladies but claims beauty is inna.
His tongue praises and shocks
I want to smell his socks
and bake him a non-rhyming pizza.
There once was an orger Swedish
after some Canadian time, he became Japanesish
He'll have to eat sushi and sleep with his bunny
You may call him sweet, you may call him funny
I know he's neither from Palestina nor Jewish."
-MarieLouise
"Me and my friend were just sitting there
when real soon I came to be bettin' her
that hot guy we saw
who walked in the door
was the orger who calls himself retina
There once was an orger called Peter
who liked this burlesque chick called Dita
when she does her dance
if he had the chance
I bet he would love just to meet her"
- ZombieKitten
"Retina is the kind of fellow
who's always nice and mellow
I can't further expand
Oh yes! He's from a land
whose flag is blue and yellow"
- Pandurito |
