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Pornstar Breaks His Penis During Porn Shoot http://news.avn.com/articles/Prince-Yahshua-on-the-Mend-After-Set-Mishap-410312.html
My favorite quote. I nearly died laughing:
Yahshua said that his faith has helped him through this trying time along with his girlfriend by his side, Aryana Starr.
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oh.my.god. | |
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Caviar? honestly?
I'd rather break my own dick than fuck a woman named Caviar
How is it you feel? | |
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Not surprising he broke it! | |
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Pussy Pumpers 8, starring "Fish Eggs!" | |
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I would be GATDAMNED if I ever had a big ass dude's tims on my back. These chirren here, these chirren right here. [Edited 9/7/10 15:30pm] | |
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If this shit isn't a PSA against doing porn, I just don't know. Talk about fear factor.
While on set for West Coast Productions performing with new female talent Bethany Benz, Yahshua sustained a torn urethra and ripped an aligning wall in his pelvis—what’s commonly referred to as a “broken dick.” How can one break a dick, you ask? Well, Yahshua sustained the injury while in the reverse cowgirl position. He was thrusting upwards while Benz was coming down; his penis popped out of her vagina and hit up against her thigh or pubic bone and “snapped.” | |
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Why does he have on boots? | |
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This makes it even funnier. | |
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So his feet don't get dirty when he steps on her head in the next position. | |
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I wonder what kind of physical therapy he’ll receive…a blow job or hand job? | |
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heal well, little penis....heal well.
eta: I wonder if he can collect worker's comp?
[Edited 9/7/10 15:55pm] | |
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"We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world." | |
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That's the only thing you see wrong with this picture? | |
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"And in other news, Cerebus had no idea you could actually 'BREAK' your penis." | |
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"Ahh yeah baby. Yeah, move it like that. ...splpht! AAHHH! FUCK! I think I broke my penis!"
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You know what? Maybe I'm getting to be an old bitch but sex is not worth all that effort. What part of that is sexy? | |
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[snip - mars23] LOVE ♪♫♪♫ ♣¤═══¤۩۞۩ஜ۩ஜ۩۞۩¤═══¤♣ | |
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The decor is also lacking. What's with the lone butterfly? | |
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REVERSE COWGIRL POSITION
[snip - mars23] LOVE ♪♫♪♫ ♣¤═══¤۩۞۩ஜ۩ஜ۩۞۩¤═══¤♣ | |
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LOL! Whenever I see stuff like this I always wonder if these folks have any real bedroom skills. Prince, in you I found a kindred spirit...Rest In Paradise. | |
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I broke your heart You broke my penis | |
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"Whitney was purely and simply one of a kind." ~ Clive Davis | |
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btw...Why all the snips? looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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I just love how he mentions God, Despite what he's doing isn't exactly Christain-like. I guess maybe he gave him the gift to fuck mad bitches. | |
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