DesireeNevermind said:

SCNDLS said:

If this shit isn't a PSA against doing porn, I just don't know. Talk about fear factor.

While on set for West Coast Productions performing with new female talent Bethany Benz, Yahshua sustained a torn urethra and ripped an aligning wall in his pelvis—what’s commonly referred to as a “broken dick.”

How can one break a dick, you ask?

Well, Yahshua sustained the injury while in the reverse cowgirl position. He was thrusting upwards while Benz was coming down; his penis popped out of her vagina and hit up against her thigh or pubic bone and “snapped.”

Vagina smagina....they were ass fucking and that big ole badonkadonk broke his lil slim jim. He got what he deserved. As for her...meh....aint no nucca gonna wanna fuck with her now that she is officially known as the "Dick Breaker".

Check baby check baby one two three four
Check baby check baby one two three
Check baby check baby one two
Check baby check baby one

It's called the dick breaker, the beats is like sweeter than candy
I'm feelin manly and your shaker's comin in handy
Slide em across from New York down by your Virginia
Ticklin you around Delware before I enter
Turn to affliction from face hips to feet
A snap crackle pop can make the dick incomplete

Identity said:

She appeared hesitant to go through with the scenes, as if she was having second thoughts about her new career path.

Yep. Some people dig that - it's a total turn-off for me.

I wonder if they put his dick in a tournaquet.

I wonder if they had to ice his dick first.

I wonder if that porn chick is proud of herself.

DesireeNevermind said:

I wonder if they put his dick in a tournaquet.

I wonder if they had to ice his dick first.

I wonder if that porn chick is proud of herself.

I would be. Her shit MUST be bad if she can snap a dick the hell off. Matter fact, I'ma try it this weekend.

DesireeNevermind said:

Check baby check baby one two three four
Check baby check baby one two three
Check baby check baby one two
Check baby check baby one

It's called the dick breaker, the beats is like sweeter than candy
I'm feelin manly and your shaker's comin in handy
Slide em across from New York down by your Virginia
Ticklin you around Delware before I enter
Turn to affliction from face hips to feet
A snap crackle pop can make the dick incomplete

noimageatall said:

SCNDLS said:

Stop the rain, Jesus!!!

I swear...Desi is craaaazy!

There is a 'broken penis' website with artwork.

http://www.the-bent-penis...penis.html

Tips & Info...

Causes

You'll usually know, without question, if you have broken your penis.

A broken penis hurts as soon as you break it. It hurts A LOT!

It is almost ALWAYS the result of intense sexual activity that went wrong.

You had an accident.

Most commonly you were having intense sex. Either you missed the vagina

or your partner was on top, came down hard, and your penis didn't go in her vagina.

You can also break it in your sleep. But, that is supremely rare and not likely. Or when masturbating. But that's RARE also.

There's no shame in getting a broken penis. Accidents happen.

So, see a doctor immediately. Don't be afraid to tell him what just happened.

You're not the only one it's ever happened to.

Symptoms

It's not real difficult to figure out if you really have a broken penis.

Symptoms include:

• Sudden intense pain after bending your erection

• Purple/blue discoloration in your penis and often in the surrounding areas

• A sudden unnatural bend in your shaft

• Blood coming out of the tip

• Unusual swelling

god help me i know it is wrong to laugh, but ...

SCNDLS said:

DesireeNevermind said:

I wonder if they put his dick in a tournaquet.

I wonder if they had to ice his dick first.

I wonder if that porn chick is proud of herself.

I would be. Her shit MUST be bad if she can snap a dick the hell off. Matter fact, I'ma try it this weekend.

A sudden unnatural bend in your shaft

SCNDLS said:

DesireeNevermind said:

I wonder if they put his dick in a tournaquet.

I wonder if they had to ice his dick first.

I wonder if that porn chick is proud of herself.

I would be. Her shit MUST be bad if she can snap a dick the hell off. Matter fact, I'ma try it this weekend.

Gurl I told you we Kismet N shit. I got plans to try this shit on my next vacation. I just gotta come up with an alternate ID so the coppers don't come fo me. One broke dick is just an accident. Two or three broke dicks is a conspiracy of unheard proportions. You betta get your alt ID too. It's probably some old fed law about breakin' dicks that will land us both the death penalty.

DesireeNevermind said:

SCNDLS said:

I would be. Her shit MUST be bad if she can snap a dick the hell off. Matter fact, I'ma try it this weekend.

Gurl I told you we Kismet N shit. I got plans to try this shit on my next vacation. I just gotta come up with an alternate ID so the coppers don't come fo me. One broke dick is just an accident. Two or three broke dicks is a conspiracy of unheard proportions. You betta get your alt ID too. It's probably some old fed law about breakin' dicks that will land us both the death penalty.

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