Hershe said:

It'll ache whenever it rains now.

NastradumasKid said:

SCNDLS said:

Right! Like God is cosigning his shit. Maybe God broke his dick to teach his heathen ass a lesson.

Lord please give my penis the strengthen to fuck the hell out of this bitch Cavier. Seriously WHAT THE FUCK? Cavier? Sounds like a bitch with crabs and fish eggs in her pussy.

DesireeNevermind said:

SCNDLS said:

If this shit isn't a PSA against doing porn, I just don't know. Talk about fear factor.

While on set for West Coast Productions performing with new female talent Bethany Benz, Yahshua sustained a torn urethra and ripped an aligning wall in his pelvis—what’s commonly referred to as a “broken dick.”

How can one break a dick, you ask?

Well, Yahshua sustained the injury while in the reverse cowgirl position. He was thrusting upwards while Benz was coming down; his penis popped out of her vagina and hit up against her thigh or pubic bone and “snapped.”

Vagina smagina....they were ass fucking and that big ole badonkadonk broke his lil slim jim. He got what he deserved. As for her...meh....aint no nucca gonna wanna fuck with her now that she is officially known as the "Dick Breaker".

Check baby check baby one two three four
Check baby check baby one two three
Check baby check baby one two
Check baby check baby one

It's called the dick breaker, the beats is like sweeter than candy
I'm feelin manly and your shaker's comin in handy
Slide em across from New York down by your Virginia
Ticklin you around Delware before I enter
Turn to affliction from face hips to feet
A snap crackle pop can make the dick incomplete

Stop the rain, Jesus!!!

DesireeNevermind said:

SCNDLS said:

If this shit isn't a PSA against doing porn, I just don't know. Talk about fear factor.

While on set for West Coast Productions performing with new female talent Bethany Benz, Yahshua sustained a torn urethra and ripped an aligning wall in his pelvis—what’s commonly referred to as a “broken dick.”

How can one break a dick, you ask?

Well, Yahshua sustained the injury while in the reverse cowgirl position. He was thrusting upwards while Benz was coming down; his penis popped out of her vagina and hit up against her thigh or pubic bone and “snapped.”

Vagina smagina....they were ass fucking and that big ole badonkadonk broke his lil slim jim. He got what he deserved. As for her...meh....aint no nucca gonna wanna fuck with her now that she is officially known as the "Dick Breaker".

Check baby check baby one two three four
Check baby check baby one two three
Check baby check baby one two
Check baby check baby one

It's called the dick breaker, the beats is like sweeter than candy
I'm feelin manly and your shaker's comin in handy
Slide em across from New York down by your Virginia
Ticklin you around Delware before I enter
Turn to affliction from face hips to feet
A snap crackle pop can make the dick incomplete

This whole fucking thread wins.

phunkdaddy said:

How many people know that Aryanna Starr was actually the little girl on

an episode of A Different World who Whitley mentored and taught her

how to dress and act like a lady? I believe she was 11 years old on that

episode.

As far as the broken cock.

[Edited 9/7/10 21:34pm]

OMG I knew she looked familiar!

[img:$uid]http://i51.tinypic.com/ictu94.jpg[/img:$uid]

Bethany Benz used to be 'Caviar' from the VH1 reality show For The Love Of Ray J.

Identity said:

[img:$uid]http://i51.tinypic.com/ictu94.jpg[/img:$uid]

Bethany Benz used to be 'Caviar' from the VH1 reality show For The Love Of Ray J.

Oh, the chick from Russia who was always talking to "Larrry".

Identity said:

[img:$uid]http://i51.tinypic.com/ictu94.jpg[/img:$uid]

Bethany Benz used to be 'Caviar' from the VH1 reality show For The Love Of Ray J.

Damn she's hot.

According to news reports, she's currently under contract with the Bang Bros Network, the internet porn production company.

KidaDynamite said:

Identity said:

[img:$uid]http://i51.tinypic.com/ictu94.jpg[/img:$uid]

Bethany Benz used to be 'Caviar' from the VH1 reality show For The Love Of Ray J.

Oh, the chick from Russia who was always talking to "Larrry".

She must have "really" put that pussy on him!

Identity said:

According to news reports, she's currently under contract with the Bang Bros Network, the internet porn production company.

Baby girl be working it out too. There's clips of her working it out.

Oh damn! Why'd I have to click on this thread!

I'm wincing in pain...damn!

Identity said:

According to news reports, she's currently under contract with the Bang Bros Network, the internet porn production company.

Oh damn she's hot.

uhm, nevermind my other post.

Thanks for the thread!

PurpleJedi said:

Identity said:

According to news reports, she's currently under contract with the Bang Bros Network, the internet porn production company.

Oh damn she's hot.

uhm, nevermind my other post.

Thanks for the thread!

Yes sir she practically jumped right in the top 10.

Guss I'm gonn have to search up this lady!

LittleBLUECorvette said:

Guss I'm gonn have to search up this lady!

How the fuck do you snap a penis?

LayzieKrayzie said:

How the fuck do you snap a penis?

With lobster-grip coochie lips.

KidaDynamite said:

LayzieKrayzie said:

How the fuck do you snap a penis?

With lobster-grip coochie lips.

You know how dudes exp pain in their balls themselves if they see a fellow penis be in pain, fallout, or in this case read a thread about a broken penis...or in THIS CASE read a comment like the above?

That just happened lol.

Identity said:

According to news reports, she's currently under contract with the Bang Bros Network, the internet porn production company.

thank you jesus....

SCNDLS said:

DesireeNevermind said:

Vagina smagina....they were ass fucking and that big ole badonkadonk broke his lil slim jim. He got what he deserved. As for her...meh....aint no nucca gonna wanna fuck with her now that she is officially known as the "Dick Breaker".

Check baby check baby one two three four
Check baby check baby one two three
Check baby check baby one two
Check baby check baby one

It's called the dick breaker, the beats is like sweeter than candy
I'm feelin manly and your shaker's comin in handy
Slide em across from New York down by your Virginia
Ticklin you around Delware before I enter
Turn to affliction from face hips to feet
A snap crackle pop can make the dick incomplete

Stop the rain, Jesus!!!

I swear...Desi is craaaazy!

There is a 'broken penis' website with artwork.

http://www.the-bent-penis...penis.html

Tips & Info...

You'll usually know, without question, if you have broken your penis.

A broken penis hurts as soon as you break it. It hurts A LOT!

It is almost ALWAYS the result of intense sexual activity that went wrong.

You had an accident.

Most commonly you were having intense sex. Either you missed the vagina

or your partner was on top, came down hard, and your penis didn't go in her vagina.

You can also break it in your sleep. But, that is supremely rare and not likely. Or when masturbating. But that's RARE also.

There's no shame in getting a broken penis. Accidents happen.

So, see a doctor immediately. Don't be afraid to tell him what just happened.

You're not the only one it's ever happened to.

It's not real difficult to figure out if you really have a broken penis.

Symptoms include:

• Sudden intense pain after bending your erection

• Purple/blue discoloration in your penis and often in the surrounding areas

• A sudden unnatural bend in your shaft

• Blood coming out of the tip

• Unusual swelling

umm..ok...I didn't scroll down far enough in the article ^^^^^

I think I'm going to puke.

Cerebus said:

Cerebus said:

I took a peek. She's natural, which I appreciate. But she wasn't the greatest I've ever seen.

Ditto, not to mention her hugely sagging boobs can be distracting.

[Edited 9/9/10 9:47am]

KidaDynamite said:

Identity said:

[img:$uid]http://i51.tinypic.com/ictu94.jpg[/img:$uid]

Bethany Benz used to be 'Caviar' from the VH1 reality show For The Love Of Ray J.

Oh, the chick from Russia who was always talking to "Larrry".

I remember that Ray J accused her of manipulating his mind....sexually.

Vendetta1 said:

SCNDLS said:

If this shit isn't a PSA against doing porn, I just don't know. Talk about fear factor.

While on set for West Coast Productions performing with new female talent Bethany Benz, Yahshua sustained a torn urethra and ripped an aligning wall in his pelvis—what’s commonly referred to as a “broken dick.”

How can one break a dick, you ask?

Well, Yahshua sustained the injury while in the reverse cowgirl position. He was thrusting upwards while Benz was coming down; his penis popped out of her vagina and hit up against her thigh or pubic bone and “snapped.”

This makes it even funnier.

I'm laughing because you are laughing. . .

you . . . this ain't right.

Identity said:

Cerebus said:

I took a peek. She's natural, which I appreciate. But she wasn't the greatest I've ever seen.

Ditto, not to mention her hugely sagging boobs can be distracting.

Honestly, I didn't find them that distracting. I'm really, REALLY not a fan of fake boobs. Totally hate 'em. Rather have some naturally saggin' funbags any day. I was more referring to her "performance", which didn't really do anything for me. She looked a bit uncomfortable, actually.

She appeared hesitant to go through with the scenes, as if she was having second thoughts about her new career path.

SCNDLS said:

If this shit isn't a PSA against doing porn, I just don't know. Talk about fear factor.

While on set for West Coast Productions performing with new female talent Bethany Benz, Yahshua sustained a torn urethra and ripped an aligning wall in his pelvis—what’s commonly referred to as a “broken dick.”

How can one break a dick, you ask?

Well, Yahshua sustained the injury while in the reverse cowgirl position. He was thrusting upwards while Benz was coming down; his penis popped out of her vagina and hit up against her thigh or pubic bone and “snapped.”