paintedlady said:

dseann said:

OK, let me review this. You left because some huge German dude looking woman grabbed your ass but not because there was a goat at the party? What's wrong with that picture?

She was wayyy scarier than the goat. She was all over me, the goat was just minding its own business pooping on the floor.

dseann said:

purpledoveuk said:

dseann said:

It's a tongue on her cooch for Christs sake. Why the fuck wouldn't it feel good? If it's true, she's an entirely sick fuck, but why wouldn't a tongue working a clit feel good?

Dumb bitch!

On the other hand she probably had a torrid time at school due to fuels rumours that left her fucked up for many years and still slightly insecure in ways those who started the rumours could neither comprehend at the time or remember now...trust me I know from experience

Oh! I'm sorry, please forgive my insensitivity. I didn't realize you were K***** Henderson.

My apologies.

dseann said:

purpledoveuk said:

dseann said:

Oh! I'm sorry, please forgive my insensitivity. I didn't realize you were K***** Henderson.

My apologies.

That's ok..now if you'll excuse me I'm off to comfort myself with a peanut butter sandwich [Edited 8/17/10 7:41am]

dseann said:

Mars23 said:

Look, this is just stupid.

Everybody knows when dogs get peanut butter in their mouths, they go crazy licking the roof of their own mouth, thus loosing any interest in the cooch.

And you know this because ....... ?

check it out on youtube!

We had a rumor about a "hot dog woman". Some girl stuck a hotdog up her pussy. It broke off and she had to go to the emergency room to get it out. Not that I would ever do something like this, but I'd fucking give birth to that shit before I ever stepped in the ER. I would get out salad tongs if need be.

JuliePurplehead said:

We had a rumor about a "hot dog woman". Some girl stuck a hotdog up her pussy. It broke off and she had to go to the emergency room to get it out. Not that I would ever do something like this, but I'd fucking give birth to that shit before I ever stepped in the ER. I would get out salad tongs if need be.

JuliePurplehead said:

ZombieKitten said:

dseann said:

And you know this because ....... ?

check it out on youtube!

Are you sure you only checked this out on youtube?

missfee said:

That is and should be considered a form of animal cruelty. That's just sick. I look at it the same as when that man was having anal sex with his horse. People are just fucking sick these days and need to be locked the fuck up. Like really you that desperate for some type of sex? Next thing you know we'll be hearing in the news of psychotic of how a woman wanted to suck a dick so bad that she sucked her dog's dick.

It's already been done.

There are even websites dedicated to women who have chosen canine companions rather than human. And I'm not talking about porn sites either (although there's plenty of that about too). These are discussion group type sites for women who have chosen to have a canine sexual partner. More often than not, they choose Dalmatians due to penis size - roughly comparable to a male (human) penis. Strange, but true.

I'm not making this up. Basically, whatever sick shit you can think of - it's been done, and more than likely somebody, somewhere is doing it right now.

Whether or not allowing a dog to lick peanut butter off ones bits counts as cruelty is debatable. Not exactly usual or laudable behaviour, but given that the dog probably wasn't forced (I've never tried to force a dog to eat something it doesn't want to, but I assume it would be difficult if not impossible) I wonder how cruel it could be considered.

We are after all talking about an animal which is renowned for eating all sorts of vile disgusting stuff, including their own faeces. I have personally witnessed a dog gobbling up vomit which my sister had just provided - we were on a boat, fishing with no success. Looking at the dog eating her vomit made her throw up again, which the dog also ate immediately. After that she decided to throw up over the side of the boat, and then we started catching fish.

Anyway, I dare say that most dogs would happily guzzle away at peanut butter, and they wouldn't give a fuck where it's been, or where it is.

BTW, bestiality isn't illegal in a lot of countries (including some US States).

<disclaimer>For information purposes only. I do not condone, condemn, or partake in any of the aforementioned activities</disclaimer>

PicklesMcMillan said:

my other thread reminded me of a school rumor back in middle school

this girls name k***** henderson

said she would put peanut butter on her cooch and her dog would lick it off

and she said it felt good

do you know anyone who has done this sick stuff

i mean.. i made my dog lick my feet when i put mustard on it but your cooch is just sick

thats animal cruelty

[Edited 8/14/10 17:44pm]

what the hell this world coming too? Uh...dogs don't bite anymore?

dseann said:

ZombieKitten said:

check it out on youtube!

Are you sure you only checked this out on youtube?

I don't have any peanut butter, so yes

no, I mean there are hundreds of vids of people giving that stuff to dogs because it's funny how they keep licking their lips.

This thread brings me back to that jelly jar video you sickos made me watch!

paintedlady said:

This thread brings me back to that jelly jar video you sickos made me watch!

?

ZombieKitten said:

purpledoveuk said:

ZombieKitten said:

I don't have any peanut butter, so yes

no, I mean there are hundreds of vids of people giving that stuff to dogs because it's funny how they keep licking their lips.

Ah ah...we've seen through your veil and you were exposed by 2 very basic errors in your defence..... 1) Dogs don't have lips (that's why they are terrible kissers) 2) WHY don't you have any peanut butter.....what's it been used for?

I know this is really hard to believe (especially if you are from USA) but I can't stand peanut butter

ZombieKitten said:

purpledoveuk said:

ZombieKitten said:

I know this is really hard to believe (especially if you are from USA) but I can't stand peanut butter

I'm not from the USA...and I still don't believe you

what about vegemite, would you believe I can't stand that?

ZombieKitten said:

purpledoveuk said:

ZombieKitten said:

what about vegemite, would you believe I can't stand that?

Nonsence...next you'll be telling be you don't all walk around with surfboards, barbecues, shrimps and hats with dangly corks on whilst calling people "flaming galah". If you tell me you don't know Scott and Charlene I'll be devastated.

we say prawn

I DO know Scott and Charlene, in year 9 we had a poster of them in our classroom at school!!!

paintedlady said:

Been to a house party and they had a goat there.... didn't stay long since people were too drunk and a chick grabbed my ass... she was a huge German chick and would wipe the floor with me. I was scared and left, because I didn't want to dance with her. Her breath smelled like stale cigarettes and shit, but I digress...

Where the hell do people get goats (in the city) and why party with them? Do they lick things too? And why would you want a smelly animal on your coochie? Can't you get sick? I have allergies, (animal dander) won't your coochie just balloon up with a yeasty? What if a tick jumps on your twat? Why risk that? Eww.

Did you say goat?...

purpledoveuk said:

ZombieKitten said:

I don't have any peanut butter, so yes

no, I mean there are hundreds of vids of people giving that stuff to dogs because it's funny how they keep licking their lips.

Ah ah...we've seen through your veil and you were exposed by 2 very basic errors in your defence..... 1) Dogs don't have lips (that's why they are terrible kissers) 2) WHY don't you have any peanut butter.....what's it been used for?