JowiiCoco said:

Cerebus said:

JustErin said:

What a lovely story.

I heard honey works better though...

... mmmm.... honey.... ...

Honey is sticky.

And then you get sticky.

And then your sheets get sticky.

And then you get all lint-y.

Take it from me, via strickly human-human contact.

PicklesMcMillan said:

paintedlady said:

purpledoveuk said:

PicklesMcMillan said:

my other thread reminded me of a school rumor back in middle school

this girls name k***** henderson

said she would put peanut butter on her cooch and her dog would lick it off

and she said it felt good

do you know anyone who has done this sick stuff

i mean.. i made my dog lick my feet when i put mustard on it but your cooch is just sick

thats animal cruelty

[Edited 8/14/10 17:44pm]

Peanut butter...that's sick

I no rite!

Bacon makes way more sense....

purpledoveuk said:

PicklesMcMillan said:

my other thread reminded me of a school rumor back in middle school

this girls name k***** henderson

said she would put peanut butter on her cooch and her dog would lick it off

and she said it felt good

do you know anyone who has done this sick stuff

i mean.. i made my dog lick my feet when i put mustard on it but your cooch is just sick

thats animal cruelty

[Edited 8/14/10 17:44pm]

Peanut butter...that's sick

out of everything you find PEANUT BUTTER the sick part??! LOL.

NMuzakNSoul said:

purpledoveuk said:

NMuzakNSoul said:

out of everything you find PEANUT BUTTER the sick part??! LOL.

I as joking...unless of course it was smooth spread...then that is sick

The thought of it makes me throw up in my mouth a little. Yet, I don't think that it can be seen as animal cruelty. I mean, it's sick, but I doubt the animal suffers from it. The dog probably doesn't even mind. Dogs are horny bastards.

Acrylic said:

Cerebus said:

... mmmm.... honey.... ...

Honey is sticky.

And then you get sticky.

And then your sheets get sticky.

And then you get all lint-y.

Take it from me, via strickly human-human contact.

Vinyl fitted sheet.

purpledoveuk said:

I seem to recall, when I first became acquainted with the Internet, that a friend recommended Bangedup.com as a 'funny' site...amongst other odd things it had the lobster story there was a picture of a woman with an octopuss poking out of that area...weird site, don't know if it's still around...nor do I want to

How do you even look at an octopus and think.. "That's sexy" WTF???

BklynBabe said:

purpledoveuk said:

PicklesMcMillan said: Peanut butter...that's sick

I no rite!

Bacon makes way more sense....

crunchy bacon on a vaj.... yep, if I were a dog I'd bite the shit outta you for making me eat it off THAT.

:skincrawlingnow:

Women having sex with octopuses is an old theme in Japanese art. Later on it has appeared in some horror / gore themed manga. Some people have had the great idea later on to turn that into live action porn as well.

novabrkr said:

Women having sex with octopuses is an old theme in Japanese art. Later on it has appeared in some horror / gore themed manga. Some people have had the great idea later on to turn that into live action porn as well.

http://www.artoflegendindia.com/just-like-octopus-japan-p-7021.html

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paintedlady said:

purpledoveuk said:

paintedlady said:

How do you even look at an octopus and think.. "That's sexy" WTF???

How do u get it in?

I have the same question.... I also thought the suction cups of the octopus had tiny ridges like teeth for gripping... that would be painful right?

ZombieKitten said:

paintedlady said:

Been to a house party and they had a goat there.... didn't stay long since people were too drunk and a chick grabbed my ass... she was a huge German chick and would wipe the floor with me. I was scared and left, because I didn't want to dance with her. Her breath smelled like stale cigarettes and shit, but I digress...

Where the hell do people get goats (in the city) and why party with them? Do they lick things too? And why would you want a smelly animal on your coochie? Can't you get sick? I have allergies, (animal dander) won't your coochie just balloon up with a yeasty? What if a tick jumps on your twat? Why risk that? Eww.

do you remember the spawning lobster tail story?!?!?

http://www.snopes.com/ris...obster.asp

That is DISGUSTING!!!

Look, this is just stupid.

Everybody knows when dogs get peanut butter in their mouths, they go crazy licking the roof of their own mouth, thus loosing any interest in the cooch.

novabrkr said:

Women having sex with octopuses is an old theme in Japanese art. Later on it has appeared in some horror / gore themed manga. Some people have had the great idea later on to turn that into live action porn as well.

It's depicted in one of the most famous works of the legendary artist Hosukai. Women having sexual intercourse with sea life dates back to the 17th century and is a major theme in Shunga/ Japanese erotic art. Even today, "tentacle erotica" is commonly present throughout Hentai (japanese erotic manga/comics).

Ottensen said:

novabrkr said:

Women having sex with octopuses is an old theme in Japanese art. Later on it has appeared in some horror / gore themed manga. Some people have had the great idea later on to turn that into live action porn as well.

It's depicted in one of the most famous works of the legendary artist Hosukai. Women having sexual intercourse with sea life dates back to the 17th century and is a major theme in Shunga/ Japanese erotic art. Even today, "tentacle erotica" is commonly present throughout Hentai (japanese erotic manga/comics).

SMH @ the Japanese and their porn.

Ottensen said:

Mars23 said:

Look, this is just stupid.

Everybody knows when dogs get peanut butter in their mouths, they go crazy licking the roof of their own mouth, thus loosing any interest in the cooch.

So true!

purpledoveuk said:

Ottensen said:

It's depicted in one of the most famous works of the legendary artist Hosukai. Women having sexual intercourse with sea life dates back to the 17th century and is a major theme in Shunga/ Japanese erotic art. Even today, "tentacle erotica" is commonly present throughout Hentai (japanese erotic manga/comics).

When your talking photograph though it becomes a little different...particularly when the head is shoved up with the legs sticking out

I've seen that pic

isn't it supposed to be the tentacles that are the good bit?

Eating or fucking?

ZombieKitten said:

purpledoveuk said:

Ottensen said: When your talking photograph though it becomes a little different...particularly when the head is shoved up with the legs sticking out

I've seen that pic

isn't it supposed to be the tentacles that are the good bit?

It's one of the most famous ones from Hosukai...the other one is "The Wave" that you always see on meditation and esoteric posters . I don't know the reasoning behind the fascination with tentacles in Japanese erotic culture, but there's definitely a fixation

Ottensen said:

purpledoveuk said:

Ottensen said:

It's one of the most famous ones from Hosukai...the other one is "The Wave" that you always see on meditation and esoteric posters . I don't know the reasoning behind the fascination with tentacles in Japanese erotic culture, but there's definitely a fixation

But I'm talking about a real life photo somebody has taken of a lady with an octopuss hanging out of her (octo)pussy....how and why I'm not sure

I know that's what you're saying...and I was pointing out that in traditional Japanese sexual imagery tentacle erotica is one of their known fetishes, so (alongside any other fetishes they show in their porn and erotica), so I'm simply not surprised, that's all.

Ottensen said:

purpledoveuk said:

Ottensen said:

I know that's what you're saying...and I was pointing out that in traditional Japanese sexual imagery tentacle erotica is one of their known fetishes, so (alongside any other fetishes they show in their porn and erotica), so I'm simply not surprised, that's all.

I want to know where all this randy seafood is being bought...a lobster I can see being purchased, but who is buying a live octopuss/squid (couldn't see its face ) and taking it home in a carrierbag to wine, dine and make sweet love to?

The fish markets in Tokyo are unlike anything we're accustomed to in the west.

I've been to Tsukiji Market there and saw some pretty gigantic-u-mongus species of culinary things that made me practically faint as they were bigger than I was

Ottensen said: