Pickles needs a dark room, a cold towel on her head and a Sam Cooke abum.

We gotta strange one people.

Ottensen said:

purpledoveuk said:

Ottensen said: I want to know where all this randy seafood is being bought...a lobster I can see being purchased, but who is buying a live octopuss/squid (couldn't see its face ) and taking it home in a carrierbag to wine, dine and make sweet love to?

The fish markets in Tokyo are unlike anything we're accustomed to in the west.

I've been to Tsukiji Market there and saw some pretty gigantic-u-mongus species of culinary things that made me practically faint as they were bigger than I was

I buy and eat octopus... its my favorite meal. I like it better than lobster, and these guys look pre-cooked.

They aren't even de-beaked. I usually buy my octopi raw, and they are grey-ish in color, I skin and de-beak them unless the are baby octopi and steam them in a medly of seafood w/ pasta.

Sorta like a fisherman's stew. Can't imagine stuffing myself with one. EWWW

In PR the seafood markets are the same... you can buy all sorts of fun stuff. Conch too!

Ottensen said:

purpledoveuk said:

Ottensen said: I want to know where all this randy seafood is being bought...a lobster I can see being purchased, but who is buying a live octopuss/squid (couldn't see its face ) and taking it home in a carrierbag to wine, dine and make sweet love to?

The fish markets in Tokyo are unlike anything we're accustomed to in the west.

I've been to Tsukiji Market there and saw some pretty gigantic-u-mongus species of culinary things that made me practically faint as they were bigger than I was

yuck. You would do better to actually have shown the octopuss insertion.

Dauphin said:

Ottensen said:

The fish markets in Tokyo are unlike anything we're accustomed to in the west.

I've been to Tsukiji Market there and saw some pretty gigantic-u-mongus species of culinary things that made me practically faint as they were bigger than I was

yuck. You would do better to actually have shown the octopuss insertion.

Sweetie, I'm not looking that shit up nor do I care what it looks like.

paintedlady said:

Ottensen said:

The fish markets in Tokyo are unlike anything we're accustomed to in the west.

I've been to Tsukiji Market there and saw some pretty gigantic-u-mongus species of culinary things that made me practically faint as they were bigger than I was

I buy and eat octopus... its my favorite meal. I like it better than lobster, and these guys look pre-cooked.

They aren't even de-beaked. I usually buy my octopi raw, and they are grey-ish in color, I skin and de-beak them unless the are baby octopi and steam them in a medly of seafood w/ pasta.

Sorta like a fisherman's stew. Can't imagine stuffing myself with one. EWWW

In PR the seafood markets are the same... you can buy all sorts of fun stuff. Conch too!

I love to cook with octopus. I eat fisherman's stew similar to yours, too ( called ciopinno)! In Italy I use to eat octopus in pasta sauce too with other frutti di mare. Ironically, the very first time I ever tasted octopus in the States was through one of my Puerto Rican friends! As for conch, I haven't tried it (even though I lived in Miami)...I think I had conch fritters once but I don't remember if I liked them or not

purpledoveuk said:

Ottensen said:

It's one of the most famous ones from Hosukai...the other one is "The Wave" that you always see on meditation and esoteric posters . I don't know the reasoning behind the fascination with tentacles in Japanese erotic culture, but there's definitely a fixation

But I'm talking about a real life photo somebody has taken of a lady with an octopuss hanging out of her (octo)pussy....how and why I'm not sure

I am ALSO talking about the PHOTO

NMuzakNSoul said:

JowiiCoco said:

You expected to see a video too, didn't you?

Ottensen said:

Dauphin said:

yuck. You would do better to actually have shown the octopuss insertion.

Sweetie, I'm not looking that shit up nor do I care what it looks like.

I'm just saying that looks as gross if not worse.

I have that thing where I can't stand to look at patterns like that. Gives me the creeps. Like lotus flower pods.

PicklesMcMillan said:

my other thread reminded me of a school rumor back in middle school

this girls name k***** henderson

said she would put peanut butter on her cooch and her dog would lick it off

and she said it felt good

do you know anyone who has done this sick stuff

i mean.. i made my dog lick my feet when i put mustard on it but your cooch is just sick

thats animal cruelty

[Edited 8/14/10 17:44pm]

That is definitely bestiality.

paintedlady said:

Been to a house party and they had a goat there.... didn't stay long since people were too drunk and a chick grabbed my ass... she was a huge German chick and would wipe the floor with me. I was scared and left, because I didn't want to dance with her. Her breath smelled like stale cigarettes and shit, but I digress...

Where the hell do people get goats (in the city) and why party with them? Do they lick things too? And why would you want a smelly animal on your coochie? Can't you get sick? I have allergies, (animal dander) won't your coochie just balloon up with a yeasty? What if a tick jumps on your twat? Why risk that? Eww.

Because the goat(s) symbolize the fact that they're having the (orgy?) party in the name of........

[img:$uid]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a4/Baphomet.png[/img:$uid]

Personally, if I notice someone inviting a goat to a party, I would definitely leave without question.

TonyVanDam said:

Personally, if I notice someone inviting a goat to a party, I would definitely leave without question.

paintedlady said:

Ottensen said:

The fish markets in Tokyo are unlike anything we're accustomed to in the west.

I've been to Tsukiji Market there and saw some pretty gigantic-u-mongus species of culinary things that made me practically faint as they were bigger than I was

I buy and eat octopus... its my favorite meal. I like it better than lobster, and these guys look pre-cooked.

They aren't even de-beaked. I usually buy my octopi raw, and they are grey-ish in color, I skin and de-beak them unless the are baby octopi and steam them in a medly of seafood w/ pasta.

Sorta like a fisherman's stew. Can't imagine stuffing myself with one. EWWW

In PR the seafood markets are the same... you can buy all sorts of fun stuff. Conch too!

It's been years since I've eaten Conch.

ZombieKitten said:

I've heard Bangedup.com is closed now...I wonder why I'm too scared to even google the site...this was in a time when my perception of the net was"this is on here so it must be ok"...then the more you read about stuff the more you realise that there are corners of it that you don't want to stumble across...I'm pretty sure that's bestiality...and that's a legal no no

purpledoveuk said:

ZombieKitten said:

I am ALSO talking about the PHOTO

I've heard Bangedup.com is closed now...I wonder why I'm too scared to even google the site...this was in a time when my perception of the net was"this is on here so it must be ok"...then the more you read about stuff the more you realise that there are corners of it that you don't want to stumble across...I'm pretty sure that's bestiality...and that's a legal no no

I just took another look at the photo, and it looks more like it's in her ass

ZombieKitten said:

Whoooah there....you HAVE that picture readily available to you????

Please tell me it's not in a 'memories' aalbum

purpledoveuk said:

ZombieKitten said:

I just took another look at the photo, and it looks more like it's in her ass

Whoooah there....you HAVE that picture readily available to you???? Please tell me it's not in a 'memories' aalbum

have you heard of google? put octopus and vagina in search, and you have every instance of it ever!

ZombieKitten said:

No thanks because shortly after putting that into google we'd be putting Purpledoveuk into Jail

purpledoveuk said:

ZombieKitten said:

have you heard of google? put octopus and vagina in search, and you have every instance of it ever!

No thanks because shortly after putting that into google we'd be putting Purpledoveuk into Jail

even if you don't proceed further than the google window?

ZombieKitten said:

Got you worried???

Just say you were looking to see what a octopuses vagina looked like :lol:

Seriously don't worry if you are worried...even if that is frowned upon (and I doubt it very much if it can ve googled) authorities have way better things to do - just think of all the millions of people who search for way worse and get away with it.

That happened in an episode of Nip/Tuck. Woman comes into the plastic surgery office asking for a nipple reconstruction because her dog "accidentally" bit it off. Dr finds out her husband is in Iraq. He comes into the office at the end of the episode with a huge bag. He outs her "activities" with the dog, saying he saw the jar of peanut butter on the bedside table. He says "I thought we agreed it'd never happen again!!!" He unzips the bag revealing the dog's dead body. She's more upset about the dog being dead than her husband's discovery of her continued beastiality or the fact that he's leaving her.

Good lord that show.

purplesweat said:

That happened in an episode of Nip/Tuck. Woman comes into the plastic surgery office asking for a nipple reconstruction because her dog "accidentally" bit it off. Dr finds out her husband is in Iraq. He comes into the office at the end of the episode with a huge bag. He outs her "activities" with the dog, saying he saw the jar of peanut butter on the bedside table. He says "I thought we agreed it'd never happen again!!!" He unzips the bag revealing the dog's dead body. She's more upset about the dog being dead than her husband's discovery of her continued beastiality or the fact that he's leaving her.

Good lord that show.

damn

i watched that show for a bit.

purpledoveuk said:

ZombieKitten said:

even if you don't proceed further than the google window?

Got you worried??? Just say you were looking to see what a octopuses vagina looked like Seriously don't worry if you are worried...even if that is frowned upon (and I doubt it very much if it can ve googled) authorities have way better things to do - just think of all the millions of people who search for way worse and get away with it.

I'm not worried I think the FBI is looking for things like "how to build a bombt/hijack a plane/rape a woman" etc

I thought you might have been too scared

ZombieKitten said:

purpledoveuk said:

ZombieKitten said: Got you worried??? Just say you were looking to see what a octopuses vagina looked like Seriously don't worry if you are worried...even if that is frowned upon (and I doubt it very much if it can ve googled) authorities have way better things to do - just think of all the millions of people who search for way worse and get away with it.

I'm not worried I think the FBI is looking for things like "how to build a bombt/hijack a plane/rape a woman" etc

I thought you might have been too scared

Can you think of a plausible reason for searching for the following words "midget" "goat" "fist" "oil" "sheepskin rug" and "bicarbonate of soda"?

For a friend of mine who's worried.

mcmeekle said:

Yep - your friend wanted to see if the odour removingpropertirs of bicarbonate of soda would remove the smell of oil from his goat/sheepskin rug....a passing midget had offered to make a fist of it if you...I mean your friend could prove it works
[Edited 8/17/10 3:08am]

ufoclub said:

missfee said:

Well I don't know about whatever the hell was going on in the days before I was born because I wasn't here to know. I can only speak on what I hear about is going on TODAY...and that's what I did. And these mofo's are sick.

I think there were more sick things going on the further you back in time.

Sorry, but there's nothing going on now that has'nt been happening in the past or vice versa. The world is comprised of an eclectic group of indivduals. People have a myriad of tastes. Some people are tasteful while some are utterly tasteless.

[Edited 8/17/10 7:18am]

PicklesMcMillan said:

my other thread reminded me of a school rumor back in middle school

this girls name k***** henderson

said she would put peanut butter on her cooch and her dog would lick it off

and she said it felt good

do you know anyone who has done this sick stuff

i mean.. i made my dog lick my feet when i put mustard on it but your cooch is just sick

thats animal cruelty

[Edited 8/14/10 17:44pm]

It's a tongue on her cooch for Christs sake. Why the fuck wouldn't it feel good? If it's true, she's an entirely sick fuck, but why wouldn't a tongue working a clit feel good?

Dumb bitch!

paintedlady said:

Been to a house party and they had a goat there.... didn't stay long since people were too drunk and a chick grabbed my ass... she was a huge German chick and would wipe the floor with me. I was scared and left, because I didn't want to dance with her. Her breath smelled like stale cigarettes and shit, but I digress...

Where the hell do people get goats (in the city) and why party with them? Do they lick things too? And why would you want a smelly animal on your coochie? Can't you get sick? I have allergies, (animal dander) won't your coochie just balloon up with a yeasty? What if a tick jumps on your twat? Why risk that? Eww.

OK, let me review this. You left because some huge German dude looking woman grabbed your ass but not because there was a goat at the party? What's wrong with that picture?

VenusBlingBling said:

The thought of it makes me throw up in my mouth a little. Yet, I don't think that it can be seen as animal cruelty. I mean, it's sick, but I doubt the animal suffers from it. The dog probably doesn't even mind. Dogs are horny bastards.

Mars23 said:

Look, this is just stupid.

Everybody knows when dogs get peanut butter in their mouths, they go crazy licking the roof of their own mouth, thus loosing any interest in the cooch.

And you know this because ....... ?

dseann said:

paintedlady said:

Been to a house party and they had a goat there.... didn't stay long since people were too drunk and a chick grabbed my ass... she was a huge German chick and would wipe the floor with me. I was scared and left, because I didn't want to dance with her. Her breath smelled like stale cigarettes and shit, but I digress...

Where the hell do people get goats (in the city) and why party with them? Do they lick things too? And why would you want a smelly animal on your coochie? Can't you get sick? I have allergies, (animal dander) won't your coochie just balloon up with a yeasty? What if a tick jumps on your twat? Why risk that? Eww.

OK, let me review this. You left because some huge German dude looking woman grabbed your ass but not because there was a goat at the party? What's wrong with that picture?

She was wayyy scarier than the goat. She was all over me, the goat was just minding its own business pooping on the floor.