chocolate1 said:

Okay....

I must throw in the "I'm So Fierce I Can Make Anything Work" picture...

Remember this?

[img:$uid]http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l256/Teacher_06/Me/NCBW2008-20.jpg[/img:$uid]

When I hit the dance floor, I switched to this:

[img:$uid]http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l256/Teacher_06/Me/Keds.jpg[/img:$uid]

OMG! You got matching band shoes for your dress!! You are PRICELESS!!!!

johnart said:

tinaz said:

Soooooooooooo scrunchies are bad...

I just had to apologize to my monitor for trying to strangle it.

:breathe:

:breathe:

Where are you going in your scrunchie?
a) Walmart

b) Dinner Date

c) Dancing

Lawdgetinthiswoman'sheadandhelpheranswerthiscorrectly :pray:

OH SHITTTTTTTTTTT!! I am laughing so hard right now!! Im glad noone else is here!!!

tinaz said:

johnart said:

I just had to apologize to my monitor for trying to strangle it.

:breathe:

:breathe:

Where are you going in your scrunchie?
a) Walmart

b) Dinner Date

c) Dancing

Lawdgetinthiswoman'sheadandhelpheranswerthiscorrectly :pray:

OH SHITTTTTTTTTTT!! I am laughing so hard right now!! Im glad noone else is here!!!

ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION!

Genesia, please, where's the emergency vodka???

johnart said:

tinaz said:

OH SHITTTTTTTTTTT!! I am laughing so hard right now!! Im glad noone else is here!!!

ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION!

Genesia, please, where's the emergency vodka???

I...I... I dont know what to say!

Sniff* Sniff* .... um... walmart?

Yeah, I saw that...Crocs and a scrunchie...geezuz...this weekend?...well, if we have to... I guess it's better sooner than later... yeah...okay...

Genesia said:

Yeah, I saw that...Crocs and a scrunchie...geezuz...this weekend?...well, if we have to... I guess it's better sooner than later... yeah...okay...

you wont find my flannels...

chocolate1 said:

Okay....

I must throw in the "I'm So Fierce I Can Make Anything Work" picture...

Remember this?

[img:$uid]http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l256/Teacher_06/Me/NCBW2008-20.jpg[/img:$uid]

When I hit the dance floor, I switched to this:

[img:$uid]http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l256/Teacher_06/Me/Keds.jpg[/img:$uid]

Lawd these women wanna come for me today. Even the GOOD ones Lawd.

While I applaud you matching the outfit I'm just gonna say this:

If Beyonce and Tina Turner can dance in heels so can you.

You are supposed to be looking gorgeous (as you are!) in a gown like that seated and mingling and sipping beautiful cocktails. Maybe even a few slow dances, not break-dancin doin the Funky Chicken Dance.

johnart said:

chocolate1 said:

Okay....

I must throw in the "I'm So Fierce I Can Make Anything Work" picture...

Remember this?

[img:$uid]http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l256/Teacher_06/Me/NCBW2008-20.jpg[/img:$uid]

When I hit the dance floor, I switched to this:

[img:$uid]http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l256/Teacher_06/Me/Keds.jpg[/img:$uid]

Lawd these women wanna come for me today. Even the GOOD ones Lawd.

While I applaud you matching the outfit I'm just gonna say this:

If Beyonce and Tina Turner can dance in heels so can you.

You are supposed to be looking gorgeous (as you are!) in a gown like that seated and mingling and sipping beautiful cocktails. Maybe even a few slow dances, not break-dancin doin the Funky Chicken Dance.

A pear appletini would go great with that gown!

johnart said:

chocolate1 said:

Okay....

I must throw in the "I'm So Fierce I Can Make Anything Work" picture...

Remember this?

[img:$uid]http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l256/Teacher_06/Me/NCBW2008-20.jpg[/img:$uid]

When I hit the dance floor, I switched to this:

[img:$uid]http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l256/Teacher_06/Me/Keds.jpg[/img:$uid]

Lawd these women wanna come for me today. Even the GOOD ones Lawd.

While I applaud you matching the outfit I'm just gonna say this:

If Beyonce and Tina Turner can dance in heels so can you.

You are supposed to be looking gorgeous (as you are!) in a gown like that seated and mingling and sipping beautiful cocktails. Maybe even a few slow dances, not break-dancin doin the Funky Chicken Dance.

A true diva knows her limits... Wherever there are heels, there HAS to be matching flats!

Genesia said:

johnart said:

Lawd these women wanna come for me today. Even the GOOD ones Lawd.

While I applaud you matching the outfit I'm just gonna say this:

If Beyonce and Tina Turner can dance in heels so can you.

You are supposed to be looking gorgeous (as you are!) in a gown like that seated and mingling and sipping beautiful cocktails. Maybe even a few slow dances, not break-dancin doin the Funky Chicken Dance.

A pear appletini would go great with that gown!

OMFG YESSSSSSSSSS

Vodka goes with everything.

chocolate1 said:

johnart said:

Lawd these women wanna come for me today. Even the GOOD ones Lawd.

While I applaud you matching the outfit I'm just gonna say this:

If Beyonce and Tina Turner can dance in heels so can you.

You are supposed to be looking gorgeous (as you are!) in a gown like that seated and mingling and sipping beautiful cocktails. Maybe even a few slow dances, not break-dancin doin the Funky Chicken Dance.

A true diva knows her limits... Wherever there are heels, there HAS to be matching flats!

The crowds hushes....

chocolate1 said:

johnart said:

Lawd these women wanna come for me today. Even the GOOD ones Lawd.

While I applaud you matching the outfit I'm just gonna say this:

If Beyonce and Tina Turner can dance in heels so can you.

You are supposed to be looking gorgeous (as you are!) in a gown like that seated and mingling and sipping beautiful cocktails. Maybe even a few slow dances, not break-dancin doin the Funky Chicken Dance.

A true diva knows her limits... Wherever there are heels, there HAS to be matching flats!

A true diva sits down once in a while.

NO SNEAKERS WITH FORMAL WEAR!!! Formal wear is supposed to be limitting gurl, u aint supposed to be able to get your workout on in it. You gonna make me turn into the Gay Hulk and shit, my eyeballs just changed color.

[Edited 7/14/10 14:24pm]

johnart said:

chocolate1 said:

Okay....

I must throw in the "I'm So Fierce I Can Make Anything Work" picture...

Remember this?

[img:$uid]http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l256/Teacher_06/Me/NCBW2008-20.jpg[/img:$uid]

When I hit the dance floor, I switched to this:

[img:$uid]http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l256/Teacher_06/Me/Keds.jpg[/img:$uid]

Lawd these women wanna come for me today. Even the GOOD ones Lawd.

While I applaud you matching the outfit I'm just gonna say this:

If Beyonce and Tina Turner can dance in heels so can you.

You are supposed to be looking gorgeous (as you are!) in a gown like that seated and mingling and sipping beautiful cocktails. Maybe even a few slow dances, not break-dancin doin the Funky Chicken Dance.

This affair started at 7 with cocktails...

After dinner, speeches, and some SERIOUS mingling, the dj came on.

I did a few songs, then broke it down all "Comfy-like"

Then put the heels back on, and strutted on out.

Please don't take my position away!

Oh!

The card and gift I gave Jarrett!

chocolate1 said:

Please don't take my position away!

Oh!

The card and gift I gave Jarrett!

I think maybe Johnart has had a stroke... Someone should check on him!!

chocolate1 said:

Please don't take my position away!

Oh!

The card and gift I gave Jarrett!

Never.

I won't even write you up...this time.

Let me ask you this...(against my better jurrrrgment)

How exactly do you carry spare shoes to a formal affair???

Cuz I know sure as hell they did not fit in your clutch.

Did you bedazzle a shopping bag?

johnart said:

chocolate1 said:

A true diva knows her limits... Wherever there are heels, there HAS to be matching flats!

A true diva sits down once in a while.

NO SNEAKERS WITH FORMAL WEAR!!! Formal wear is supposed to be limitting gurl, u aint supposed to be able to get your workout on in it. You gonna make me turn into the Gay Hulk and shit, my eyeballs just changed color.

I once press secretary'd at a national political convention. In New Orleans. In August. In dresses...heels...and hosiery. From 8 in the morning 'til 10:30 at night. For five days.

My feet were screamin' - but I looked good.

johnart said:

chocolate1 said:

Please don't take my position away!

Oh!

The card and gift I gave Jarrett!

Never.

I won't even write you up...this time.

Let me ask you this...(against my better jurrrrgment)

How exactly do you carry spare shoes to a formal affair???

Cuz I know sure as hell they did not fit in your clutch.

Did you bedazzle a shopping bag?

Soooooooooooo bedazzling is bad...

johnart said:

chocolate1 said:

Please don't take my position away!

Oh!

The card and gift I gave Jarrett!

Never.

I won't even write you up...this time.

Let me ask you this...(against my better jurrrrgment)

How exactly do you carry spare shoes to a formal affair???

Cuz I know sure as hell they did not fit in your clutch.

Did you bedazzle a shopping bag?

tinaz said:

johnart said:

Never.

I won't even write you up...this time.

Let me ask you this...(against my better jurrrrgment)

How exactly do you carry spare shoes to a formal affair???

Cuz I know sure as hell they did not fit in your clutch.

Did you bedazzle a shopping bag?

Soooooooooooo bedazzling is bad...

Does the org have an ignore button??? MODS PLEASE! Somebody.

Genesia said:

johnart said:

Never.

I won't even write you up...this time.

Let me ask you this...(against my better jurrrrgment)

How exactly do you carry spare shoes to a formal affair???

Cuz I know sure as hell they did not fit in your clutch.

Did you bedazzle a shopping bag?

I'm praying to everything that is ghey and holy that she had her Gay sew concealed shoe pockets into the poof of her gown.

johnart said:

tinaz said:

Soooooooooooo bedazzling is bad...

Does the org have an ignore button??? MODS PLEASE! Somebody.

Bedazzle kits can be bought at Wal-Mart. Does that answer your question?

I had a small green gift bag (same color) that I checked at coat check with my coat....

chocolate1 said:

johnart said:

Does the org have an ignore button??? MODS PLEASE! Somebody.

Bedazzle kits can be bought at Wal-Mart. Does that answer your question?

I had a small green gift bag (same color) that I checked at coat check with my coat....

Hollerloojer! There IS a Gay Jesus!!! PRAISE BE TO HER!!!

[Edited 7/14/10 14:37pm]

chocolate1 said:

johnart said:

Does the org have an ignore button??? MODS PLEASE! Somebody.

Bedazzle kits can be bought at Wal-Mart. Does that answer your question?

I had a small green gift bag (same color) that I checked at coat check with my coat....

johnart said:

chocolate1 said:

Bedazzle kits can be bought at Wal-Mart. Does that answer your question?

I had a small green gift bag (same color) that I checked at coat check with my coat....

Hollerloojer! There IS a Gay Jesus!!! PRAISE BE TO HER!!!

[Edited 7/14/10 14:37pm]

You underestimated my skill!

Jarrett's Gift:

http://www.lolitamartinig...rtini.html

And Card:

[img:$uid]http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l256/Teacher_06/tiniglass.jpg[/img:$uid]

What does it mean when the same body part involuntarily twitches 2 days in a row...

chocolate1 said:

johnart said:

Hollerloojer! There IS a Gay Jesus!!! PRAISE BE TO HER!!!

[Edited 7/14/10 14:37pm]

You underestimated my skill!

And you threw me a curveball with that side by side comparison. You know who wears sneakers with crinoline?? Crazy people and people in productions of Grease that's who.

Let's call it even and walk away from it.

tinaz said:

What does it mean when the same body part involuntarily twitches 2 days in a row...

That breast implants should never be bought on CLEARANCE?

Which tit is it??

[img:$uid]http://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/filestorage/fri_95.jpg[/img:$uid]