chocolate1 said:

tinaz said:

You would be ashamed of me at this moment...

Foot flops, pony tail in hair, no make up, tank top and mesh running shorts... COME ON THO Heat index is 110!!!!!!!!!! I have an excuse..

Hero0101 said:

Aww...this thread makes me miss my hags!!!! I've left two of 'em in Seattle, at least two in Orlando...and don't have any here in NY. (though they would hit me if i called them a hag... )

Any NY'ers applying for the job?

=0P

A girl can never have too many Gays!!

PositivityNYC said:

Shoewhore said:

Just thinking about flip flops makes my feet itch!

I was interviewing for a new assistant not too long ago and this one candidate came in for her interview wearing flip flops. I brought her in, sat her down and then proceeded to ask what the fuck she was thinking. She said she only wears heels if she'll be sitting most of the time. I may have thrown something at her, it's all a bit blurry from there on. After she was gone and I had recovered from the trauma the receptionist told me she was going to tell her to change her shoes but thought it would be more entertaining not to. I've written up people on my staff for wearing flip flops in the office. Every now and then some smartass will randomly leave them around my office just to torment me.

I think I'd fire anyone who came in wearing Crocs.

even the high-heel Crocs?

(yes, they do exist [no, not in my closet.. don't Naomi me.. ])

I'd beat them with them first, then fire them. Crocs are a sin against all things stylish.

Shoewhore said:

PositivityNYC said:

even the high-heel Crocs?

(yes, they do exist [no, not in my closet.. don't Naomi me.. ])

I'd beat them with them first, then fire them. Crocs are a sin against all things stylish.

Women who put Crocs on little boys should be imprisoned without hope of parole.

Shoewhore said:

PositivityNYC said:

even the high-heel Crocs?

(yes, they do exist [no, not in my closet.. don't Naomi me.. ])

I'd beat them with them first, then fire them. Crocs are a sin against all things stylish.

whap whap whap

Now get the fuck outta my office, you no taste havin' loser!

DON'T. YOU. EVER. COME. IN. HERE. WITH. THOSE. THINGS. AGAIN!!!!

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chocolate1 said:

DON'T. YOU. EVER. COME. IN. HERE. WITH. THOSE. THINGS. AGAIN!!!!

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OMG!

Efan said:

I need to be adopted. I have zero sense of style. Like, recently, I've grown out a goatee just because I'm totally bored. I have no idea if it looks good or not. I have a sneaking suspicion I'm about 10 years out of date with it. If I had the style sense most gays are born with, I would know.

You can send me a pic via orgnote or email. I'll tell u the truth.

Hero0101 said:

Aww...this thread makes me miss my hags!!!! I've left two of 'em in Seattle, at least two in Orlando...and don't have any here in NY. (though they would hit me if i called them a hag... )

Any NY'ers applying for the job?

=0P

We have a Fruit Fly department for the easily offended hag.

tinaz said:

chocolate1 said:

Foot flops, pony tail in hair, no make up, tank top and mesh running shorts... COME ON THO Heat index is 110!!!!!!!!!! I have an excuse..

Are you home or at work???

If you are at work, do you work outdoors or in a zoo??

These are things I need to know. I've started your file.

Genesia said:

Shoewhore said:

I'd beat them with them first, then fire them. Crocs are a sin against all things stylish.

whap whap whap

Now get the fuck outta my office, you no taste havin' loser!

with a studded glove.

Now you gotta take your ass home. I want you to think about this while you heal up.

johnart said:

Efan said:

I need to be adopted. I have zero sense of style. Like, recently, I've grown out a goatee just because I'm totally bored. I have no idea if it looks good or not. I have a sneaking suspicion I'm about 10 years out of date with it. If I had the style sense most gays are born with, I would know.

You can send me a pic via orgnote or email. I'll tell u the truth.

Meetup is going to be so much fun!!!!

johnart said:

tinaz said:

Foot flops, pony tail in hair, no make up, tank top and mesh running shorts... COME ON THO Heat index is 110!!!!!!!!!! I have an excuse..

Are you home or at work???

If you are at work, do you work outdoors or in a zoo??

These are things I need to know. I've started your file.

She's my sis... go easy on her.

chocolate1 said:

johnart said:

You can send me a pic via orgnote or email. I'll tell u the truth.

Meetup is going to be so much fun!!!!

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

johnart said:

tinaz said:

Foot flops, pony tail in hair, no make up, tank top and mesh running shorts... COME ON THO Heat index is 110!!!!!!!!!! I have an excuse..

Are you home or at work???

If you are at work, do you work outdoors or in a zoo??

These are things I need to know. I've started your file.

johnart said:

tinaz said:

Foot flops, pony tail in hair, no make up, tank top and mesh running shorts... COME ON THO Heat index is 110!!!!!!!!!! I have an excuse..

Are you home or at work???

If you are at work, do you work outdoors or in a zoo??

These are things I need to know. I've started your file.

I am at home... I do not work... A ZOO

I used to work at a bank, so Im no stranger to heels and dressing up everyday... In fact They used to give ME crap all the time cuz I dressed in nice clothes, always had my hair nice with makeup on, and wore jewelry..

chocolate1 said:

johnart said:

Are you home or at work???

If you are at work, do you work outdoors or in a zoo??

These are things I need to know. I've started your file.

She's my sis... go easy on her.

chocolate1 said:

johnart said:

Are you home or at work???

If you are at work, do you work outdoors or in a zoo??

These are things I need to know. I've started your file.

She's my sis... go easy on her.

I'm sorry but Wednesday's Hag does not offer a tailored-to-the-client "light" program for folk we know and love.

If she's at work and it is air conditioned inher office...this will not look good in her file.

I'm writing that shit in INK too.

tinaz said:

johnart said:

Are you home or at work???

If you are at work, do you work outdoors or in a zoo??

These are things I need to know. I've started your file.

I am at home... I do not work... A ZOO

I used to work at a bank, so Im no stranger to heels and dressing up everyday... In fact They used to give ME crap all the time cuz I dressed in nice clothes, always had my hair nice with makeup on, and wore jewelry..

Girl then what the hell you babblin on about??
We don't give a fuck what you wear at home by yourself.

It's your own damn business if you wanna run off the mailman.

johnart said:

tinaz said:

I am at home... I do not work... A ZOO

I used to work at a bank, so Im no stranger to heels and dressing up everyday... In fact They used to give ME crap all the time cuz I dressed in nice clothes, always had my hair nice with makeup on, and wore jewelry..

Girl then what the hell you babblin on about??
We don't give a fuck what you wear at home by yourself.

It's your own damn business if you wanna run off the mailman.

But its not very sexy... For my mans you know...

johnart said:

chocolate1 said:

She's my sis... go easy on her.

I'm sorry but Wednesday's Hag does not offer a tailored-to-the-client "light" program for folk we know and love.

If she's at work and it is air conditioned inher office...this will not look good in her file.

I'm writing that shit in INK too.

I love you, John!

tinaz said:

johnart said:

Girl then what the hell you babblin on about??
We don't give a fuck what you wear at home by yourself.

It's your own damn business if you wanna run off the mailman.

But its not very sexy... For my mans you know...

Honey. I'm always paint covered with crazy-hair goin on here at home.

johnart said:

tinaz said:

But its not very sexy... For my mans you know...

Honey. I'm always paint covered with crazy-hair goin on here at home.

johnart said:

chocolate1 said:

She's my sis... go easy on her.

I'm sorry but Wednesday's Hag does not offer a tailored-to-the-client "light" program for folk we know and love.

If she's at work and it is air conditioned inher office...this will not look good in her file.

I'm writing that shit in INK too.

@ "Hag Lite"

chocolate1 said:

johnart said:

I'm sorry but Wednesday's Hag does not offer a tailored-to-the-client "light" program for folk we know and love.

If she's at work and it is air conditioned inher office...this will not look good in her file.

I'm writing that shit in INK too.

I love you, John!

If we bend the rules for one person we're gonna open ourselves up for a lot of bullshit which quite frankly I have no desire to deal with.

Well why can't I wear a scrunchy if it's the same color as my gown??

I don't know. Are you gonna JOG in your gown?

Bullshit like that.

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johnart said:

chocolate1 said:

I love you, John!

If we bend the rules for one person we're gonna open ourselves up for a lot of bullshit which quite frankly I have no desire to deal with.

Well why can't I wear a scrunchy if it's the same color as my gown??

Are you gonna JOG in your gown?

Bullshit like that.

I can't breathe!

johnart said:

chocolate1 said:

I love you, John!

If we bend the rules for one person we're gonna open ourselves up for a lot of bullshit which quite frankly I have no desire to deal with.

Well why can't I wear a scrunchy if it's the same color as my gown??

I don't know. Are you gonna JOG in your gown?

Bullshit like that.

[Edited 7/14/10 13:59pm]

Soooooooooooo scrunchies are bad...

tinaz said:

johnart said:

If we bend the rules for one person we're gonna open ourselves up for a lot of bullshit which quite frankly I have no desire to deal with.

Well why can't I wear a scrunchy if it's the same color as my gown??

I don't know. Are you gonna JOG in your gown?

Bullshit like that.

[Edited 7/14/10 13:59pm]

Soooooooooooo scrunchies are bad...

x infinity

Okay....

I must throw in the "I'm So Fierce I Can Make Anything Work" picture...

Remember this?

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When I hit the dance floor, I switched to this:

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tinaz said:

johnart said:

If we bend the rules for one person we're gonna open ourselves up for a lot of bullshit which quite frankly I have no desire to deal with.

Well why can't I wear a scrunchy if it's the same color as my gown??

I don't know. Are you gonna JOG in your gown?

Bullshit like that.

[Edited 7/14/10 13:59pm]

Soooooooooooo scrunchies are bad...

I just had to apologize to my monitor for trying to strangle it.

:breathe:

:breathe:

Where are you going in your scrunchie?
a) Walmart

b) Dinner Date

c) Dancing

Lawdgetinthiswoman'sheadandhelpheranswerthiscorrectly

[Edited 7/14/10 14:07pm]