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What's The WILDEST Thing YOU Have Seen Happen At A BACHELOR PARTY **NSFW CONTENT*** I was dispatch to call at this bachlor party once where this stripper chick was getting fucked by one cat and sucking off another dude at the same time, the groom's uncle was sitting in a chair watching the shit rubbing his shit,through his pants dude was half drunk he said oh shit pulled his shit out and the nutt jumped right onto this dudes forhead who was fucking the broad.
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Murder. I'm sig-less. Happy, fuckers? | |
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JustErin said: Murder.
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JustErin said: Murder.
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Sowhat said: JustErin said: Murder.
Damn...don't you live in I thought Hell no. We're fucking NUTS here! NUTS!! I'm sig-less. Happy, fuckers? | |
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One had a chick on chick action going on...cool stuff, and then they pulled out the double dildo and went at it. The hot latina girl got all pissed about something...we found out later that the other girl was dippin' too deep and the latina was mad because she was a couple of months PREGNANT! | |
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Marrysharronsluvchild said: I was dispatch to call at this bachlor party once where this stripper chick was getting fucked by one cat and sucking off another dude at the same time, the groom's uncle was sitting in a chair watching the shit rubbing his shit,through his pants dude was half drunk he said oh shit pulled his shit out and the nutt jumped right onto this dudes forhead who was fucking the broad.
Now of course all hell broke loose, dude jumped on old dude and commenced to fucking him up. But everyone was laughing so hard that we didn't break the fight up quick enough. Old dude got his noe and jaw broken plus fractured his lower leg. pressed felony assault charges against the dude and he had to testify in court. In the courtroom the judge chuckled as well as 2 jurors when the story was retold.Old dude said I had no idea the gizz was gonna jump liike that.all Wow. I think maybe we'll make it to a topless bar or two but nothing's goin down like this... I can just see me saying to my new wife..."Sorry I gave you syphilis on our honeymoon..." "People used to attack me and say it was a conflict of interest: I was the manager, I was the record company, I was the publisher, and I would say, Yes, of course, conflict of interest, but it’s in their favor, you stupid fuck." - Berry Gordy | |
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Slave2daGroove said: Marrysharronsluvchild said: I was dispatch to call at this bachlor party once where this stripper chick was getting fucked by one cat and sucking off another dude at the same time, the groom's uncle was sitting in a chair watching the shit rubbing his shit,through his pants dude was half drunk he said oh shit pulled his shit out and the nutt jumped right onto this dudes forhead who was fucking the broad.
Now of course all hell broke loose, dude jumped on old dude and commenced to fucking him up. But everyone was laughing so hard that we didn't break the fight up quick enough. Old dude got his noe and jaw broken plus fractured his lower leg. pressed felony assault charges against the dude and he had to testify in court. In the courtroom the judge chuckled as well as 2 jurors when the story was retold.Old dude said I had no idea the gizz was gonna jump liike that.all Wow. I think maybe we'll make it to a topless bar or two but nothing's goin down like this... I can just see me saying to my new wife..."Sorry I gave you syphilis on our honeymoon..." | |
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My bachelor "party" was boring as hell lol...my brother-in-law and a friend of his took me and my brother to a strip club. I was bored shitless there, and really would have just preferred spending that last night of being single alone, to be honest. Just me and my thoughts, being reflective, thinking about the future, kids, etc. Instead, I gotta pretend to be into seeing semi-attractive women thrust their pelvises into strange men's crotches while staring up at the ceiling with a bored expression lol...I've never been to a bachelor party before, or sense (don't really have any male friends, tho).
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Byron said: semi-attractive women thrust their pelvises into strange men's crotches while staring up at the ceiling with a bored expression
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Marrysharronsluvchild said: I was dispatch to call at this bachlor party once where this stripper chick was getting fucked by one cat and sucking off another dude at the same time, the groom's uncle was sitting in a chair watching the shit rubbing his shit,through his pants dude was half drunk he said oh shit pulled his shit out and the nutt jumped right onto this dudes forhead who was fucking the broad.
Now of course all hell broke loose, dude jumped on old dude and commenced to fucking him up. But everyone was laughing so hard that we didn't break the fight up quick enough. Old dude got his noe and jaw broken plus fractured his lower leg. pressed felony assault charges against the dude and he had to testify in court. In the courtroom the judge chuckled as well as 2 jurors when the story was retold.Old dude said I had no idea the gizz was gonna jump liike that.all That is wild.....damn. If u want some censored shit.......go elsewhere. If u want the TRUTH, come 2 me. | |
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Marrysharronsluvchild said: I was dispatch to call at this bachlor party once where this stripper chick was getting fucked by one cat and sucking off another dude at the same time, the groom's uncle was sitting in a chair watching the shit rubbing his shit,through his pants dude was half drunk he said oh shit pulled his shit out and the nutt jumped right onto this dudes forhead who was fucking the broad.
Now of course all hell broke loose, dude jumped on old dude and commenced to fucking him up. But everyone was laughing so hard that we didn't break the fight up quick enough. Old dude got his noe and jaw broken plus fractured his lower leg. pressed felony assault charges against the dude and he had to testify in court. In the courtroom the judge chuckled as well as 2 jurors when the story was retold.Old dude said I had no idea the gizz was gonna jump liike that.all Any chance someone can translate it to English? Someone was fucking a cat? are we talking beastiality? How do you rub shit? How do nuts jump? I'm really confused. Please, simple English so I can understand the story. [Edited 9/4/08 16:26pm] I'm in love with Jill. The woman of my dreams. With those round, soft boobs.
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ThirdandFinal said: Byron said: semi-attractive women thrust their pelvises into strange men's crotches while staring up at the ceiling with a bored expression
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Sounds hot!!!! Juizy Boyz®
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JustErin said: Sowhat said: Damn...don't you live in I thought Hell no. We're fucking NUTS here! NUTS!! You've SEEN someone get murdered at a bachelor party? Why were you even at a bachelor party? I thought that was a dudes only thing. You weren't the stripper, were you? | |
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sextonseven said: JustErin said: Hell no. We're fucking NUTS here! NUTS!! You've SEEN someone get murdered at a bachelor party? Why were you even at a bachelor party? I thought that was a dudes only thing. You weren't the stripper, were you? Or the murderer!?! ________________ | |
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Lammastide said: sextonseven said: You've SEEN someone get murdered at a bachelor party? Why were you even at a bachelor party? I thought that was a dudes only thing. You weren't the stripper, were you? Or the murderer!?! I did see it...in a movie. They didn't say that you had to actually be there. I'm sig-less. Happy, fuckers? | |
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JustErin said: Lammastide said: Or the murderer!?! I did see it...in a movie. They didn't say that you had to actually be there. | |
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sextonseven said: JustErin said: I did see it...in a movie. They didn't say that you had to actually be there. Harder please. I'm sig-less. Happy, fuckers? | |
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JustErin said: Lammastide said: Or the murderer!?! I did see it...in a movie. They didn't say that you had to actually be there. very bad things-this movie was very DARK is this the movie u were talking about E? what had happened was.... | |
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sweet said: JustErin said: I did see it...in a movie. They didn't say that you had to actually be there. very bad things-this movie was very DARK is this the movie u were talking about E? Yup! I'm sig-less. Happy, fuckers? | |
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