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Thread started 06/21/08 9:41pm

Imago

Let's ASK FunkMistress ANYTHING...

FunkMistress:



In 7 words or less describe your first impression of JerseyKrs.


In 3 sentences how have your feelings evolved or been reinforced over time.


Have you learned anything spiritually from your relationship to him?


What does he smell like on a good day?
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Reply #1 posted 06/21/08 9:44pm

Mars23

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You're in Europe and this is the best shit you can come up with?
Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it.
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Reply #2 posted 06/21/08 9:45pm

Imago

Mars23 said:

You're in Europe and this is the best shit you can come up with?

There's a language barrier here that I'm still trying to get past, ok?

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Reply #3 posted 06/21/08 9:46pm

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This is bullshit.

You're trying to fool me into thinking this thread is about me so you can fuel your ongoing fantasies about my man.

You have a lot to learn, Dan. My ego may be ravenous, but it's hardly gullible.

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Reply #4 posted 06/21/08 9:47pm

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OK. Are you trying to take the piss?
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Reply #5 posted 06/21/08 9:48pm

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OK. Are you trying to take the piss?


In 1.5 days he is, according to his signature.
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Reply #6 posted 06/21/08 9:48pm

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Hi Dan!
I spent today trying to round up the cats so I can knit you some cat hair undies, but the little buggers are too fast for me. sad
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Reply #7 posted 06/21/08 9:49pm

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peas and carrots
peanut butter and jelly
milk and cereal

Of the three which best describes you and JerseyKRS?
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Reply #8 posted 06/21/08 9:53pm

Imago

FunkMistress said:

This is bullshit.

You're trying to fool me into thinking this thread is about me so you can fuel your ongoing fantasies about my man.

You have a lot to learn, Dan. My ego may be ravenous, but it's hardly gullible.

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Well, I was kind of hoping that this thread would be sort of an "Inside Edtion" scoop of Jerseykrs. boxed


But with your perspective on things, it could be so much more, as you neither succumb to thinly veiled flattery nor obvious manipulation through such. I've always found you uniquely awesome, incredibly intelligent, and unparalleled in your expressiveness that way. A tour de force of intuitive street smart savvy. shrug



My parents raised me to be polite--not sincere. sigh
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Reply #9 posted 06/21/08 9:53pm

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littlemissG said:

peas and carrots
peanut butter and jelly
milk and cereal

Of the three which best describes you and JerseyKRS?


Alcoholism and Domestic Violence.
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Reply #10 posted 06/21/08 9:53pm

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littlemissG said:

Hi Dan!
I spent today trying to round up the cats so I can knit you some cat hair undies, but the little buggers are too fast for me. sad

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Reply #11 posted 06/21/08 9:53pm

Muse2NOPharaoh

Please tell me you just woke up?
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Reply #12 posted 06/21/08 9:55pm

Imago

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

Please tell me you just woke up?

Yes!!!
I'm on their schedule now--adjusted!!!!



Girl, I sleep better over here than I ever did in the states!
The weather here is so dreadful all you want to do is sleep! razz
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Reply #13 posted 06/21/08 9:55pm

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littlemissG said:

Hi Dan!
I spent today trying to round up the cats so I can knit you some cat hair undies, but the little buggers are too fast for me. sad


falloff
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Reply #14 posted 06/21/08 9:55pm

FunkMistress

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Imago said:

FunkMistress said:

This is bullshit.

You're trying to fool me into thinking this thread is about me so you can fuel your ongoing fantasies about my man.

You have a lot to learn, Dan. My ego may be ravenous, but it's hardly gullible.

neutral

falloff falloff falloff

Well, I was kind of hoping that this thread would be sort of an "Inside Edtion" scoop of Jerseykrs. boxed


But with your perspective on things, it could be so much more, as you neither succumb to thinly veiled flattery nor obvious manipulation through such. I've always found you uniquely awesome, incredibly intelligent, and unparalleled in your expressiveness that way. A tour de force of intuitive street smart savvy. shrug



My parents raised me to be polite--not sincere. sigh


Ah, that's better.

Thickly veiled flattery is the way to go. A little effort, that's all I ask.

Now I'll answer your questions!
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Reply #15 posted 06/21/08 9:57pm

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FunkMistress said:

littlemissG said:

peas and carrots
peanut butter and jelly
milk and cereal

Of the three which best describes you and JerseyKRS?


Alcoholism and Domestic Violence.

Stop Beating Your Husband!
No More Haters on the Internet.
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Reply #16 posted 06/21/08 9:58pm

Muse2NOPharaoh

Imago said:

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

Please tell me you just woke up?

Yes!!!
I'm on their schedule now--adjusted!!!!



Girl, I sleep better over here than I ever did in the states!
The weather here is so dreadful all you want to do is sleep! razz

lol hug

OK, lets shut up now, Erin is going to answer.
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Reply #17 posted 06/21/08 10:04pm

Imago

KatSkrizzle said:

littlemissG said:

Hi Dan!
I spent today trying to round up the cats so I can knit you some cat hair undies, but the little buggers are too fast for me. sad


falloff

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Reply #18 posted 06/21/08 10:08pm

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Imago said:

FunkMistress:



In 7 words or less describe your first impression of JerseyKrs.


Okay, this will be a two part answer. Because unlike most couples who met through the Org, we weren't smitten until we met. And I spent most of my Org years in Music and More, so I was totally unfamiliar with the JerseyKRS persona that the rest of you know and love. So I had an online first impression, and a real-life first impression.

Online first impression: Typical chauvinistic, closed-minded, shallow male.

In person first impression: Oh my God he's adorable must hug him NOW.


In 3 sentences how have your feelings evolved or been reinforced over time.


From our first evening together, I felt more at home with him than I ever have in my entire life. I experience a deep and perfect happiness and total sense of peace when I am with him, a feeling that all is right and good, that there is a God and he has put me where I belong. I feel protected and safe, and in turn it fills me with joy to do all the little things that make him feel loved and taken care of.



Have you learned anything spiritually from your relationship to him?


I've learned that it's possible to be reborn through love. I have learned that it's possible to regain innocence - something I never thought could ever happen. A lot of the beliefs I held about learning from past experiences, about hurt and pain preparing you to love, about shedding "tough" masks and hard outer shells in order to touch true strength, have been made real and tangible as a direct result of my relationship with him.


What does he smell like on a good day?


I always love the way he smells. He catches me sniffing him and calls me a fucking weirdo. But there is this one cologne he has, I don't know the name, but he puts it on when he wants my panties to disintegrate of their own accord. Or when he wants me to make that steak sandwich he likes.
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Reply #19 posted 06/21/08 10:11pm

Imago

Oh my god, my pussy just got really wet. mushy
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Reply #20 posted 06/21/08 10:15pm

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Imago said:

Oh my god, my pussy just got really wet. mushy


That's not a question!

I'm up at 1:00 AM because my mouth hurts so goddamn bad. I've eaten two Vicodin to no avail. I don't want to take another one. Ask me fun questions to distract me.
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Reply #21 posted 06/21/08 10:19pm

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FunkMistress said:

Imago said:

Oh my god, my pussy just got really wet. mushy


That's not a question!

I'm up at 1:00 AM because my mouth hurts so goddamn bad. I've eaten two Vicodin to no avail. I don't want to take another one. Ask me fun questions to distract me.



OK, I'll go.

Is the mouth pain penis related?
Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it.
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Reply #22 posted 06/21/08 10:20pm

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Mars23 said:

FunkMistress said:



That's not a question!

I'm up at 1:00 AM because my mouth hurts so goddamn bad. I've eaten two Vicodin to no avail. I don't want to take another one. Ask me fun questions to distract me.



OK, I'll go.

Is the mouth pain penis related?


See, I answered this on the Random Thoughts thread.

It's not related to anything as cool as that, my friend.
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Reply #23 posted 06/21/08 10:22pm

Imago

What was your first impression of Tampa?


How have your childrens lives changed with regards to moving down here to their new home environment?


How have their lives changed with regards to the overall move?



What do you miss about your former home other than family?


What's your ideal vacation?
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Reply #24 posted 06/21/08 10:24pm

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Who was the best catwoman?
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Reply #25 posted 06/21/08 10:26pm

Imago

Was the first Star Wars (Episode 4) really a good movie? I'm not trying to influence your response or anything, but I think it sucks ass.
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Reply #26 posted 06/21/08 10:28pm

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Imago said:

KatSkrizzle said:



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I cannot take this!!!!

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Reply #27 posted 06/21/08 10:39pm

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Imago said:

What was your first impression of Tampa?


Lots of strip clubs, and more sky than I've ever seen in my life.


How have your childrens lives changed with regards to moving down here to their new home environment?


For the first time ever, they can go play outside all the time. We always lived in apartments in the city, and it was almost always cold. Now we live in the suburbs where it's warm, and our neighborhood is full of kids. They can just hop on their bikes and ride around with their friends. That is a HUGE change that just makes me indescribably happy.

My younger daughter shares a room with Chris's daughter, and since they're only a year apart they're more like twins. So she's got a live-in best buddy and partner in crime, and she loves it.

My older daughter has her own room for the first time, and a big brother who has done a lot to toughen her up and teach her to stand up for herself, even though some of those lessons come in ways she hates. lol It's totally good for her, though.


How have their lives changed with regards to the overall move?


They miss our family, and their old school. They went to a real hippy-dippy, super-diverse, culturally rich alternative school and they miss a lot of things about it. But they keep in touch with their friends through email and phone calls.

Another big change is having a dad. That's something I can't quantify in words. They adore him to a degree that even he doesn't understand.


What do you miss about your former home other than family?


The food. It's all chain restaurants here. I miss the cafes, the abundance of Mexican, Italian, Ethiopian, Haitian, Greek, Syrian, Afghan, Portuguese, Puerto Rican, etc. restaurants and shops where you could get delicious, cheap meals on almost every corner. On the plus side, I've expanded my cooking repertoire considerably.


What's your ideal vacation?


Swimming, relaxing, eating excellent food and getting a pleasant buzz from quality alcoholic beverages. Giggling with my husband and knowing that our kids are having a great time. We're planning on fulfilling this on a Disney cruise next year. woot!
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Reply #28 posted 06/21/08 10:40pm

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Mars23 said:

Who was the best catwoman?


Eartha Kitt. Michelle Pfeiffer is second.
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Reply #29 posted 06/21/08 10:40pm

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Imago said:

Was the first Star Wars (Episode 4) really a good movie? I'm not trying to influence your response or anything, but I think it sucks ass.


I have no fucking clue. I heard only terrible things about it and never watched it.
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