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Reply #30 posted 06/21/08 10:41pm

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Imago said:

Was the first Star Wars (Episode 4) really a good movie? I'm not trying to influence your response or anything, but I think it sucks ass.


I have no fucking clue. I heard only terrible things about it and never watched it.


Oh, wait. I misread the question. The real first one, not "Episode 1"? Yeah, it was good, numbnuts!
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Reply #31 posted 06/21/08 10:45pm

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When you're both at the supermarket, have you ever caught yourself thinking "This is my man" and wanting to just burst in the song? I mean, really--have you?


I think he likes me you know. I mean, this isn't a question.


So your kids have a father and they love it--This actually makes my chest all warm lol.. But how do you work out the responsibilities for disciplining them between the two kids?


When we going out again? huh?



Do you have any advice for anyone---hypothetically, embarking on a long distance relationship through a Prince fansite?
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Reply #32 posted 06/21/08 10:52pm

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Imago said:

When you're both at the supermarket, have you ever caught yourself thinking "This is my man" and wanting to just burst in the song? I mean, really--have you?


Yes. And we have this weird propensity for both breaking out into the same song at the same time. This is totally true.


I think he likes me you know. I mean, this isn't a question.


He does. And oddly, I don't want to murder you at all.


So your kids have a father and they love it--This actually makes my chest all warm lol.. But how do you work out the responsibilities for disciplining them between the two kids?


The four kids, you mean? lol It's surprisingly easy. We are always a united front. The kids have very clear rules and expectations, and clear consequences. We both treat them all the same, like they're all our own. They know their responsibilities and for the most part they take care of them. When they screw up, we speak to them - usually together - and dole out the appropriate consequence. The only thing we don't do is spank each other's kids. On the rare occasion that someone has earned a smack, the biological parent hands it out.


When we going out again? huh?


As soon as you get home!!!

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Do you have any advice for anyone---hypothetically, embarking on a long distance relationship through a Prince fansite?


Handwritten love letters and phone sex can get you through a lot.
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Reply #33 posted 06/21/08 10:55pm

Imago

oops, I meant the two of you falloff, not two kids. lol



and the murder statement falloff




At what age did you develop your current spiritual state?

At what age did you come to your current political views?


Do you think your views on either of the above will change much as you age?
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Reply #34 posted 06/21/08 11:04pm

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Imago said:

oops, I meant the two of you falloff, not two kids. lol



and the murder statement falloff


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At what age did you develop your current spiritual state?


Today, I guess. You know what I mean by that.

At what age did you come to your current political views?


I've always had a strong sense of what I believe to be justice, ever since I can remember. I grew up in an area where my friends were black, white, Latino, Asian, Haitian, and everything in between, so that made it almost impossible to be bigoted and ignorant. Starting in my teen years I joined direct-action organizations and attended workshops and trainings on institutional racism, the prison system, capitalism, imperialism, community organizing, etc. I was a founding member of a group of young single mothers in my early twenties and we worked to change the policies and procedures of several big organizations that had power in our lives.

All these things helped shape my political views.

Being a poor, queer, teenage mother of biracial girls contributed as well, I'm sure.


Do you think your views on either of the above will change much as you age?


I'm sure they'll evolve, but I don't predict them changing much fundamentally.
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Reply #35 posted 06/22/08 1:10am

MrsMdiver

What should I expect when I finally meet Dan?


Should I hate him and hold a grudge since I used to live 40 mins from him but never met him?
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Reply #36 posted 06/22/08 1:19am

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MrsMdiver said:

What should I expect when I finally meet Dan?


Should I hate him and hold a grudge since I used to live 40 mins from him but never met him?



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Reply #37 posted 06/22/08 2:32am

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MrsMdiver said:

What should I expect when I finally meet Dan?


Should I hate him and hold a grudge since I used to live 40 mins from him but never met him?



I don't think you'll have to worry much, expect him to run for your pc, then he'll spend all his time on the org....

'Things to do when you're in England.....' wacky
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Reply #38 posted 06/22/08 2:33am

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Hehehe, Aksel.
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Reply #39 posted 06/22/08 3:01am

MrsMdiver

abierman said:

MrsMdiver said:

What should I expect when I finally meet Dan?


Should I hate him and hold a grudge since I used to live 40 mins from him but never met him?



I don't think you'll have to worry much, expect him to run for your pc, then he'll spend all his time on the org....

'Things to do when you're in England.....' wacky



The laptops will be in lock down mode when he is here. lol
We have lots of drunk gossiping to do.


Ok... off to the aerodrome for a long walk with the pup to enjoy the warm sunshine..... and wind.

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Reply #40 posted 06/22/08 6:01am

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In person first impression: Oh my God he's adorable must hug him NOW.




I obviously made her a little dumb too, since she needed NINE words to describe that shit.

And that's including a CONTRACTION. nod


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Reply #41 posted 06/22/08 6:10am

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FunkMistress said:

Imago said:

How have their lives changed with regards to the overall move?


They miss our family, and their old school. They went to a real hippy-dippy, super-diverse, culturally rich alternative school and they miss a lot of things about it.




Notice how she doesn't say jack shit about that woo-woo school not teaching kids basic FUCKING ARITHMETIC, right?!?!


What school doesn't teach little girls MATH?!?!?! Aside from that Simpson's episode where Lisa went to the all girls school where they asked her how math "makes her feeeeel" and they were discussing total area of snowmen in the all boys school next door and Lisa remembered the carrot nose from outside the window.....

but I digress.....

The big one is now adding double digit figures, so there is a finish line SOMEWHERE in the future.

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Reply #42 posted 06/22/08 6:17am

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If you made an abstract statue to symbolize your relationship with your hubby, what would it look like?
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Reply #43 posted 06/22/08 6:29am

ArielB

Did you let Jersey choose the drapes in the bathroom?
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Reply #44 posted 06/22/08 8:33am

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MrsMdiver said:

What should I expect when I finally meet Dan?


Should I hate him and hold a grudge since I used to live 40 mins from him but never met him?


Nah, don't hold a grudge. He had this Org Mystique thing going on, and he wasn't sure he ever wanted to really meet any of us in person and risk shattering it forever. Sometimes reality doesn't live up to the fantasy, and who wants that?

He's never said this to me, but I figure one night of dancing at a gay bar gives me the credentials to speak for his innermost fears and motives.

Oh, and expect him to sexually molest you while you sleep.
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Reply #45 posted 06/22/08 8:34am

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JerseyKRS said:

FunkMistress said:



They miss our family, and their old school. They went to a real hippy-dippy, super-diverse, culturally rich alternative school and they miss a lot of things about it.




Notice how she doesn't say jack shit about that woo-woo school not teaching kids basic FUCKING ARITHMETIC, right?!?!


What school doesn't teach little girls MATH?!?!?! Aside from that Simpson's episode where Lisa went to the all girls school where they asked her how math "makes her feeeeel" and they were discussing total area of snowmen in the all boys school next door and Lisa remembered the carrot nose from outside the window.....

but I digress.....

The big one is now adding double digit figures, so there is a finish line SOMEWHERE in the future.

neutral


lol

You butthead.

They taught math!
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Reply #46 posted 06/22/08 8:38am

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ArielB said:

Did you let Jersey choose the drapes in the bathroom?


No, but I let him Bedazzle the pink canopy over our bed.
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Reply #47 posted 06/22/08 8:39am

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littlemissG said:

If you made an abstract statue to symbolize your relationship with your hubby, what would it look like?


A crocodile in Lotus Position with a toboggan on its head.
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Reply #48 posted 06/22/08 8:51am

LleeLlee

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FunkMistress:



In 7 words or less describe your first impression of JerseyKrs.


Okay, this will be a two part answer. Because unlike most couples who met through the Org, we weren't smitten until we met. And I spent most of my Org years in Music and More, so I was totally unfamiliar with the JerseyKRS persona that the rest of you know and love. So I had an online first impression, and a real-life first impression.

Online first impression: Typical chauvinistic, closed-minded, shallow male.

In person first impression: Oh my God he's adorable must hug him NOW.



In 3 sentences how have your feelings evolved or been reinforced over time.


From our first evening together, I felt more at home with him than I ever have in my entire life. I experience a deep and perfect happiness and total sense of peace when I am with him, a feeling that all is right and good, that there is a God and he has put me where I belong. I feel protected and safe, and in turn it fills me with joy to do all the little things that make him feel loved and taken care of.




Have you learned anything spiritually from your relationship to him?


I've learned that it's possible to be reborn through love. I have learned that it's possible to regain innocence - something I never thought could ever happen. A lot of the beliefs I held about learning from past experiences, about hurt and pain preparing you to love, about shedding "tough" masks and hard outer shells in order to touch true strength, have been made real and tangible as a direct result of my relationship with him.



What does he smell like on a good day?


I always love the way he smells. He catches me sniffing him and calls me a fucking weirdo. But there is this one cologne he has, I don't know the name, but he puts it on when he wants my panties to disintegrate of their own accord. Or when he wants me to make that steak sandwich he likes.



I love these responses.
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Reply #49 posted 06/22/08 9:14am

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Or when he wants me to make that steak sandwich he likes.


Tell us about these steak sandwiches.
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Reply #50 posted 06/22/08 11:31am

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littlemissG said:

Or when he wants me to make that steak sandwich he likes.


Tell us about these steak sandwiches.




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Reply #51 posted 06/22/08 4:41pm

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FunkMistress said:

littlemissG said:



Tell us about these steak sandwiches.






drool
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Reply #52 posted 06/22/08 5:17pm

BlackAdder7

Do you like the NY Yankees?


Has Jersey started to love himself now that he knows another does?


Does he leave the toilet seat up?...does he raise it at all when he pees?


Jersey's son is going to be a ladies man, isnt he, (if he isn't one already that is..)


How do you feel about Jersey's old high school pictures?...he looks like a punk doesn't he?
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Reply #53 posted 06/22/08 5:19pm

Muse2NOPharaoh

You select 10 topics and ...

The answer is hot or not?!
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Reply #54 posted 06/22/08 5:46pm

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BlackAdder7 said:

Do you like the NY Yankees?


I have a NY Yankees checkbook and a NY Yankees debit card. I hate Curt Schilling and am glad he's injured.

Other than that, I'm neutral.


Has Jersey started to love himself now that he knows another does?


Don't let the self-deprecating schtick fool you. That dude has always been full of himself. lol


Does he leave the toilet seat up?...does he raise it at all when he pees?


He raises it when he pees, but whether he leaves it like that usually depends on how much vodka he had for breakfast.


Jersey's son is going to be a ladies man, isnt he, (if he isn't one already that is..)


Oh, he totally is already. He's got a new girlfriend every other week. His current one is nice, though. I like her.


How do you feel about Jersey's old high school pictures?...he looks like a punk doesn't he?


He looks totally fuckable. But he's even hotter now.

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Reply #55 posted 06/22/08 5:47pm

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Muse2NOPharaoh said:

You select 10 topics and ...

The answer is hot or not?!


Wait, what? lol
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Reply #56 posted 06/22/08 5:59pm

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FunkMistress said:

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

You select 10 topics and ...

The answer is hot or not?!


Wait, what? lol

You select any 10 topics. You answer said topics with hot and or not.
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Reply #57 posted 06/22/08 6:02pm

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Muse2NOPharaoh said:

FunkMistress said:



Wait, what? lol

You select any 10 topics. You answer said topics with hot and or not.


Any topics at all?
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Reply #58 posted 06/22/08 6:03pm

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JerseyKRS said:

FunkMistress said:



In person first impression: Oh my God he's adorable must hug him NOW.




I obviously made her a little dumb too, since she needed NINE words to describe that shit.

And that's including a CONTRACTION. nod


brick
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Reply #59 posted 06/22/08 6:03pm

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LleeLlee said:

Imago said:



FunkMistress:



In 7 words or less describe your first impression of JerseyKrs.


Okay, this will be a two part answer. Because unlike most couples who met through the Org, we weren't smitten until we met. And I spent most of my Org years in Music and More, so I was totally unfamiliar with the JerseyKRS persona that the rest of you know and love. So I had an online first impression, and a real-life first impression.

Online first impression: Typical chauvinistic, closed-minded, shallow male.

In person first impression: Oh my God he's adorable must hug him NOW.



In 3 sentences how have your feelings evolved or been reinforced over time.


From our first evening together, I felt more at home with him than I ever have in my entire life. I experience a deep and perfect happiness and total sense of peace when I am with him, a feeling that all is right and good, that there is a God and he has put me where I belong. I feel protected and safe, and in turn it fills me with joy to do all the little things that make him feel loved and taken care of.




Have you learned anything spiritually from your relationship to him?


I've learned that it's possible to be reborn through love. I have learned that it's possible to regain innocence - something I never thought could ever happen. A lot of the beliefs I held about learning from past experiences, about hurt and pain preparing you to love, about shedding "tough" masks and hard outer shells in order to touch true strength, have been made real and tangible as a direct result of my relationship with him.



What does he smell like on a good day?


I always love the way he smells. He catches me sniffing him and calls me a fucking weirdo. But there is this one cologne he has, I don't know the name, but he puts it on when he wants my panties to disintegrate of their own accord. Or when he wants me to make that steak sandwich he likes.



I love these responses.


mushy mushy mushy

hug
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