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Printable1. What's in it for Dan as far as the whole 'Summer of Funkmistress' campaign?
2. Did you see what happened to Chris's popularity here after the 'Summer of JerseyKRS'? | |
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: FunkMistress said: Wait, what?  You select any 10 topics. You answer said topics with hot and or not. Watching my stepson's lizard stalk and eat live crickets... HOT The way my daughter appears out of nowhere and just stares at me... NOT My stepson asking if he can start calling me "mum"... HOT 
Having two pairs of tits... HOT Passive-aggressive bullshit-ass motherfuckers who really need to just come out and say what they mean but probably never will because they're sissy-ass bitch-made passive-aggressive bullshit-ass motherfuckers... NOT Frank's Red Hot Sauce... HOT That habanero shit that my tastebud-deprived lover uses... NOT Firing a gun... surprisingly HOT Crocs... NOT Ant bites... ABSOLUTELY NOT The Normal Whores Club | |
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Fauxie said: 1. What's in it for Dan as far as the whole 'Summer of Funkmistress' campaign?
I have no idea. 2. Did you see what happened to Chris's popularity here after the 'Summer of JerseyKRS'?
Yes. 
Maybe that's the secret reason for number 1...SABOTAGE!  The Normal Whores Club | |
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FunkMistress said: Fauxie said: 1. What's in it for Dan as far as the whole 'Summer of Funkmistress' campaign?
I have no idea. 2. Did you see what happened to Chris's popularity here after the 'Summer of JerseyKRS'?
Yes.
Maybe that's the secret reason for number 1...SABOTAGE! 'DUH-DUN... DUH-DUN' That video cracks me up.
Here's my thinking on the whole 'Summer of' thing, if you'll bear with me. I'll break it down. 1. Summer of Jerseykrs Goal: Have sex with Chris Method: Summer of Jerseykrs Effect: Chris loses org popularity and then marries a lesbian (make of that what you will) 2. Summer of Funkmistress Goal: Have sex with Chris Method: Summer of Funkmistress Effect: ??? | |
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Fauxie said: FunkMistress said: Yes.
Maybe that's the secret reason for number 1...SABOTAGE! 'DUH-DUN... DUH-DUN' That video cracks me up.
Here's my thinking on the whole 'Summer of' thing, if you'll bear with me. I'll break it down. 1. Summer of Jerseykrs Goal: Have sex with Chris Method: Summer of Jerseykrs Effect: Chris loses org popularity and then marries a lesbian (make of that what you will) 2. Summer of Funkmistress Goal: Have sex with Chris Method: Summer of Funkmistress Effect: ???
I like to think that this time around, he's just full of love and bubbles and just wants to make me feel special. I'm being totally naive, aren't I? He totally wants to bone my husband, doesn't he?  The Normal Whores Club | |
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FunkMistress said: Fauxie said: 'DUH-DUN... DUH-DUN' That video cracks me up.
Here's my thinking on the whole 'Summer of' thing, if you'll bear with me. I'll break it down. 1. Summer of Jerseykrs Goal: Have sex with Chris Method: Summer of Jerseykrs Effect: Chris loses org popularity and then marries a lesbian (make of that what you will) 2. Summer of Funkmistress Goal: Have sex with Chris Method: Summer of Funkmistress Effect: ???
I like to think that this time around, he's just full of love and bubbles and just wants to make me feel special. I'm being totally naive, aren't I? He totally wants to bone my husband, doesn't he? Yes. Death, taxes, and that.  | |
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Fauxie said: FunkMistress said:
I like to think that this time around, he's just full of love and bubbles and just wants to make me feel special. I'm being totally naive, aren't I? He totally wants to bone my husband, doesn't he? Yes. Death, taxes, and that.  The Normal Whores Club | |
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FunkMistress said: BlackAdder7 said: Jersey's son is going to be a ladies man, isnt he, (if he isn't one already that is..)
Oh, he totally is already. He's got a new girlfriend every other week. His current one is nice, though. I like her. 
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FunkMistress said: Muse2NOPharaoh said: You select any 10 topics. You answer said topics with hot and or not. Watching my stepson's lizard stalk and eat live crickets... HOT The way my daughter appears out of nowhere and just stares at me... NOT My stepson asking if he can start calling me "mum"... HOT
Having two pairs of tits... HOT Passive-aggressive bullshit-ass motherfuckers who really need to just come out and say what they mean but probably never will because they're sissy-ass bitch-made passive-aggressive bullshit-ass motherfuckers... NOT Frank's Red Hot Sauce... HOT That habanero shit that my tastebud-deprived lover uses... NOT Firing a gun... surprisingly HOT Crocs... NOT Ant bites... ABSOLUTELY NOT
Thats my girl! 
Cant speak for prepreped Habenero but off a fresh bush in a proper dish it is so amazing! | |
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FunkMistress said: MrsMdiver said: What should I expect when I finally meet Dan?
Should I hate him and hold a grudge since I used to live 40 mins from him but never met him? Nah, don't hold a grudge. He had this Org Mystique thing going on, and he wasn't sure he ever wanted to really meet any of us in person and risk shattering it forever. Sometimes reality doesn't live up to the fantasy, and who wants that? He's never said this to me, but I figure one night of dancing at a gay bar gives me the credentials to speak for his innermost fears and motives. Oh, and expect him to sexually molest you while you sleep. 
Ok, I will not hold it against him, as if I could. He never flirts with me, it is always my other half. I think PPP needs to worry about being molested in the night, not me. Damn... when am I going to get hit on? All of these men coming to visit and they always want my man.  | |
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how do u feel about this video? NSFW btw
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JerseyKRS said: FunkMistress said: Oh, he totally is already. He's got a new girlfriend every other week. His current one is nice, though. I like her.
omg he is cute and everything!!!!  | |
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: FunkMistress said: Watching my stepson's lizard stalk and eat live crickets... HOT The way my daughter appears out of nowhere and just stares at me... NOT My stepson asking if he can start calling me "mum"... HOT
Having two pairs of tits... HOT Passive-aggressive bullshit-ass motherfuckers who really need to just come out and say what they mean but probably never will because they're sissy-ass bitch-made passive-aggressive bullshit-ass motherfuckers... NOT Frank's Red Hot Sauce... HOT That habanero shit that my tastebud-deprived lover uses... NOT Firing a gun... surprisingly HOT Crocs... NOT Ant bites... ABSOLUTELY NOT
Thats my girl!
Cant speak for prepreped Habenero but off a fresh bush in a proper dish it is so amazing! I made some beef dish for Chris a few weeks ago, and I was sick of him saying everything I make is "not spicy enough," so I dumped a few too many habaneros in there. I was honestly trying to make it just hot enough for him, but apparently I rendered it inedible.  The Normal Whores Club | |
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ZombieKitten said: JerseyKRS said:
omg he is cute and everything!!!! He's gorgeous. And a GIANT pain in the ass! The Normal Whores Club | |
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MrsMdiver said: FunkMistress said: Nah, don't hold a grudge. He had this Org Mystique thing going on, and he wasn't sure he ever wanted to really meet any of us in person and risk shattering it forever. Sometimes reality doesn't live up to the fantasy, and who wants that? He's never said this to me, but I figure one night of dancing at a gay bar gives me the credentials to speak for his innermost fears and motives. Oh, and expect him to sexually molest you while you sleep.
Ok, I will not hold it against him, as if I could. He never flirts with me, it is always my other half. I think PPP needs to worry about being molested in the night, not me. Damn... when am I going to get hit on? All of these men coming to visit and they always want my man. They're intimidated by your booty...I mean, your beauty.  The Normal Whores Club | |
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Christopher said: how do u feel about this video? NSFW btw
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FunkMistress said: ZombieKitten said: omg he is cute and everything!!!! He's gorgeous. And a GIANT pain in the ass! At least he didn't inherit his father's unibrow. And he does look like he's a heart breaker, and his girlfriend looks like the kind of girl I dreamed of having when I was his age. | |
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FunkMistress said: MrsMdiver said:
Ok, I will not hold it against him, as if I could. He never flirts with me, it is always my other half. I think PPP needs to worry about being molested in the night, not me. Damn... when am I going to get hit on? All of these men coming to visit and they always want my man. They're intimidated by your booty...I mean, your beauty. Ha! I wish... that kind of shit never happens to me. | |
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ArielB said: FunkMistress said: He's gorgeous. And a GIANT pain in the ass! At least he didn't inherit his father's unibrow. He did...I tweeze it for him. The Normal Whores Club | |
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FunkMistress said: ArielB said: At least he didn't inherit his father's unibrow. He did...I tweeze it for him. Good Mom. No More Haters on the Internet. | |
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FunkMistress said: ArielB said: At least he didn't inherit his father's unibrow. He did...I tweeze it for him.
How often do you shave his back? | |
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ArielB said: FunkMistress said: He did...I tweeze it for him.
How often do you shave his back? That kid is a shiny little musclebound fuck. The Normal Whores Club | |
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I might be remembering wrong, but wern't you vegetarian? and you don't mind cooking meat. Same with my wife and everyone thinks she's odd for doing it Le prego di non toccare la macchina per favore! | |
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ThirdandFinal said: I might be remembering wrong, but wern't you vegetarian? and you don't mind cooking meat. Same with my wife and everyone thinks she's odd for doing it
Yeah, I don't eat it but I'll cook it. Call me a hypocrite or whatever, I don't give a shit. I buy organic meat whenever our budget allows. I cook the food in this house, and I choose not to force my diet choices on everyone else in the house. My man works hard to take care of us, and asks for very little in return, so if a steak sandwich makes him happy at the end of the day I'll make him a fuckin' steak sandwich. It's not that hard. The Normal Whores Club | |
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FunkMistress said: ThirdandFinal said: I might be remembering wrong, but wern't you vegetarian? and you don't mind cooking meat. Same with my wife and everyone thinks she's odd for doing it
Yeah, I don't eat it but I'll cook it. Call me a hypocrite or whatever, I don't give a shit. I buy organic meat whenever our budget allows. I cook the food in this house, and I choose not to force my diet choices on everyone else in the house. My man works hard to take care of us, and asks for very little in return, so if a steak sandwich makes him happy at the end of the day I'll make him a fuckin' steak sandwich. It's not that hard. Sort of my wifes attitude, she says her choice is not to eat meat, but she has no problem with what the rest of us eat, or what she cooks for us Le prego di non toccare la macchina per favore! | |
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FunkMistress said: ThirdandFinal said: I might be remembering wrong, but wern't you vegetarian? and you don't mind cooking meat. Same with my wife and everyone thinks she's odd for doing it
Yeah, I don't eat it but I'll cook it. Call me a hypocrite or whatever, I don't give a shit. I buy organic meat whenever our budget allows. I cook the food in this house, and I choose not to force my diet choices on everyone else in the house. My man works hard to take care of us, and asks for very little in return, so if a steak sandwich makes him happy at the end of the day I'll make him a fuckin' steak sandwich. It's not that hard. your not tempted to eat it? Rhythm floods my heart♥The melody it feeds my soul | |
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