Lammastide said:

I was looking at the list of employees I work with and this new girl is named Attache.

They call her Shay though.

Russell Brussell
Richard Stiff
Neville Neville
Harden Slack

Boy I could go on...don't parents realise what they are doing to their kids!!

Apple

We have some friends who have named their kids

Elijah Blue and
Peaches Willow

How could I forget? I have second cousins named Cinnamon and Sterling.

In my area...no lie...there is a young girl whose first name is "YoMajesty"...she is called maggi for short. (Her mom's name is Queeny--ghetto!)

Also, there are twins named Regina and Vagina.....and we all know how everyone says the 2nd name. What the hell are people thinking?

My son has a teacher named Ms. Wigfall. If she took that name after getting married, i just dont undersand.....

StillGotIt said:

Pretty much any ghetto French or ghetto Russian name you can think of or any poor child named after liquor

I really want to slap the piss out of some of these parents.

DevotedPuppy said:

I actually like the name Sterling. A friend of mine in school was named Kristopher Sterling. His dad's first name is Sterling. I think it's classy.

SCNDLS said:

I like Sterling too. I actually know a girl named Sterling.

Now Cinnamon - that's a stripper name.

1sexymf said:

They might as well give her clear heels for Xmas instead of a Barbie doll.

SCNDLS said:

I bought another pairs of shoes this weekend.

I had a history teacher that named his daughter Ima.....their last name is Hoar. It's true.

1sexymf said:

SCNDLS said:

I didn't plan on it, I swear.
I was walking by a shoe display and saw a Michael Kors box. (Mikey called my name, damn him.) I picked up the strappy stiletto piece of art and saw they were only marked $25.00! They should have been at least $150.00 and about $350.00 retail. You KNOW I couldn't pass it up! I can't wait to rock them this summer. I would post a pic, but I'm not home.

1sexymf said:

That's a bargain! I understand, you couldn't say no. Post a pic on my thread when you can.

SCNDLS said:

I will!

Lammastide said:

Thats just setting your kids up to be sluts

1sexymf said:

I can't breath! U know U can't tell the homebound Sista about a shoe bargain when she can't really get to the mall like that!

Congratulations!



SCNDLS said:


Yes, please.

Now back to the thread:

What about the Preacher's wife: Taffy Dollar. Now THAT's a stripper's name!

There is a lawyer in the town I grew up in named Ben Dover, I think he was on lettermen years ago because of his name
And I had a Dentist as a kid who's name was Dr.Belch.

I knew guys named:

Richard Head (he drank himself to death)
Charles Given Seaman

I once met a couple that named their daughter "Daisy" and proudly informed us that was not a family name.

No, she was named after Daisy Duke from "The Dukes of Hazzard".

We've all heard of Nic Cage's son Kal-El (which was Superman's birth name on the planet Krypton).

I have heard of girls named "Fe-MALL-ee" (yes, spelled "Female") and "Semaj" (I guess either her dad is named James, or they really wanted a boy they could name "James").

I've known girls named Brucette; Floydella; and Michael.

I was watching the price is right a few hours ago, and they called out the next contestant. "Our next contestant is LAVENDER JOHNSON." Before they even showed her face, I was like "i know she's a sister." If this is somebody's cousin, I'm sorry.

mcmeekle said:

i went to school with a dude named elliot alphonso elliott if he sees this, i ain't worried he don't know who i am

mayebelle81 said:

I've heard of several brothas with the name Lavender. I also knew a dude named Plezhure. WTF???

Protege said:

aren't those prince's cousins?

There's always Jermajesty Jackson.





And there was a second grade teacher in my elementary school who was named Dick Johnson.

mdiver said:

Are you friends with Cher and Greg Allman?

I like his band (Elijah Blue's, not Greg Allman's).