My niece found a frog and decided to take it to school so they could disect it in science class.
Later that afternoon she returned home....with the now class PET ( none of the kids wanted it to die) named ...of all things FROG LEGS



What weird, funny or obvious names have u ever given a pet?

I also used to have a female cat named NACHO

my cat is called Christian, but my boyfriend calls him Niti.

we used to have a springer spaniel called Horace.

a goldfish named Jaws

a dog name Deeogee (get it?? d.o.g=deeogee...pure genius I tell you)

another dog named Mom... ...I didn't name her

I once had a budgerigar called lemonade because its stupid predecessor had drowned in a glass of lemonade

mdiver said:

OMG...WTF???

chillichocaholic said:

That's some cold shit right there

I used to have a cat named Bacon Double Cheeseburger (that's what I was eating as I was staring at him, trying to figure out what to call him lol). I had another cat named Razor. I was gonna either call him Channel 2 or Squirt Bottle, but Razor just kinda stuck.

Byron said:

jami0mckay said:

Needless to say, my ex-wife said I was not allowed to name our kid ...

Byron said:

I've always wanted a kid named C'mere Dammit...

chillichocaholic said:

The stupid fuck was drinking out of my glass and fell in headfirst....croaked it there and then

We used to call my dog (who's real name was Maya) Jar Jar Stinks or Shabba Reaks. She wasn't even stinky but we thought it was funny.

We're getting a pug and calling it woof.

I wanted a cat with the same name, and a dog called bollocks. That way if the dog screws up you just say "OH BOLLOCKS" and if you want to start a fight, you look at the dog and say "woof" and the cat comes running over.

I had a Lasa Apso named "Puke".

When I was young my parents had a German Shepard named Satan. I took pics of him into school for show and tell. The teacher was upset by the name. It did not upset me, I had no clue what it meant. Satan was a cool dog.

shanti0608 said:

I had a cat named Kitty.

And my niece had a hamster named Furry.

when i was a kid, i once named a cat gladys. my mom protested and named it tosca, which in retrospect was probably a far more dignified kitty name. but i still called the cat gladys.

Anxiety said:

my mother named me after her favourite drug!!! hahaha!!

My female Calico cat is named "Anna Stesia",was sitting at home trying 2 figure out what 2 name her when that song came on and I was like;"well there ya go U R my lil "Anna Stesia".The lyrics fit her also !

Every male dog I've ever had,4 as long as I remember,has been named Prince. I also had a goldfish named Dolphin.

Whofoots cause his paws look like who-people hands/feet

Varmint

A dog named Snoopy, all black with a white spot on his back, didn't have him past puppyhood, fell of the back porch and severely shattered his leg.

A dog named Budget, my favorite childhood pet, daschaund/fox terrier mix, was always into everything and thought he owned everything and everyone in a eight block radius. Yeah, he ran free, he was the sh*t.

My kids had a cat named Blue, because my, at the time, 8 yr.old daughter swore to the ends of the earth that the kitten's favorite color was blue.

We have decided to buy our daughter a fish for her 3rd birthday, when I asked her what she would like to call it she said "fish"

My parents had a cat that my father named "J. Christopher the IV", but we just called him "Cat" for short. He knew his name, and would look at you and/or come to you when you said it. He was a real sweet kitty.

I have no pets of my own. But my sister's little dog is named "freeway" because her husband that happens to be a trucker. Found him running along the freeway with no tag or id, in a rural part of town. They named him, Freeway.

Obvious - Puppy

Strange - Kritty Kratty, Krittients, Krittens and Krattens, Heffer, Booty, Chetley, Chookie Chooks, Blaze Rin Tin, Ploompdale, B2, Harvilla Marvellete, Princess Annie Roison Murphy Alice Russel Smith

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