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New power soul! Penis down to ankle! OMG! 
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Use of a telephone pole as a hood ornament may lead to electrocution. Feel free to join in the Prince Album Poll 2018! Let'a celebrate his legacy by counting down the most beloved Prince albums, as decided by you! | |
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Exposure to open windows may lead to bouts of constipated self-bitchslapping. Beware. Feel free to join in the Prince Album Poll 2018! Let'a celebrate his legacy by counting down the most beloved Prince albums, as decided by you! | |
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I graduated bitches!!! 12-19-09   | |
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If your breath is bad, please strangle yourself. | |
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Please don't store your fucking files here! | |
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HamsterHuey said:
Please don't store your fucking files here!  ! |
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When Dan farts, stay low, the air is breathable there. | |
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Please be in time for your nuclear explosion appointment at 5:12. We do not reschedule in case of missed appointments.
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We do not like elevators. Elevators suck.
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Open doors by using karate techniques at any of these points.
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HamsterHuey said: Please be in time for your nuclear explosion appointment at 5:12. We do not reschedule in case of missed appointments.
I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the dirt. | |
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Christopher said: 
"on the other hand if i used these dead fish for unthinkable sex acts...nobody would ever know...hmmmm"
no gang signs in the hospital. thank you 
thats charlie muprhy standing over you..and thats you on the ground bitch....dont talk shit in the bingo-hall we dont play that here!"  Feel free to join in the Prince Album Poll 2018! Let'a celebrate his legacy by counting down the most beloved Prince albums, as decided by you! | |
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Imago said: 
After eating potentially contaminated ass or vagina, wipe face with moistened toilet/baby-wipes. Perfect!Feel free to join in the Prince Album Poll 2018! Let'a celebrate his legacy by counting down the most beloved Prince albums, as decided by you! | |
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HamsterHuey said:
Please don't store your fucking files here! Love it! Feel free to join in the Prince Album Poll 2018! Let'a celebrate his legacy by counting down the most beloved Prince albums, as decided by you! | |
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Remember, featureless albino mutants have respiratory and digestive systems too. Don't think you're so special. Feel free to join in the Prince Album Poll 2018! Let'a celebrate his legacy by counting down the most beloved Prince albums, as decided by you! | |
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Moonbeam said:
Remember, featureless albino mutants have respiratory and digestive systems too. Don't think you're so special. |
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Terrorist weapons will be clearly identifiable by the giant radioactive symbol or the visible, bright red sticks of dynamite. Feel free to join in the Prince Album Poll 2018! Let'a celebrate his legacy by counting down the most beloved Prince albums, as decided by you! | |
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When George Bush receives the fall-out for stirring up the Middle East hornet nest, he can run, he can hide, but radiation is still gonna hunt and burn his ass. 
See? [Edited 8/20/07 19:25pm] Feel free to join in the Prince Album Poll 2018! Let'a celebrate his legacy by counting down the most beloved Prince albums, as decided by you! | |
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Store your Sweet ~n~ Low, and all products containing aspartame or saccharin in a cool, dry place. Remember: If it's good enough to store dynamite, it's good enough for your artificial sweeteners. | |
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Remember, nuclear explosions have the right of way. Always yield to nuclear explosions.
This one made me laugh my ass off for a good minute! | |
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Valdosta, Georgia chapter of Homeland Security Message: Avoid all books claiming evolution as fact as they are linked to Iraq. | |
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Moonbeam said: 
If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud. 
If you are sprayed with an unknown substance, stand and think about it instead of seeing a doctor. 
Use your flashlight to lift the walls right off of you! 
Try to absorb as much of the radiation as possible with your groin region. After 5 minutes and 12 seconds, however, you may become sterile 
If you are trapped under falling debris, conserve oxygen by not farting. 
We cannot overemphasize this enough, when terrorists strike, always stroll casually in the direction you are facing. 
There is no point in staying in the closet. Everyone knows you are a flaming homosexual. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! | |
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Pop-locking towards the door will deflect any and all chances of getting hit by debris.
Not only will jerri curl juice keep your hair looking lovely, it'll help get rid of smile lines.
"Biohazardous Fish n'Bird Flurry--now available at participating McDonald's!"
Gurrrrrl, don't nobody wanna see you rockin' yo homemade "Gangsta Glam" outfit. NOBODY. | |
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Please do not set your house on fire. You may burn the pretty trees. Feel free to join in the Prince Album Poll 2018! Let'a celebrate his legacy by counting down the most beloved Prince albums, as decided by you! | |
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You got exactly 5 minutes and 12 seconds before you succumb to the bassline fallout.  | |
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Make sure to check for orange, cheesy smegma when you run your "Broadway" into Main Street. Feel free to join in the Prince Album Poll 2018! Let'a celebrate his legacy by counting down the most beloved Prince albums, as decided by you! | |
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We'll trade you a economy-sized package of Slim Jims (decorative garnish included) for that 20-gallon tub of 3121. No strings attached. | |
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Band members from TLC not allowed inside. | |
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No farting in my couch fort, dammit! | |
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