Jeffiner said:

yes, post one please.

Prince would hire me to keep him company cuz, I'm funny, have a great sense of humor, and smile, and I'm fun to be around. I get along with anyone.
Oh, then I'd convince him to create a Myspace Page again, and he'd let me pimp his space, cuz' I am the queen of Myspace.
Yah... that's what I'd do.
[Edited 10/17/08 8:56am]

masina79 said:

I like that u have a plan

L4OATheOriginal said:

Once Princey get a bite of me and me of him...its a wrap!!! We'll start here then then we will be inspired to make then we will both cuz it was so damn good and we will finish off with cuz you know we're gonna wear each other out and work up an appetite. Then I will lay down my plans to help him create the biggest most profitable venture of his career, but first he must cuz momma gotta get paid for being a muse! the loving is free, the inspiration aint!

nurseV said:

d clean it out 4 sure. Throw away all the dirty stuffz.

DesireeNevermind said:

SPAM??!! I don't think i could ever eat that stuff....BLAHHHHH..lol but loved the rest of your story, nice nice

LizaWoman08 said:

i don't like spam either but princey is the meat i wanna eat!

DesireeNevermind said:

Oh the other SPAM, lol I get it

Ottensen said:

4 years.. high school band.. had to march out there on the football fields during half time .. the old days

Put in charge of the vault. I'll make sure it is very clean and neat.

I'd only apply for one job.

L4OATheOriginal said:

Hmmm...I play the piano and work security too....hmmmm....

Then his butt is fired.

I have an uncanny ability to identify which songs on Prince or Prince related recordings will be hits and which ones will not. I've done it for as long as I can remember. I've never been wrong.

Example: When I was 16, and I first heard Nothing Compares 2 U on the Family cassette, I knew that it was a hit that someone else would pick up years later and skyrocket it.

Oh yeah, he needs me!

now what in the world could he have done to deserve all that punishment????

myfavorite said:

What? U mean employing any of us?

What could i do? deal with tantrums,have selective hearing,negotiate with the press and lie with a smile on my face. I have been a assistant before to some pretty darn complicated people. I must have been good because when i had had enough i would start thowing things at them,get fired and then show up the next day with a salary raise. also i get along great with lawyers and paperwork
[Edited 10/19/08 12:33pm]

I probably wouldn't do well fetching him stuff. ... plus i like to sleep everyonce in a while.....it would be like working fo diddy maybe a little milder.

DesireeNevermind said:

but again with me being security u won't b able 2 sit on that couch and offer the brother some spam lol ..

wud neva work 4 him. He soundz 2 meen.

Madison88 said:

That wouldn't be work.

Some of y'all bout to get fired with a quickness. LOL
To the left, to the left, everything you own in the plastic bag to the left

see, that's why we ain't got no jobs .....

make up artist/PA

myfavorite said:

PUH-Lease, I have a job I just dont want one with Prince

I be his miceez n spiderez catchter.

garfield101 said:

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Ottensen said:

I played the clarinet 2, for about 3 months, I learned, "Saturday in the park," and some Christmas song...and I said, nah...I'm gonna go build a fort with my girlfriend...